Post a picture of yourself!

[Watson]

Uh oh, don't let Gipper wander into this thread. Next thing we know our eyes will be bombarded with photos of lynched Koreans.

[Schteven]

Actually, most caucasians look alike too to asians...

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

Where's bipsmound when you need him.

[CigaretteBeer]

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Honestly, how big is your cock when erect?

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It's very unlikely your cock is as big as mine because you're asian and my cock is bigger than average. Every girl I've talked to that has fucked an asian dude said their junk is exceptionally small.

[sven thorkel]

i don't think smurph has seen the pic. usually guys bragging about being well endowed on the internet are just talking out of their ass, but that guy with the creepy haircut and the 60's unisex dress, well that guy has got a little more merit to his word. either that or he's a photoshop wizard

[Bipsmound]

Where's bipsmound when you need him.

I dunno what I have to do with this asian debate.  We're all God's creatures and we're all special in our own way.  If he wanted us to look the same he'd have given us all 10 fingers and 10 toes. 

P.S.: The whole "created in his image" thing rings a little false to me.  I mean, I ain't never seen nobody with 7 bungholes.  If you'll recall the scriptures, each one of those bungholes expelled life on a different day of the week.  The last one was constipated though. 

[kilgore.]

asians never had it from the start. little yellow peckers, that's why they invented fireworks, trying to be big dick'd intellectuals with smooth fiery candle cocks that burst out fun and good times like us 'mericans.

[chuck d]

[TMZ]

that time of month?

[chuck d]

Too much whiskey + loose trucks = wheelbite.

[mandibleclaw]

you sir are a REAL FUCKIN AMERICAN

(even if you're not)

[sven thorkel]

anyone else finding the irony in a guy named chuck d being a ... well i ain't gonna say it but you probably catch my drift

[CigaretteBeer]

asians never had it from the start. little yellow peckers, that's why they invented fireworks, trying to be big dick'd intellectuals with smooth fiery candle cocks that burst out fun and good times like us 'mericans.

They build some damn fine railroads and clean a mean shirt though lol

[smokecrack]

anyone else finding the irony in a guy named chuck d being a ... well i ain't gonna say it but you probably catch my drift

oh, him not being black? i see the irony, but the dude looks legit as fuck, so free pass for him. i had this mental image of everyone who has one of those lil b avatars/sigs and it's funny when they turn out to be skinny 17 year old white kids.

[sven thorkel]

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anyone else finding the irony in a guy named chuck d being a ... well i ain't gonna say it but you probably catch my drift

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oh, him not being black? i see the irony, but the dude looks legit as fuck, so free pass for him. i had this mental image of everyone who has one of those lil b avatars/sigs and it's funny when they turn out to be skinny 17 year old white kids.

you gotta narrow it down though. here's a clue: the word i'm looking for is an anagram of a derogatory term that chuck d would smack you up for if he ever heard you call him that   

[BriDen]

Ohhhh he's a reggin

[smokecrack]

Ohhhh he's a reggin

oh, Briden. i'm still a lil steamed at you for deleting CigBeer/Ocelot from your facebook. why would you go and do that to him?

[Smurph]

oh, Briden. i'm still a lil steamed at you for deleting CigBeer/Ocelot from your facebook. why would you go and do that to him?

Because friends with him or not, he posts all his bullshit here for everybody to see regardless.  

[chuck d]

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anyone else finding the irony in a guy named chuck d being a ... well i ain't gonna say it but you probably catch my drift

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oh, him not being black? i see the irony, but the dude looks legit as fuck, so free pass for him. i had this mental image of everyone who has one of those lil b avatars/sigs and it's funny when they turn out to be skinny 17 year old white kids.

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you gotta narrow it down though. here's a clue: the word i'm looking for is an anagram of a derogatory term that chuck d would smack you up for if he ever heard you call him that   

Ginger.

It should be noted that I do not usually rock the 'stache.
I typically look more like this.

[smokecrack]

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anyone else finding the irony in a guy named chuck d being a ... well i ain't gonna say it but you probably catch my drift

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oh, him not being black? i see the irony, but the dude looks legit as fuck, so free pass for him. i had this mental image of everyone who has one of those lil b avatars/sigs and it's funny when they turn out to be skinny 17 year old white kids.

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you gotta narrow it down though. here's a clue: the word i'm looking for is an anagram of a derogatory term that chuck d would smack you up for if he ever heard you call him that   

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Ginger.

It should be noted that I do not usually rock the 'stache.
I typically look more like this.

damn, chuck's killin it! here's a brain melter: ginger and the word Briden spelled backwards both have the same exact letters.

