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Title: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: roomservice on November 26, 2020, 03:47:54 PM
I haven't started skating yet but im thinking about turning myself pro this weekend. There's a 2 stair by my local Ralphs I can host it at. Anyone on slap with a negative rep is welcome to attend but it'll have to be at like 3am because of foot traffic and security during the day. Also I was hoping that I could PayPal some of you like $5 to keep cheering and whistling at whatever I do like the guys from the anti hero videos do to each other, that way I seem better than I really am.

So now that you have the context here's the question I have, im thinking about doing a fs bigspin down the 2 stair to close out the pro party. however since it'll be my first day skating, there's a good possibility I'll eat shit (im not dumb okay.) So my question is , if I get bodied so hard that I'll have to go to the hospital, will my pro party still be legitimate? I don't want a bastardized pro career but I also really want to do that trick. thanks in advance
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: Colt Cannon's Cargos on November 26, 2020, 03:52:08 PM
hot thread papi
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: midnightsnack on November 26, 2020, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: roomservice on November 26, 2020, 03:47:54 PM
I haven't started skating yet but im thinking about turning myself pro this weekend. There's a 2 stair by my local Ralphs I can host it at. Anyone on slap with a negative rep is welcome to attend but it'll have to be at like 3am because of foot traffic and security during the day. Also I was hoping that I could PayPal some of you like $5 to keep cheering and whistling at whatever I do like the guys from the anti hero videos do to each other, that way I seem better than I really am.

So now that you have the context here's the question I have, im thinking about doing a fs bigspin down the 2 stair to close out the pro party. however since it'll be my first day skating, there's a good possibility I'll eat shit (im not dumb okay.) So my question is , if I get bodied so hard that I'll have to go to the hospital, will my pro party still be legitimate? I don't want a bastardized pro career but I also really want to do that trick. thanks in advance

this won me over. my advice would be to not skate at all. focus on Instagram followers.
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 26, 2020, 08:06:22 PM
Seems like you’ve been no stranger to massive head trauma, so it would be tastefully on-brand.
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: CannerSpaghetti on November 26, 2020, 08:09:26 PM
How about you just PayPal me 5 dollars to not show up.
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: scary on November 26, 2020, 08:26:03 PM
Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: HombreezysShittyPasta on November 26, 2020, 08:28:55 PM
Cricket cricket
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: Szechuan on November 26, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: scary on November 26, 2020, 08:26:03 PM
Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
I'm not gonna listen, but I really hope Lessons Earned is a youth crew style hardcore outfit. I can see the collegiate font now.
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: Baby on Board on November 26, 2020, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: scary on November 26, 2020, 08:26:03 PM
Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned

This thread is so fucking awful I clicked on a SoundCloud link for the first time in my life. Good shit, b
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: Lisa96 on November 26, 2020, 08:44:29 PM
idk i was reminded of van wastell after reading the thread title and now i'm really bummed
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: scary on November 26, 2020, 08:51:32 PM
Quote from: Szechuan on November 26, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: scary on November 26, 2020, 08:26:03 PM
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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
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I'm not gonna listen, but I really hope Lessons Earned is a youth crew style hardcore outfit. I can see the collegiate font now.

i wish its just a disco & house mix lol, i ripped the name off of a public housing skate team vimeo vid awhile back i think
Quote from: Baby on Board on November 26, 2020, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: scary on November 26, 2020, 08:26:03 PM
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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
[close]

This thread is so fucking awful I clicked on a SoundCloud link for the first time in my life. Good shit, b

love u g
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: Prostate Exam on November 26, 2020, 11:56:40 PM
You'd better ask for a job at your local Ralphs
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: ok boomer on November 27, 2020, 04:48:21 AM
Me opening this thread:
(https://i.ibb.co/p0tGKPQ/tenor.gif) (https://ibb.co/8KWTxBb)
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: midnightsnack on November 27, 2020, 09:05:21 AM
Quote from: Baby on Board on November 26, 2020, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: scary on November 26, 2020, 08:26:03 PM
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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
[close]

This thread is so fucking awful I clicked on a SoundCloud link for the first time in my life. Good shit, b

I'm digging it too. At least something good came out of this thread.
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: TheFandangler on November 27, 2020, 12:11:08 PM
Quote from: midnightsnack on November 27, 2020, 09:05:21 AM
Quote from: Baby on Board on November 26, 2020, 08:41:22 PM
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Quote from: scary on November 26, 2020, 08:26:03 PM
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Your thread is so fucking awful that im promoting my music on it, eat shit.

https://soundcloud.com/2xdribble/lessonsearned
[close]

This thread is so fucking awful I clicked on a SoundCloud link for the first time in my life. Good shit, b
[close]

I'm digging it too. At least something good came out of this thread.

I'm lichen it! Nice work Double Dribble
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: Freger on November 27, 2020, 12:18:53 PM
U ever piss for a solid like 45 seconds and be like damn i have been pissing for a while now. This thread evokes the same feeling
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: chrisskates808 on November 27, 2020, 04:53:30 PM
weird question
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: Lou Strux on November 27, 2020, 05:01:07 PM
Quote from: ok boomer on November 27, 2020, 04:48:21 AM
Me opening this thread:
(https://i.ibb.co/p0tGKPQ/tenor.gif) (https://ibb.co/8KWTxBb)
!!!
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: EdLawndale on November 27, 2020, 09:13:22 PM
Lmk when you get your own pro model shoe
Title: Re: If someone eats shit hard enough at their own pro party are they still pro?
Post by: chrisskates808 on November 27, 2020, 10:14:18 PM
If someone is riding a skateboard, are they a skateboarder?