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Ok, so I'm 19, a graduated a year ago, and live in one of those towns where the choice girls leave after they graduate. The only opportunity seems to be a party, but am i strange for wanting it to be special? I know it's not going to be with a 'for real' girl friend. I'm married to my skateboard. Some of my homies hook up left and right though. And it's summer time so I know girls will be coming back from college etc. It's kind of a stupid question to ask in general, but I definitely can't ask a friend. I just can't step it up, you know? dude, am i making a fool of my self or what?
I must have been tripping last night
"thats fucking disgusting man"
i thought i was the only one who bruised people with my cum, save it up for about two weeks and release the blast.
You guys make it harder than it is. Just get fly, and act like you're fly, and the bitches will come to you. You niggas have 0 self confidence, and I'm sure it stems from sucking at skateboarding and being ugly. Go learn some tricks, and buy some new clothes, then go get some bitches. It's that easy.
You niggas have 0 self confidence, and I'm sure it stems from sucking at skateboarding and being ugly.
Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 PMExpand QuoteYou niggas have 0 self confidence, and I'm sure it stems from sucking at skateboarding and being ugly.[close]This is the funniest cotg post I've saw in a long fucking time, not counting ones where you laugh at him rather than with him.When I lost my red wings she wanted to lay something down on the bed. I had a Black Label death before dishonor shirt that was too big, and laid it down. I don't think anything even got on it, but we didn't look to see. We didn't know wtf to do with it, sense it would be weird to throw it in my closet and anywhere else my mom might have found it and picked it up to wash it. So we put it in a plastic grocery bag and hucked it off a bridge as I was driving her home. Drive by period blood shirt throw.
You niggas have 0 self confidence, and I'm sure it stems from sucking at skateboarding and being ugly.[close]
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.
Lower your standards. Practice on a chubby.
Quote from: ALT on May 01, 2009, 09:32:28 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: able on April 30, 2009, 06:55:31 PMExpand QuoteLower your standards. Practice on a chubby.[close]Fat girls give good head cus they are always hungry.[close]totally an acceptable way to go i dont even give a shitQuote from: Ben Throttle on May 01, 2009, 08:12:51 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: My penis is on my forehead on May 01, 2009, 08:08:27 AMExpand Quote"thats fucking disgusting man"[close]Yeah really, why the fuck do you have a dick on your forehead?[close]haha good one fagget, too bad ur dick is fucking exploding with fag
Quote from: able on April 30, 2009, 06:55:31 PMExpand QuoteLower your standards. Practice on a chubby.[close]Fat girls give good head cus they are always hungry.[close]
Lower your standards. Practice on a chubby.[close]
Quote from: My penis is on my forehead on May 01, 2009, 08:08:27 AMExpand Quote"thats fucking disgusting man"[close]Yeah really, why the fuck do you have a dick on your forehead?[close]
"thats fucking disgusting man"[close]
do what robertson did, fuck some fat trailer trash
Quote from: Doctor Newton on May 01, 2009, 09:15:55 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: ChildoftheGhetto on April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 PMExpand QuoteYou niggas have 0 self confidence, and I'm sure it stems from sucking at skateboarding and being ugly.[close]This is the funniest cotg post I've saw in a long fucking time, not counting ones where you laugh at him rather than with him.When I lost my red wings she wanted to lay something down on the bed. I had a Black Label death before dishonor shirt that was too big, and laid it down. I don't think anything even got on it, but we didn't look to see. We didn't know wtf to do with it, sense it would be weird to throw it in my closet and anywhere else my mom might have found it and picked it up to wash it. So we put it in a plastic grocery bag and hucked it off a bridge as I was driving her home. Drive by period blood shirt throw.[close]god damn did you reallllllllllllly do it?! what was it like man? ive fucked when a chick was on her period and it was disgusting thick dark blood that i would never want my mouth near.
Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 PMExpand QuoteYou niggas have 0 self confidence, and I'm sure it stems from sucking at skateboarding and being ugly.[close]This is the funniest cotg post I've saw in a long fucking time, not counting ones where you laugh at him rather than with him.When I lost my red wings she wanted to lay something down on the bed. I had a Black Label death before dishonor shirt that was too big, and laid it down. I don't think anything even got on it, but we didn't look to see. We didn't know wtf to do with it, sense it would be weird to throw it in my closet and anywhere else my mom might have found it and picked it up to wash it. So we put it in a plastic grocery bag and hucked it off a bridge as I was driving her home. Drive by period blood shirt throw.[close]
It was like normal sex but she was hot and gooey already. Fuck, I thought red wings just meant you fuck a girl on her period. I would never touch my mouth to a period vag man - Never.
Quote from: starvingrobot on April 30, 2009, 06:44:31 PMExpand QuoteI have no idea how you got through high school without bangin' out one chick. That shit's actually pretty damn difficult to avoid.[close]Man are you kidding me? Nailing a random chick in high school is actually pretty hard....bitches in my school won't put out. Man Frank just get a girlfriend and practice. I'm in your boat buuut like 3 years younger and the opportunity is going to present itself soon, I'm nervous as fuck but yeah if you just get a girlfriend you might be able to lose it in a couple of months.
I have no idea how you got through high school without bangin' out one chick. That shit's actually pretty damn difficult to avoid.[close]
u b drinkin and b drivin? dat makes you like a millinaire glitter pimp daddy
FUCK RULES!
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius
You guys make it harder than it is. Just get fly, and act like you're fly, and the bitches will come to you. You niggas have 0 self confidence. Go learn some tricks, and buy some new clothes, then go get some bitches. It's that easy. Another tip, I know this may sound like a joke or something, but if you're not opposed to getting tattoos, Get a bunch, like a sleeve or some shit, That's automatic hoes.
Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 PMExpand QuoteYou guys make it harder than it is. Just get fly, and act like you're fly, and the bitches will come to you. You niggas have 0 self confidence. Go learn some tricks, and buy some new clothes, then go get some bitches. It's that easy. Another tip, I know this may sound like a joke or something, but if you're not opposed to getting tattoos, Get a bunch, like a sleeve or some shit, That's automatic hoes. [close]cotg is kind of dead on from what i've dealt with. whether or not i would have worded it like so is a different thingget in a good mood, go to a party, talk to some people, shotgun a few, go back to the people, start talking to the chick about absolutely anything and make a few innuendos. you'll be in the zone for sure
You guys make it harder than it is. Just get fly, and act like you're fly, and the bitches will come to you. You niggas have 0 self confidence. Go learn some tricks, and buy some new clothes, then go get some bitches. It's that easy. Another tip, I know this may sound like a joke or something, but if you're not opposed to getting tattoos, Get a bunch, like a sleeve or some shit, That's automatic hoes. [close]