For those of us unfortunate to have to drive, it involves frequently looking at these little totemistic images that people put on their vehicles. Maybe I’m just a weirdo but I sometimes think of how bizarre some of them are, notably:
-“YETI” stickers. This person feels the one piece of information the greater society needs to know about them is that they really like slightly over-priced, insulated drinking cups. Why?
- Anything related to the beach, “Salt Life”, OBX or the like. This person has the very unique character trait of liking to go on vacation and the world must know.
-Stick figure family. On one hand, it is endearing and meaningful that the most important thing in this person’s life is the love for their family, but it can also read as some sort of fertility resume.
-Apple stickers. This person owns a nearly ubiquitous piece of consumer electronics. They need you to know that they know all about apps and shit, just in case you thought maybe they didn’t.
-13.1 and 26.2 stickers. Might as well say “Fuck you, fatty”