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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11520 on: January 03, 2024, 06:04:34 AM »
How’s J Casanova been goin on the socials?
Almost too scared to look, but Cab is telling to people to grow … (except for when it comes to the age of his love interests)

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11521 on: January 03, 2024, 06:20:56 AM »
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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.
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I'm not vegan, but people who make their personalty about smoking meats etc, are ten times more annoying than the most annoying vegan.
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I agree they’re annoying and maybe even more than vegans but occasionally they want to share some good food. So there’s that. If a vegan offers me food I’m usually expecting a lame experience. Like don’t get me wrong I think they’re trying to be moral and that’s commendable. But vegan food is terrible.
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I could say you're clueless and annoying but I don't think you're clueless, you just have a fucked up agenda. The ratio of terrible to awesome is better with vegan food than meat based on any statistical scale and perspective. You have to be so insanely fried to arrive at a different conclusion when the entire world is plastered with crappy burger and hotdog stands. And let's totally exclude moral and environmental factors because hey on this forum its all about having a good time bro. Dumbo
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Why is there so much plant based “meat” then? If it’s so crappy, why make fake versions of it?
Livestock produces more carbon dioxide and methane. The moral aspect of it has more to do with the environment than the treatment of animals. Raising livestock for meat isn’t sustainable for the planet in the long-run. You’ll see more lab-grown meat and less slaughterhouse meat in a decade.

Most people look for substitutions when changing diets instead of trying different cuisines. I’ll order yellow curry with tofu or hummus with pita over any vegan burger or pizza.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11522 on: January 03, 2024, 06:32:24 AM »
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How’s J Casanova been goin on the socials?
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Almost too scared to look, but Cab is telling to people to grow … (except for when it comes to the age of his love interests)





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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11523 on: January 03, 2024, 06:41:07 AM »
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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.
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right? That’s why I reverted to eating dog meat, such an abundant source in my neighborhood alone
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Sure dude, eating dogs is the same as saying there’s no difference between hunting and eating factory slaughtered animals.
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well you don’t care how your meat died, so what does it matter if I kick a dog for a minute to tenderize it before slitting its throat?
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« Reply #11524 on: January 03, 2024, 06:42:54 AM »
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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.
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right? That’s why I reverted to eating dog meat, such an abundant source in my neighborhood alone
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Sure dude, eating dogs is the same as saying there’s no difference between hunting and eating factory slaughtered animals.
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well you don’t care how your meat died, so what does it matter if I kick a dog for a minute to tenderize it before slitting its throat?
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Mental note: “stay very far away from this impish sausage person”
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11525 on: January 03, 2024, 06:47:05 AM »
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He called himself Lord because people go "oh lordie" when he walks up to them.

Also crypto butters came for Stevie hard huh?  Proof of ownership apps for a sweater ffs.
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I was surprised there wasn’t a link to an NFT store….. then I read the Phuggital entry.  The name is even worse than King Williams.

You know I hear that if you actually buy a pair of those shortbus shoes and scan them you get an animated gif of his dick on your phone. Lil' Lord Stevie waving a top hat and cane and shit.

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« Reply #11526 on: January 03, 2024, 06:57:33 AM »
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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.
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right? That’s why I reverted to eating dog meat, such an abundant source in my neighborhood alone
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Sure dude, eating dogs is the same as saying there’s no difference between hunting and eating factory slaughtered animals.
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well you don’t care how your meat died, so what does it matter if I kick a dog for a minute to tenderize it before slitting its throat?

 Ahahaha you're like the epitome of an obnoxious vegan. Nobody's gonna take you seriously when you only speak in ridiculous hyperbole.

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« Reply #11527 on: January 03, 2024, 07:08:01 AM »
Hyperbole you say?
Please show me all footage of the slaughterhouses where farmers kiss the foreheads of the animals and give them a quick foot rub before sending them to the land of eternal sleep … *coughs* bloody graves :)

Tbh I’d rather die as an “obnoxious vegan”, than live knowing I willingly contributed to the unnecessary torture and death of animals on the daily *shrugs*

Homeboy’s literal argument was that he doesn’t care how his meat dies; his words not mine. If that is his stance, then he should at least be consistent.
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« Reply #11528 on: January 03, 2024, 07:21:50 AM »
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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.
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right? That’s why I reverted to eating dog meat, such an abundant source in my neighborhood alone
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Sure dude, eating dogs is the same as saying there’s no difference between hunting and eating factory slaughtered animals.
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well you don’t care how your meat died, so what does it matter if I kick a dog for a minute to tenderize it before slitting its throat?
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Mental note: “stay very far away from this impish sausage person”
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Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11529 on: January 03, 2024, 07:27:04 AM »
Hyperbole you say?
Please show me footage of the slaughterhouses where farmers kiss the foreheads of the animals and give them a quick foot rub before sending them to their bloody graves :)
Tbh I’d rather die as an “obnoxious vegan”, than live knowing I willingly contributed to the torture and death of animals on the daily *shrugs*