[Schteven]

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anyone else finding the irony in a guy named chuck d being a ... well i ain't gonna say it but you probably catch my drift

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oh, him not being black? i see the irony, but the dude looks legit as fuck, so free pass for him. i had this mental image of everyone who has one of those lil b avatars/sigs and it's funny when they turn out to be skinny 17 year old white kids.

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you gotta narrow it down though. here's a clue: the word i'm looking for is an anagram of a derogatory term that chuck d would smack you up for if he ever heard you call him that? ? ?

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Ginger.

It should be noted that I do not usually rock the 'stache.
I typically look more like this.

Holy shit,I just realized that chuck d and I must have some family ties that go a long way back. Just check it out

[chuck d]

Whoa.  Possible new Facebook default pic right there.

[chuck d]

Mr. D- Is there a story behind your headwound?

I was leaving the bar after drinking too much whiskey.  I had recently switched out my Bones ATF 52s for some 54s on the Zip Zinger, but had not tightened my trucks.  I was cruising, and got wheelbite.  Had a backpack on, so it flew up over my head and launched my feet up over my head and I slammed into the asphalt.  I cut up the back of my hands, which means I didn't even have the reaction time to get them out in front of me, they just dragged behind like JT at the end of Welcome to Hell.  I regained consciousness and someone was standing over me, asking if I was okay.  I said yes and walked home.  I woke up the next day and found myself in a bloody bed, naked, next to a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, so I guess before I went to sleep blacked out on whiskey with a concussion, I made sure to clean my wounds.  The next morning at work was not fun.  My scar is blue; people are always telling me that I have some ink or something smeared on my forehead.

Here's the past 25 weeks...

[brent]

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anyone else finding the irony in a guy named chuck d being a ... well i ain't gonna say it but you probably catch my drift

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oh, him not being black? i see the irony, but the dude looks legit as fuck, so free pass for him. i had this mental image of everyone who has one of those lil b avatars/sigs and it's funny when they turn out to be skinny 17 year old white kids.

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you gotta narrow it down though. here's a clue: the word i'm looking for is an anagram of a derogatory term that chuck d would smack you up for if he ever heard you call him that   

[close]

Ginger.

It should be noted that I do not usually rock the 'stache.
I typically look more like this.

[close]

damn, chuck's killin it! here's a brain melter: ginger and the word Briden spelled backwards both have the same exact letters.

[Locbrew]

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Mr. D- Is there a story behind your headwound?

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I was leaving the bar after drinking too much whiskey.  I had recently switched out my Bones ATF 52s for some 54s on the Zip Zinger, but had not tightened my trucks.  I was cruising, and got wheelbite.  Had a backpack on, so it flew up over my head and launched my feet up over my head and I slammed into the asphalt.  I cut up the back of my hands, which means I didn't even have the reaction time to get them out in front of me, they just dragged behind like JT at the end of Welcome to Hell.  I regained consciousness and someone was standing over me, asking if I was okay.  I said yes and walked home.  I woke up the next day and found myself in a bloody bed, naked, next to a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, so I guess before I went to sleep blacked out on whiskey with a concussion, I made sure to clean my wounds.  The next morning at work was not fun.  My scar is blue; people are always telling me that I have some ink or something smeared on my forehead.

Here's the past 25 weeks...

goddamnit Chuck, that beard is making me want to grow mine back out.

[Bruh Man]

shortly after being carried out of the bar honeymoon style haha

[saucy ragu]

Mr. D- Is there a story behind your headwound?

Too much whiskey + loose trucks = wheelbite.

You big ol' silly. Congratulations on tying the knot with that beaut!

[CigaretteBeer]

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Mr. D- Is there a story behind your headwound?

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I was leaving the bar after drinking too much whiskey.  I had recently switched out my Bones ATF 52s for some 54s on the Zip Zinger, but had not tightened my trucks.  I was cruising, and got wheelbite.  Had a backpack on, so it flew up over my head and launched my feet up over my head and I slammed into the asphalt.  I cut up the back of my hands, which means I didn't even have the reaction time to get them out in front of me, they just dragged behind like JT at the end of Welcome to Hell.  I regained consciousness and someone was standing over me, asking if I was okay.  I said yes and walked home.  I woke up the next day and found myself in a bloody bed, naked, next to a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, so I guess before I went to sleep blacked out on whiskey with a concussion, I made sure to clean my wounds.  The next morning at work was not fun.  My scar is blue; people are always telling me that I have some ink or something smeared on my forehead.

Here's the past 25 weeks...

You are an awesome person

[ice nine]

post a way higher resolution of that

[bakingsoda]

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Honestly, how big is your cock when erect?

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Hahahahahahah! I hope that's a joke Ocelot. Or is that actually how you like to leave your house? Pretty embarrassing.