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Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« on: December 06, 2023, 01:00:22 PM »
Nobody on here thinks SLS is actual skateboarding so putting this in here. I just watched the super crown on gifted hater's stream and was wondering is anyone's got any theories as to why Rayssa looked bored/distraught when she won. Also there was nobody but her little brother on the course to celebrate her, whereas Giovanni got mobbed by an entire gang losing their minds. Did she request that? Surely she isn't hated like that in her own country? And yeah she's the evil mastermind but she normally looks pretty pleased when she does win. This time it was weird as hell. Why?

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2023, 04:58:02 PM »
DM her like a man and find out
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2023, 06:47:32 PM »
Didn't watch it but saw a clip of her getting the trophy and she seemed happy enough was doing some work flex celebration.
Was the contest even close? It's usually pretty clear she's way ahead of everybody else so if momiji and yumeka spaz it kinda takes any suspense out of it.

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2023, 01:28:39 PM »
DM her like a man and find out
Maybe don’t DM little girls like a man. Only do it if your name is Theotis.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2023, 01:59:52 PM »
Show me the highlights reel. I can sit though that shit. Oh wait I search for the ladies highlights all the time. They don't exist.
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2023, 03:06:39 PM »
Right or wrong, WE salute you for putting this in Whatever like a Real One

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2023, 10:42:12 PM »
Cuz she doesn't slap
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2023, 11:12:32 PM »
She's entering the Tony Hawk Syndrome

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2023, 11:15:47 PM »
Show me the highlights reel. I can sit though that shit. Oh wait I search for the ladies highlights all the time. They don't exist.

uncle flea, don't hurt em! you're ice cold!!!

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2023, 01:21:14 AM »
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Show me the highlights reel. I can sit though that shit. Oh wait I search for the ladies highlights all the time. They don't exist.
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uncle flea, don't hurt em! you're ice cold!!!
Just go to sls YouTube and scroll thru the videos there's plenty of women's highlights. They usually wait a few weeks before uploading to YouTube tho so the latest is the Sydney comp from a month ago

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2023, 08:40:37 AM »
“Hey baby why don’t you show off that beautiful smile?”
You've clearly never smelled a cauliflower fart.

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2023, 09:32:39 AM »
I always think pals are bullshitting when they say they don't care about sls but it appears to be true. I'm impressed. Would still like to know why she got zero celebration compared to Giovanni.

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2023, 09:33:41 AM »
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DM her like a man and find out
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Maybe don’t DM little girls like a man. Only do it if your name is Theotis.

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For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2023, 09:37:11 AM »
“Hey baby why don’t you show off that beautiful smile?”

Doing a great service to the advancement of progressive values by playing the -ism card wherever it makes even the slightest bit of sense and you get to be on a moral high horse. I'm willing to bet you're not a woman and it won't be you who pays the bills when all the high riding preachy fucks have succesfully killed the discourse.

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Re: Why was Rayssa so bummed on SLS?
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2023, 09:21:00 AM »
I always think pals are bullshitting when they say they don't care about sls but it appears to be true. I'm impressed. Would still like to know why she got zero celebration compared to Giovanni.

Knowing nothing about it, my guess is because he just came off a gnarly injury and the guys there are his age and his homeys where as she’s young and probably doesn’t have the “crew”