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Title: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: nocomply900 on June 17, 2018, 04:55:54 PM
Teams are Real, Element, and Foundation. I see some interesting names tagged under the post on Thrasher’s site. Caught a glimpse of Bam in the trailer too. Thoughts (especially given recent news/claims about Phelper)?

http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/king-of-the-road-season-3-series-trailer/
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on June 17, 2018, 05:18:06 PM
Isn’t it boycott thrasher season on channel 11
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Post by: bawtawdinfinity on June 17, 2018, 05:36:48 PM
Isn’t it boycott thrasher season on channel 11
yes I definitely wont be watching this
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Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: canadian tm on June 17, 2018, 06:33:15 PM
jamie thomas is in this, and they do not fuck with him. at all.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 17, 2018, 06:43:17 PM
In light of recent news about Phelps, I still think Phelps is an asshole, and Phelps still doesn’t care that I think he’s an asshole
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: DCLOVE on June 17, 2018, 06:43:49 PM
Burnett handles everything for KOTR not Phelps and it’s produced by vice yall are free to view.
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Post by: el chino on June 17, 2018, 08:54:18 PM
Burnett handles everything for KOTR not Phelps and it’s produced by vice yall are free to view.on ewatchseries.to
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Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: CHONGO on June 17, 2018, 09:35:59 PM
burnt toast
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Post by: DCLOVE on June 17, 2018, 11:29:49 PM
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Burnett handles everything for KOTR not Phelps and it’s produced by vice yall are free to view.on ewatchseries.to
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My guy!
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on June 17, 2018, 11:39:46 PM
Element's team is so sick. And Nyjah.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on June 18, 2018, 01:26:38 AM
Backing Foundation for sure. The dudes are hungry and can get weird without nike obligations
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Rasmus on June 18, 2018, 01:54:24 AM
I predict Nyjah wants to act core, but end up kooking himself by doing something extremely misogynistic, which he mistakes for being badass.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: euro tm on June 18, 2018, 01:56:37 AM
legally getting married to a teammate was a challenge. jaws was reals mystery guest and he and robbie brockel are still legally married.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: iKobrakai on June 18, 2018, 01:56:58 AM
Not a fan of pissing and shitting coming back.
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Post by: franc on June 18, 2018, 02:29:30 AM
Not a fan of pissing and shitting coming back.

This.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: SodaJerk on June 18, 2018, 02:43:04 AM
legally getting married to a teammate was a challenge. jaws was reals mystery guest and he and robbie brockel are still legally married.
Great way to mock equal rights. Well done Thrasher.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: my english is bad on June 18, 2018, 08:53:45 AM
Foundation for the win and Cole Wilson MVP
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Post by: lampshade on June 18, 2018, 09:57:04 AM
KOTR is OK.  I DVR it so I can fast forward through all the dumb stuff and commercials.  Some of the skating is pretty gnarly and skate related challenges can be pretty funny/impressive. But fuck the piss/poop/and make out shit. 
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Post by: bawtawdinfinity on June 18, 2018, 10:11:01 AM
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legally getting married to a teammate was a challenge. jaws was reals mystery guest and he and robbie brockel are still legally married.
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Great way to mock equal rights. Well done Thrasher.
hi steve berra
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: coreaf on June 18, 2018, 10:15:49 AM
burnt toast

yeah i’m super hyped for that dime drop today too
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Craig Lutzka on June 18, 2018, 10:56:49 AM
They should step it up and make them drink the piss of an opposing team rider. That's what the people want!
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: L33Tg33k on June 18, 2018, 11:02:15 AM
I'm down for piss, poop, and puke, but the make out challenges disgust me right the fuck out. It's so unnatural.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: smellsdead on June 18, 2018, 02:20:59 PM
toaster is hot fiya
so whens the next dime glory challenge?
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: SFblah on June 18, 2018, 02:36:35 PM
If Zion and Ishod are in then Real is gonna take it.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: SlappyBum on June 18, 2018, 02:57:36 PM
I'm down for piss, poop, and puke, but the make out challenges disgust me right the fuck out. It's so unnatural.

