Jacob and Naomi, the racist Australian couple

[MR_WonderfulAndisSoErotic]

Will our beloved industry survive this breathtaking and stunning relevant revelation about these important people?

no!

[Dead Baby Lynx]

Has any one ever looked at a snowflake? They are beautiful. I will never forget my first acid trip. It was the night of a giant snowstorm. I sat on my balcony in a sleeping bag and watched them gently float out of the sky. It was so quiet and peaceful and  beautiful I actually cried a little from all of it. I am thankful that god made snowflakes.

[skatingisntspecialstupid]

I went to Australia and got cucked by a platypus. I tried to fight him but he scratched me with his poisonous claw. Did you know they have poisonous claws? I didn't.

[bugtown]

I went to Australia and got cucked by a platypus. I tried to fight him but he scratched me with his poisonous claw. Did you know they have poisonous claws? I didn't.

Consider yourself lucky. I got chlamydia off a koala bear.

[Toadfish Rebecchi]

So now we’re just pointing out racist people that aren’t famous and have no connection to skateboarding? That’s like 90% of Earth’s population.

[GAY]

Who?
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Doug "Pineapple" Saladino

[Lou Strux]

I didn't know my 4-year old son did tattoos.

I booked time with him next month, as he came recommended, but honestly, I may need to reconsider after seeing his work.

[matty_c]

Faark you cunts are gonna lose your minds when you hear about a b to jay z

You 100% got more racists in USA tho
Morons are just low hanging fruit

[jakeumms]

No lie I'm pretty sure I found that kooks Pornhub channel last night

[thenotoriousP.R.A.W.N]

racism is ruining the world. these wastes of space should be torn limb from limb and fed to wicked hyenas.
FUCK these PRICKS. 
Everybody else is okay though.
Figured it would be Australians, the most racist of them all. Makes me want to puke.
In fact, I will!

whoah whoah whoah hold up there a minute kemosabe

dont be going around all willy nilly calling all us aussies "the most recist of them all"

literally your country was built on mass slaughter of the indigenous native american indians of the land and then to add insult to injury you took slaves from africa and brought them all over to built your shit for you.

a little of the ole "pot calling the kettle black" dont ya think

[rukes]

I dont get the part about Parliament skateshop in Brisbane, Monster skatepark in Sydney.

Long way to go to get a pair of vans.

[thenotoriousP.R.A.W.N]

I dont get the part about Parliament skateshop in Brisbane, Monster skatepark in Sydney.

Long way to go to get a pair of vans.

he probably just googled skate Australia and they were the first 2 things that popped up haha

also those 2 places are geographically like 950kms apart

[matty_c]

Nar mr wonderful was having a larf for sure. Or a puke

Down under we call this a ralph
Or a technicolor yawn

Real talk good post mr wonderful I laughed

[rukes]

Nar mr wonderful was having a larf for sure. Or a puke

Down under we call this a ralph
Or a technicolor yawn

Real talk good post mr wonderful I laughed

Tossin his biscuits

[ndsr]

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DOUG!!!!!!!
Doug "Pineapple" Saladino

[ChuckRamone]

Australians would have the wettest backs of them all if they had to swim back to England where they came from. That's really fucking far!

[botefdunn]

"Neoliberal third-wave feminism" Naomi must be one of those die-hard Keynesians I've been hearing about lately.

[matty_c]

Australians would have the wettest backs of them all if they had to swim back to England where they came from. That's really fucking far!

Lol we’re not wetbacks, we’re rednecks

[shingles]

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Shalom

[NormalGuy123]

No lie I'm pretty sure I found that kooks Pornhub channel last night

post a link?...... for a friend of mine of course

[Hevonen]

Who the fuck are these people?

[jakeumms]

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No lie I'm pretty sure I found that kooks Pornhub channel last night

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post a link?...... for a friend of mine of course

My bad tattoos don't match. There is clearly a vibe going on in Oz though:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5832f920398a4

[matty_c]

lol as progressive as I think I am if you release your own porno I just can’t take you seriously

What vibe I just skimmed then fucked it off once it was apparent I couldn’t wank to it

[mclovin1336]

Who are these nerds?

[givecigstosurfgroms]

  Australia would have hipster racists. 

[Mr. Stinky]

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lol @ "NO SNOWFLAKES"

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Anyone who uses that term is definitely racist let's be completely honest. The term snowflake is only used when someone doesn't agree with some 4chan neckbeards racist tirades.

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Ahh yeah youre definitely a snowflake..its also definitely not a racist term. I think this couple is scum but the term snowflake is definitely not racist..it means sensitive. But go ahead you young liberal douche and find some sort of offense in anything. Just because you and two other people disagree with something thats going on doesnt change the meaning of the word..youre purposely making it sound racist. Fuck off you big baby.

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Well in that case you're sounding like a real snowflake rn.

[close]

What do you know..a hippie liberal fuck avoiding the main point by trying to be witty and not providing an intelligent response of any kind. No surprise there. Ill take my Win proudly. Cuck.

Have you ever spoken out loud to another person? Just curious, because the way you post makes it sound like you have lots of notebooks at home filled with page after page of this kind of thing, scrawled in your tiny handwriting.

[Youoverthere]

racism is ruining the world. these wastes of space should be torn limb from limb and fed to wicked hyenas.
FUCK these PRICKS. 
Everybody else is okay though.
Figured it would be Australians, the most racist of them all. Makes me want to puke.
In fact, I will!

[DarthDingusMaximus]

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racism is ruining the world. these wastes of space should be torn limb from limb and fed to wicked hyenas.
FUCK these PRICKS. 
Everybody else is okay though.
Figured it would be Australians, the most racist of them all. Makes me want to puke.
In fact, I will!

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whoah whoah whoah hold up there a minute kemosabe

dont be going around all willy nilly calling all us aussies "the most recist of them all"

literally your country was built on mass slaughter of the indigenous native american indians of the land and then to add insult to injury you took slaves from africa and brought them all over to built your shit for you.

a little of the ole "pot calling the kettle black" dont ya think

Not defending or arguing with the idea of our country was founded off the backs of racist ideals and immigrants and mass slaughtering of it's indigenous peoples. 

Wasn't Peter Garret that Aus cvnt who joined the green party then the labor party who said he'd fight for aboriginal lands then turned around and sold aboriginal land to oil companies?

I'm not saying that all Aus is like this however power begets power, especially politicians.  Rockstars and people who are not specifically familiar with politics and or knowledge of how government works should fuck the fuck off!

[Coldpizza]

After doing some digging I say we go all in and cancel Britain, Spain, and other former colonial powers. They have been avoiding an honest reckoning with their impacts  of the past...

But all jokes aside; fuck these losers and all the others like them.

[ChuckRamone]

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Australians would have the wettest backs of them all if they had to swim back to England where they came from. That's really fucking far!

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Lol we’re not wetbacks, we’re rednecks

Oh shit. Australia has rednecks too? Do you also drive around in big ol pickup trucks with gun racks and Confederate flags and go four byin and huntin and fishin?