On weekends and holidays I'll sometimes do curb sessions at my local DMV and it never fails to make me laugh how people come up to me asking me questions about the DMV as if I were an employee:
"Are they open right now?"
"What are your hours?"
"How do I make a reservation online?"
I always tell them I don't work there and that I'm just skating the parking lot. Yesterday, one dude kept pressing like, "Can I go in the use the bathroom?" to which I responded, "Sure, if you can find your way in, go for it" and just kept skating.