Always a weird ass vibe watching those parts
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: sharkin on June 18, 2018, 03:33:26 PM

Tongue punch another team member’s gnar button
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Trashcon on June 18, 2018, 10:10:36 PM
I look forward to seeing Cole Wilson tear it up. What is a beast+machine? well that's what he is.

Edit: I don't look forward with anything to do with Andy Roy's teeth/mouth.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Thomas on June 19, 2018, 02:43:48 AM
KOTR was fun when it was about skateboarding and not putting beer in your ass.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: feedmeseymour on June 19, 2018, 08:40:30 AM
I look forward to seeing Cole Wilson tear it up. What is a beast+machine? well that's what he is.

Edit: I don't look forward with anything to do with Andy Roy's teeth/mouth.
i think he sold his remaining teeth on ebay so we should be good to go.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Bread Harrity on June 19, 2018, 04:02:09 PM
Rick Mccrank’s new more skating based show premieres the same night!(I assume directly before or after) Regardless of the quality of KOTR it’s pretty interesting that viceland has a 2 hour block of prime time dedicated to skateboarding. Also hopefully non-skating KOTR viewers will tune into rick’s show and actually learn something worthwhile about skating(or at least cleanse their palette of Andy Roy)


www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb6qYTR3158
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on June 19, 2018, 04:25:06 PM
I have uverse and it comes with viceland, one day they had a kotr marathon on so I watched some of it, shit's wack as fuck
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: streetsoup on June 19, 2018, 04:54:27 PM
Hey my girlfriend and I will finally agree on something to watch again.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: GAY on June 19, 2018, 05:14:11 PM
I'm going to binge watch this entire thing whilst fellating myself seated on a rim chair.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on June 19, 2018, 05:47:10 PM
I have uverse and it comes with viceland, one day they had a kotr marathon on so I watched some of it, shit's wack as fuck

It's embarrassing how shitty this show is. Great work Thrasher!
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: CHOW on June 20, 2018, 05:12:25 AM
Rick Mccrank’s new more skating based show premieres the same night!(I assume directly before or after) Regardless of the quality of KOTR it’s pretty interesting that viceland has a 2 hour block of prime time dedicated to skateboarding. Also hopefully non-skating KOTR viewers will tune into rick’s show and actually learn something worthwhile about skating(or at least cleanse their palette of Andy Roy)


www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb6qYTR3158
I'm glad they're adding more skating to their lineup, but I'd still like to see more, especially considering that Spike is running the channel. I'd like to see them premiering new skate videos and syndicating old ones.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: 101slasher101 on June 20, 2018, 05:30:46 AM
More Jake Phelps
More Andy Roy
More Jereme Rogers
Please
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Jared on June 20, 2018, 08:07:01 AM
KOTR was fun when it was about skateboarding and not enabling Andy Roy.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: canadian tm on June 20, 2018, 10:38:10 AM
1.element
2. real
3. foundation



spoiler
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: morningcommute on June 20, 2018, 11:45:08 AM
if only my wife wanted to piss in my mouth as much as jaws loves pissing in his own mouth
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: drunkenshredder on July 01, 2018, 07:24:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3gvP4Ho_9o

Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 01, 2018, 07:33:58 PM
Hey my girlfriend and I will finally agree on something to watch again.
You say this as if drag race hasn’t just had two straight seasons in a row without a gap.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Telly on July 01, 2018, 07:44:18 PM
I used to enjoy watching this until one of the challenges was to piss in a Burger King or gas station or whatever. You want to piss in jaws mouth while Andy Roy tongue punches phelper?  Fine, but do it outside where some kid doesn't have to clean it up.  That shit is more whack than jereme Rogers music.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Hairy Ballsagna on July 01, 2018, 07:47:25 PM
Cleaning up piss really isn't that bad.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: BobbyPshew on July 01, 2018, 08:00:07 PM
Cleaning up piss really isn't that bad.

It is when it's Andy's piss and you're only getting paid minimum wage.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: SodaJerk on July 02, 2018, 07:34:03 AM
I know I spoke disparagingly about the getting married challenge and how it mocked LGBTQ people and their struggles but god damn that ceremony between Cole and Aiden was heartwarming. I hope they have a great life together.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Sad Hippo on July 02, 2018, 07:38:02 AM
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Hey my girlfriend and I will finally agree on something to watch again.
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You say this as if drag race hasn’t just had two straight seasons in a row without a gap.
You guys fuck with Queer Eye?
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: morningcommute on July 02, 2018, 09:58:53 AM
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Hey my girlfriend and I will finally agree on something to watch again.
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You say this as if drag race hasn’t just had two straight seasons in a row without a gap.
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You guys fuck with Queer Eye?

