siege warfare versus own beard thing

[sebastian toombs]

to remove it all in one blitzkrieg stroke would be too easy, too boring.   how to stylishly prolong its eviction from my visage, while producing amusing ongoing results? 

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

First get rid of the bottom goatee part, as to create two long sideburns that meet under the nose.

[sebastian toombs]

First get rid of the bottom goatee part, as to create two long sideburns that meet under the nose.

hmm...  like a divot out of the chin area?  what about the neck region on the southern flank -- how to demarcate a suitable border betwixt the two parties?

[brent]

[Stand and Deliver]

^^^^ Brilliantly fucking illustrated.

[lophatrophazoa]

if you got the stache go for that master of kung fu manchurian long stashe

[Blue Fescue]

the whole page is good http://www.jb-photodesign.de/neueSeiten/bart/Schweden/bart-wm_schweden2.htm

[sebastian toombs]

strikes me as very white power...

[Blue Fescue]

Elf Power

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I'd probably find the white power crowd less offensive if they rocked that gear.

[Alan]

[fumblebag]

You know how inmates sometimes scratch tally marks on the wall, to account for the days they've been in?  You should use the tip of a buzzer, or maybe just a beard groomer with a really fine point, to carve a tally mark in it each day until the whole thing is finally gone.  Or if your hair grows quickly, you will just carve a line in it, and then the line will get a little bit filled in by the time you cut the next line, then the next, and the next... and then you just have this sort of slow-moving SNAKE game moving around your face and it just becomes some weird joke.

Tally me banana.

[Meta Skateboards]

This has to be the way...the Devolution of your beard!

http://www.elanvitalmusic.com/Devolution.swf

[EricLogan]

[sebastian toombs]

just so you know, im working on it

[E.l.G]

Definitely go for the Lemmy.

[sebastian toombs]

[Bipsmound]

You gotta keep it tidy holmes, looks like some kinda skin disease.

[somekid]

the final stage of facial hair removal should always be hitler moustache.
even if just for a few minutes while you laught at your reflection.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

the final stage of facial hair removal should always be hitler moustache.
even if just for a few minutes while you laught at your reflection.

My mom's side of my family either escaped or was killed in the Holocaust- yet I still have done this. I found it even funnier given the circumstances.

[brent]

[lophatrophazoa]

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the final stage of facial hair removal should always be hitler moustache.
even if just for a few minutes while you laught at your reflection.

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My mom's side of my family either escaped or was killed in the Holocaust- yet I still have done this. I found it even funnier given the circumstances.

i get the reverse hitler so i dont have to worry about getting on of those