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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #90 on: December 17, 2009, 07:53:34 PM »
I take it back. This thread is a pimp.
Got to say... When I clicked on a thread titled Lindsey Robertson, I was not expecting this.

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #91 on: December 17, 2009, 08:40:56 PM »
so we now know the deal about straight guys who do gay stuff.  I'm curious how you feel about gay guys who act straight?  do you "have a problem" with a gay guy who doesn't wear jewelry, tight pants, or cologne?


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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #92 on: December 17, 2009, 08:59:51 PM »
so we now know the deal about straight guys who do gay stuff.  I'm curious how you feel about gay guys who act straight?  do you "have a problem" with a gay guy who doesn't wear jewelry, tight pants, or cologne?
yes. essentially, you have a problem with people that don't perpetuate stereotypes cut out for them. i haven't eaten fried chicken or watermelon in months, so i guess i'm no longer black.

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #93 on: December 17, 2009, 09:17:36 PM »
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so we now know the deal about straight guys who do gay stuff.  I'm curious how you feel about gay guys who act straight?  do you "have a problem" with a gay guy who doesn't wear jewelry, tight pants, or cologne?
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yes. essentially, you have a problem with people that don't perpetuate stereotypes cut out for them. i haven't eaten fried chicken or watermelon in months, so i guess i'm no longer black.
yer black,  u just have some problems.
i cant go very long without fried chicken, gets me equally as stoked as skateboarding does.
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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #94 on: December 17, 2009, 09:30:01 PM »
Faster! in a nutshell :



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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #95 on: December 18, 2009, 09:41:29 AM »
You're STILL writing out paragraphs!?  Everyone agrees that the shit you're saying is just plain wrong.  Whoever raised you fucked up.  Seriously just focus and start over without voicing your thick headed opinions.  No one will ever take Faster! seriously after this shitstorm.
take the advice.

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #96 on: December 18, 2009, 09:51:30 AM »
sick tread
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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #97 on: December 18, 2009, 10:11:29 AM »

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #98 on: December 18, 2009, 10:24:07 AM »
Poor Lindsey Roberton, if you guys were all arguing with faster! in person at some indoor skatepark or something, you'd all look like kooks. And faster! would be on point. How can you not be embarrassed as an adult male buying women's shampoo at the grocery store? Holy shit what kind of skaters argue about shampoo to this degree?

And Watson, you whore out your blog everyday on here, talking shit, so you sound tough, you're just like Steve Berra, but will never be as big time as him.

And for the record I was drunk as shit in my thread, I was 2 watermelon 4 Lokos deep by page 8 or so, I forget, you can see typos eventually, and I had Beauty and the Beast playing while the whole thing was going down. Funny how typing shit up can be taken out of context?  ::)

Maybe I'll wash my hair with watermelon 4 Loko, so I will smell good for everyone. A man and woman sent all in one, satisfy everyone with that, 2 birds with on stone, you see. (I met a physiatrist yesterday, and after every brilliant point he made, he said under his breath, "see", "you see", really awesome)  ;)


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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #99 on: December 18, 2009, 10:46:27 AM »
I fuck the faces of physiatrists

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #100 on: December 18, 2009, 11:53:32 PM »
And Watson, you whore out your blog everyday on here, talking shit, so you sound tough, you're just like Steve Berra, but will never be as big time as him.

How do I whore it out? By having it in my signature? I've posted like two links to my blog pretty much ever on these boards. Anything else was posted by someone else. Call 911. Prove me wrong.

You're grasping at straws Bugs. I wish I was around for your 2 watermelon 4 Lokos deep breakdown. I heard you had this to say about me: "Agahsgdgv watson fucakachahah glahahadhekee".

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #101 on: December 18, 2009, 11:59:40 PM »
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And Watson, you whore out your blog everyday on here, talking shit, so you sound tough, you're just like Steve Berra, but will never be as big time as him.
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How do I whore it out? By having it in my signature? I've posted like two links to my blog pretty much ever on these boards. Anything else was posted by someone else. Call 911. Prove me wrong.

You're grasping at straws Bugs. I wish I was around for your 2 watermelon 4 Lokos deep breakdown. I heard you had this to say about me: "Agahsgdgv watson fucakachahah glahahadhekee".

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #102 on: December 19, 2009, 12:43:43 AM »

get some

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #103 on: December 19, 2009, 01:20:27 AM »
, I was 2 watermelon 4 Lokos deep by page 8 or so, I forget, you can see typos eventually, and I had Beauty and the Beast playing while the whole thing was going down. Funny how typing shit up can be taken out of context?  ::)

Maybe I'll wash my hair with watermelon 4 Loko, so I will smell good for everyone.

That stuff smells and tastes like shit, a nice future alcoholics drink, a real childish form of alcohol. No self-respecting human admits to drinking that stinking ass garbage. That's all this alcoholic kid I know drinks and he's always burping up this noxious mix of watermelon 4 loko, cigarettes and stomach bile of mcdonalds or carls j or whatever shit he ate that day. Kid is just the epitome of the 21st century clueless suburban man-child who communicates in unintelligible sentences, doesn't want to work or help out in any way and yet still somehow thinks everybody owes him something.

BTW if you have to make up excuses pertaining to your state of drunkenness to cover your ass, you are a straight up bitch.

PS I have no idea what y'all are talking about, I just really hate 4loco and people who make excuses for their behavior and I saw both in your post so I thought I'd let you know, you are a straight bitch. I can see it from here. 
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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #104 on: December 19, 2009, 01:46:09 AM »
YOU GUYS DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE SITUATION!
THE SITUATION HAS HEELFLIPS FOR DAYS
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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #105 on: December 27, 2009, 03:56:31 PM »
SO WHERE DID LINDSEY ROBERTSON GO

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #106 on: December 27, 2009, 08:50:24 PM »
SO WHERE DID LINDSEY ROBERTSON GO

hes outta the game, heel bruise
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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #107 on: December 28, 2009, 08:54:36 AM »
how ironic LOL
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #108 on: December 28, 2009, 04:17:39 PM »

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Re: Lindsey Robertson
« Reply #110 on: December 28, 2009, 04:55:03 PM »
 :D!!