The new series kind of fell off. If dude wants to move to nevada and take mushrooms at burning man every year then fuck it, let him.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Dwyck on July 02, 2018, 10:17:45 AM
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Hey my girlfriend and I will finally agree on something to watch again.
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You say this as if drag race hasn’t just had two straight seasons in a row without a gap.
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You guys fuck with Queer Eye?

They always got the straight dude looking dumb by the end of the episode. Love those guys though
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Sad Hippo on July 02, 2018, 11:35:18 AM
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Hey my girlfriend and I will finally agree on something to watch again.
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You say this as if drag race hasn’t just had two straight seasons in a row without a gap.
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You guys fuck with Queer Eye?
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The new series kind of fell off. If dude wants to move to nevada and take mushrooms at burning man every year then fuck it, let him.
He was running from everything he loved though, just because he was afraid to commit to anything. 
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: heckler on July 02, 2018, 11:58:33 AM
A girl I hooked up with in college popped up in an episode of the latest season of Queer Eye. I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 02, 2018, 03:59:36 PM
I think my girlfriend secretly fantsizes about getting me on that show. Passed out to the first episode of the new season I ever saw last night. The whole thing has an uncomfortably contrived vibe to it. Like it might as well been “jewish eye for the broke guy” or “black eye for the unathletic guy” or some other playong up of a stereotype or something. I don’t know, I’m not gay so who am I to say what is or isn’t disrespectful to thay community...its just a bit awkward for me, almost comes off like gay minstrelsy
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Post by: VHS ERA on July 02, 2018, 06:35:44 PM
I’ve never seen an episode of this show. Is it good or kooky jock shit?
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Post by: Trashcon on July 02, 2018, 09:59:59 PM
I’ve never seen an episode of this show. Is it good or kooky jock shit?
A little of both. Sometimes more of one than the other. Sometimes a lot of Andy Roy/Jake Phelps.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 02, 2018, 10:30:54 PM
I think my girlfriend secretly fantsizes about getting me on that show. Passed out to the first episode of the new season I ever saw last night. The whole thing has an uncomfortably contrived vibe to it. Like it might as well been “jewish eye for the broke guy” or “black eye for the unathletic guy” or some other playong up of a stereotype or something. I don’t know, I’m not gay so who am I to say what is or isn’t disrespectful to thay community...its just a bit awkward for me, almost comes off like gay minstrelsy

I think the original iteration maybe was that way, but that’s because it was safer and more acceptable for gay guys to be queeny like Jack on Will and Grace.  On the new Queer Eye (no longer just for the straight guy), only one of the guys is sassy gay friend-ish and I think a lot of the times they act that way as an ice breaker for their subjects.  It’s reality tv, so there’s obviously always something manufactured about it, but it’s ultimately a show about helping people be the best versions of themselves so I don’t have any real issues with the show even if I think Karamo is useless and Antoni is secretly straight and can’t cook
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: morningcommute on July 02, 2018, 11:21:08 PM
i was pretty bummed when they cut off that Asian guYstrad beautiful long hair but stoked they helped build up his self confidence.

burning man dude episode still bums me out.
homie got locked down by the chick, didn't move cities like he planned and is probably gonna be Hella miserable and bored with his life.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 03, 2018, 12:25:47 AM
i was pretty bummed when they cut off that Asian guYstrad beautiful long hair but stoked they helped build up his self confidence.

burning man dude episode still bums me out.
homie got locked down by the chick, didn't move cities like he planned and is probably gonna be Hella miserable and bored with his life.