Grey sausage imp, you’ve got to see you are being the weirdo here, right?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11530 on: January 03, 2024, 07:32:23 AM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11531 on: January 03, 2024, 07:35:05 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11532 on: January 03, 2024, 07:49:39 AM »
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You know damn well that Lord Williams Came a lot



That series fucking rules. It's one of them that I gotta pause as my laughing so much I miss what she says.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11533 on: January 03, 2024, 08:13:11 AM »
Wow that Stevie Williams stuff is fucking embarrassing. It’s difficult to not imagine him looking at it, rubbing his chin, nodding, and thinking, "damn this is fucking dope."

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« Reply #11534 on: January 03, 2024, 08:58:54 AM »
Wow that Stevie Williams stuff is fucking embarrassing. It’s difficult to not imagine him looking at it, rubbing his chin, nodding, and thinking, "damn this is fucking dope."

Why can we just get some middle of the road names in skateboarding? 

You got zeros, dirty ghetto kids, anti heros and the like but on the other hand it’s all kings, lord williams, asphalt yacht clubs, palaces, and fancy lads.

Can someone just make some basic bitch Toyota Corolla ass brand so I can not have to pick if I’m a scum bucket or royalty when I’m getting dressed in the morning, maybe see how the day plays out a bit first?


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« Reply #11535 on: January 03, 2024, 10:48:32 AM »
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Wow that Stevie Williams stuff is fucking embarrassing. It’s difficult to not imagine him looking at it, rubbing his chin, nodding, and thinking, "damn this is fucking dope."
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Why can we just get some middle of the road names in skateboarding? 

You got zeros, dirty ghetto kids, anti heros and the like but on the other hand it’s all kings, lord williams, asphalt yacht clubs, palaces, and fancy lads.

Can someone just make some basic bitch Toyota Corolla ass brand so I can not have to pick if I’m a scum bucket or royalty when I’m getting dressed in the morning, maybe see how the day plays out a bit first?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11536 on: January 03, 2024, 11:51:10 AM »
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Wow that Stevie Williams stuff is fucking embarrassing. It’s difficult to not imagine him looking at it, rubbing his chin, nodding, and thinking, "damn this is fucking dope."
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Why can we just get some middle of the road names in skateboarding? 

You got zeros, dirty ghetto kids, anti heros and the like but on the other hand it’s all kings, lord williams, asphalt yacht clubs, palaces, and fancy lads.

Can someone just make some basic bitch Toyota Corolla ass brand so I can not have to pick if I’m a scum bucket or royalty when I’m getting dressed in the morning, maybe see how the day plays out a bit first?


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11537 on: January 03, 2024, 12:11:15 PM »
i dont really get how you talk shit on somebody being really into the meat they eat being sustainably sourced and hunted with DNR issued tags?

im not a vegan, and i'm not into hunting but if your guns are legal and locked up, and the meat you eat mostly from animals that need their populations monitered to ensure herd health...what's the issue?

I think its way shittier of me to cop that cheap aldi beef but to each their own.
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« Reply #11538 on: January 03, 2024, 12:20:57 PM »
i dont really get how you talk shit on somebody being really into the meat they eat being sustainably sourced and hunted with DNR issued tags?

im not a vegan, and i'm not into hunting but if your guns are legal and locked up, and the meat you eat mostly from animals that need their populations monitered to ensure herd health...what's the issue?

I think its way shittier of me to cop that cheap aldi beef but to each their own.


I understand the conservation aspect, I just raise an eyebrow at people who are a little too thrilled with the killing component

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« Reply #11539 on: January 03, 2024, 12:22:53 PM »
^^^I agree in that specific scenario. If you kill your meat and eat it for food rather than getting it from the grocery store from a slaughtering plant, I am all for it. I think hunters get the most flack when they take photos of their kill and post it on social media. You are just asking for it at that point.
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« Reply #11540 on: January 03, 2024, 12:24:11 PM »
To the vegans- I’m not saying you’re not right both morally and ethically. You are. But you’re annoying sometimes and your food sucks all the time. Except soyrizo, which is good.

Meat eaters dudes are also annoying with their toxic masculinity and stupid beards. I’m bad at BBQing for a reason.