Or did they save him from moving to Reno
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Post by: fakie nollie on July 03, 2018, 07:53:19 AM
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i was pretty bummed when they cut off that Asian guYstrad beautiful long hair but stoked they helped build up his self confidence.

burning man dude episode still bums me out.
homie got locked down by the chick, didn't move cities like he planned and is probably gonna be Hella miserable and bored with his life.
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Or did they save him from moving to Reno

He ended up staying home for whats-her-rack who was his BFF but totes turned into his FWB then slid into an LTR.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: coreaf on July 03, 2018, 09:57:49 AM
I’ve never seen an episode of this show. Is it good or kooky jock shit?

there are some rad moments like muska on a session with deathwish last year, but there’s also a lot of stupid filler shit like make out challenges and the weird shit/piss stuff. I could do without the reality show vibe but that’s exactly what kotr is now. last year’s did introduce me to the gnarliness of Kevin baekkel tho so that was cool.
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Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 03, 2018, 01:06:58 PM
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Hey my girlfriend and I will finally agree on something to watch again.
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You say this as if drag race hasn’t just had two straight seasons in a row without a gap.
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You guys fuck with Queer Eye?
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The new series kind of fell off. If dude wants to move to nevada and take mushrooms at burning man every year then fuck it, let him.
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He was running from everything he loved though, just because he was afraid to commit to anything.

Holy shit, this show sounds tight.
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: morningcommute on July 03, 2018, 03:01:22 PM
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Hey my girlfriend and I will finally agree on something to watch again.
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You say this as if drag race hasn’t just had two straight seasons in a row without a gap.
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You guys fuck with Queer Eye?
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The new series kind of fell off. If dude wants to move to nevada and take mushrooms at burning man every year then fuck it, let him.
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He was running from everything he loved though, just because he was afraid to commit to anything.
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Holy shit, this show sounds tight.

Yeah it's fucking sick and the hosts aren't Andy Roy and jake phelps
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: nocomply900 on July 03, 2018, 03:55:34 PM
LOL, love that this became a Queer Eye discussion thread.
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 03, 2018, 04:10:52 PM
LOL, love that this became a Queer Eye discussion thread.
I really hope we can keep it up. Def gonna binge watch it and report back
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: nocomply900 on July 03, 2018, 04:25:25 PM
Gotta admit, ol' Karamo will definitely get you pumped and talking in the mirror about how you ARE good enough to do what it takes to be the real you.

And then you’re like, wait... what exactly does this guy do on the show?
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Post by: jakeumms on July 03, 2018, 06:24:19 PM
I know I spoke disparagingly about the getting married challenge and how it mocked LGBTQ people and their struggles but god damn that ceremony between Cole and Aiden was heartwarming. I hope they have a great life together.

I thought it was surprisingly sweet too. Totally expected some bro lulz but didn't really get that.

I do think the world has changed since last season, though. Seems like there's more Phelps right when they should be dialing him back. Also, I have a decent idea how TV works and I still don't get why Andy Roy is looking for work in the off season? I know Viceland isn't prime time network TV but like if he's co-hosting a show on basic cable shouldn't he be at least a little set up?
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 03, 2018, 07:18:22 PM
He listens to your bullshit in the car and pumps you up, but yeah, no one is working harder than Bobby and the guy who cuts hair.

Yes!  Bobby Berk is underrated because he’s not gimmicky  And apparently he looks like a grown up Dash from the Incredibles.   I like Tan, but I feel like his improvements are the least sustainable.

My rankings
1. Bobby
2/3 Tan and Johnathon
4 Karamo (his grandmother should get paid)
5 Antoni (no one likes the Strokes that much)
Title: Re: KOTR Season 3 Airs July 10
Post by: Rocuronium on July 04, 2018, 03:45:59 PM
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there are some rad moments like muska on a session with deathwish last year, but there’s also a lot of stupid filler shit like make out challenges and the weird shit/piss stuff. I could do without the reality show vibe but that’s exactly what kotr is now. last year’s did introduce me to the gnarliness of Kevin baekkel tho so that was cool.

The piss/shit/butt stuff is lame because it doesn't represent ANYthing that ever happens during a skate sesh/afterparty or any road trip (except collect jugs of piss, I guess).  That's what makes it so contrived.
It's even worse when it's ABD in previous seasons: butt bong, naked shave, piss in mouth....
It's a grab for the jackass/ridiculousness demo......  again, that's been ABD way better

I do enjoy the rest of the show though.
I  wish more of their multi-team meet-ups involved diy skatespot building contests that would be left behind for that city's skaters.