I try not to eat too much meat like I try not to drink too much. I’ve reduced a lot but it’ll probably never be zero.

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« Reply #11541 on: January 03, 2024, 01:16:20 PM »
To the vegans- I’m not saying you’re not right both morally and ethically. You are. But you’re annoying sometimes and your food sucks all the time. Except soyrizo, which is good.

Meat eaters dudes are also annoying with their toxic masculinity and stupid beards. I’m bad at BBQing for a reason.

I try not to eat too much meat like I try not to drink too much. I’ve reduced a lot but it’ll probably never be zero.

you know vegan food is not necessarily fake meat right ?
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« Reply #11542 on: January 03, 2024, 01:30:55 PM »
vegan or not...
 

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« Reply #11543 on: January 03, 2024, 02:26:24 PM »
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Who cares. I don’t think someone should have to stick to their20s lifestyle choices forever. And vegans are annoying. I don’t care how my meat died. You guys are too serious.
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right? That’s why I reverted to eating dog meat, such an abundant source in my neighborhood alone
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Sure dude, eating dogs is the same as saying there’s no difference between hunting and eating factory slaughtered animals.
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well you don’t care how your meat died, so what does it matter if I kick a dog for a minute to tenderize it before slitting its throat?
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Mental note: “stay very far away from this impish sausage person”
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Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11544 on: January 03, 2024, 02:49:50 PM »
vegan or not...
 
this would also make a good sig!

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« Reply #11545 on: January 03, 2024, 03:54:03 PM »
vegan or not...
 

Now that's doin' it hahaha
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« Reply #11546 on: January 03, 2024, 04:25:36 PM »
i dont really get how you talk shit on somebody being really into the meat they eat being sustainably sourced and hunted with DNR issued tags?

im not a vegan, and i'm not into hunting but if your guns are legal and locked up, and the meat you eat mostly from animals that need their populations monitered to ensure herd health...what's the issue?

I think its way shittier of me to cop that cheap aldi beef but to each their own.

i dont really get how you talk shit on somebody being really into the meat they eat being sustainably sourced and hunted with DNR issued tags?

im not a vegan, and i'm not into hunting but if your guns are legal and locked up, and the meat you eat mostly from animals that need their populations monitered to ensure herd health...what's the issue?

I think its way shittier of me to cop that cheap aldi beef but to each their own.

no "big game" needs population monitoring, they need the tag system to make sure mouth breathing hunters don't wipe big game off the face of the earth in a single season.

if you're hunting deer for meat, fine, but hunting any big game is just a bunch of morons like rowley patting themselves on the back for an act that is no different than walking into a school and knocking out a 6 year old. We have all the technology to make the success of these hunts essentially a foregone conclusion... so aside from being outside for a long time, the "sporting" aspect is entirely a joke.

call me when these dickheads start hunting only with knives, then maybe we could look at it differently, but as it stands hunting big game is the lamest thing going

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« Reply #11547 on: January 03, 2024, 05:15:23 PM »
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Wow that Stevie Williams stuff is fucking embarrassing. It’s difficult to not imagine him looking at it, rubbing his chin, nodding, and thinking, "damn this is fucking dope."
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Why can we just get some middle of the road names in skateboarding? 

You got zeros, dirty ghetto kids, anti heros and the like but on the other hand it’s all kings, lord williams, asphalt yacht clubs, palaces, and fancy lads.

Can someone just make some basic bitch Toyota Corolla ass brand so I can not have to pick if I’m a scum bucket or royalty when I’m getting dressed in the morning, maybe see how the day plays out a bit first?
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« Reply #11548 on: January 03, 2024, 08:39:24 PM »
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To the vegans- I’m not saying you’re not right both morally and ethically. You are. But you’re annoying sometimes and your food sucks all the time. Except soyrizo, which is good.

Meat eaters dudes are also annoying with their toxic masculinity and stupid beards. I’m bad at BBQing for a reason.

I try not to eat too much meat like I try not to drink too much. I’ve reduced a lot but it’ll probably never be zero.
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you know vegan food is not necessarily fake meat right ?
Shocking news, never heard that before

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« Reply #11549 on: January 03, 2024, 11:22:00 PM »
To the vegans- I’m not saying you’re not right both morally and ethically. You are. But you’re annoying sometimes and your food sucks all the time. Except soyrizo, which is good.

Meat eaters dudes are also annoying with their toxic masculinity and stupid beards. I’m bad at BBQing for a reason.

I try not to eat too much meat like I try not to drink too much. I’ve reduced a lot but it’ll probably never be zero.

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