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Title: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 27, 2024, 07:36:33 AM
Tyshawn Jones in the new reboot of the 1991 film “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” in theaters April 12th
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Any thoughts?
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Underpressureflips on March 27, 2024, 07:41:01 AM
1986*
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 27, 2024, 07:43:24 AM
Gracias
1986*
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: GrayCellGreen on March 27, 2024, 07:44:53 AM
Can’t be mad at someone trying to diversify their bonds.
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Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 27, 2024, 07:49:30 AM
Can’t be mad at someone trying to diversify their bonds.

I knew he was gonna make an acting debut at some point

Super Prada him

Here’s a rare photo of him from my elementary school newspaper. This was at an ice cream social. Found it while I was looking for my high school diploma. (https://i.ibb.co/CPXrZNF/IMG-8688.jpg) (https://ibb.co/CPXrZNF)

Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: slippy on March 27, 2024, 08:10:17 AM
get that check!  Good for him
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Post by: rawbertson. on March 27, 2024, 08:12:09 AM
they wanted to make sure they could get someone who could ollie that huge gap
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: tkp on March 27, 2024, 08:16:58 AM
"the dishes are done man"
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Post by: ejazzle on March 27, 2024, 08:19:03 AM
get that check!  Good for him
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Post by: kook1234 on March 27, 2024, 08:19:44 AM
thats bullshit theyre giving him an Oscar for one role when there are actors appearing in films all year round
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Allen. on March 27, 2024, 08:20:12 AM
Remember when the narrative for him and Nakel leaving FA was those dudes weren’t out skating enough for the two budding actors

Despite that. Who cares. Lemme know when Nakel ends up in Sinister 3.
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 27, 2024, 08:22:43 AM
thats bullshit theyre giving him an Oscar for one role when there are actors appearing in films all year round

I hope he wins an Oscar for saying “I’m high as hell”
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: lamfordie on March 27, 2024, 08:39:19 AM
Cool, get that money
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Post by: Dad Board on March 27, 2024, 08:46:14 AM
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Can’t be mad at someone trying to diversify their bonds.
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I knew he was gonna make an acting debut at some point

Super Prada him

Here’s a rare photo of him from my elementary school newspaper. This was at an ice cream social. Found it while I was looking for my high school diploma. (https://i.ibb.co/CPXrZNF/IMG-8688.jpg) (https://ibb.co/CPXrZNF)

All I’ve seen are the common photos of him from your elementary school newspaper so that’s pretty sick
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Post by: radcunt on March 27, 2024, 08:48:53 AM
Hope they got extra trash cans on set
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 27, 2024, 08:51:04 AM
Gracias
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1986*
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It’s from 1991, you weirdos.   It was a Kelly Bundy vehicle
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on March 27, 2024, 08:56:48 AM
The fuck is going on in Hollywood. This is even more confusing to me than the Twister remake that's coming out. I guess a remake of Phenomenon or Fievel Goes West could happen at this point, hey why not?

Anyway, good for Tyshawn.
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 27, 2024, 08:59:05 AM
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It’s from 1991, you weirdos.   It was a Kelly Bundy vehicle

Yeah I just realized it was from 1991 thanks I made an edit before you made this reply
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Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 27, 2024, 09:00:32 AM
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Can’t be mad at someone trying to diversify their bonds.
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I knew he was gonna make an acting debut at some point

Super Prada him

Here’s a rare photo of him from my elementary school newspaper. This was at an ice cream social. Found it while I was looking for my high school diploma. (https://i.ibb.co/CPXrZNF/IMG-8688.jpg) (https://ibb.co/CPXrZNF)
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All I’ve seen are the common photos of him from your elementary school newspaper so that’s pretty sick

Mans thinks he’s funny
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Dad Board on March 27, 2024, 09:06:06 AM
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Can’t be mad at someone trying to diversify their bonds.
[close]

I knew he was gonna make an acting debut at some point

Super Prada him

Here’s a rare photo of him from my elementary school newspaper. This was at an ice cream social. Found it while I was looking for my high school diploma. (https://i.ibb.co/CPXrZNF/IMG-8688.jpg) (https://ibb.co/CPXrZNF)
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All I’ve seen are the common photos of him from your elementary school newspaper so that’s pretty sick
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Mans thinks he’s funny

Got any legendaries?
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 27, 2024, 09:06:21 AM
I saw this on the AMC app and assumed it was some weird Bollywood remake bc who could possibly care.   Just make a similar movie.   The title holds zero cultural cache.   Gotta be someone washing some money or grifting a Asian island nation of their investment fund
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: gringo_viejo on March 27, 2024, 09:09:53 AM
Cinema Week says,
A thoughtful reimagining of one of the seminal works of the 90s, DTMTBD ponders, "can the dishes ever really be done?" Hollywood newcomer Tyshawn B. Jones kickflips a school bus the long way. Delightful!
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: DCLOVE on March 27, 2024, 09:18:47 AM
The fuck is going on in Hollywood. This is even more confusing to me than the Twister remake that's coming out. I guess a remake of Phenomenon or Fievel Goes West could happen at this point, hey why not?

Anyway, good for Tyshawn.


Papa?
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Allen. on March 27, 2024, 09:20:18 AM
Cinema Week says,
A thoughtful reimagining of one of the seminal works of the 90s, DTMTBD ponders, "can the dishes ever really be done?" Hollywood newcomer Tyshawn B. Jones kickflips a school bus the long way. Delightful!

What does Saddlecreek Records’ The Faint have to do with this?
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Uncle Flea on March 27, 2024, 09:22:50 AM
I would have cast him as Thor. Just to piss off Nazis
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 27, 2024, 09:23:07 AM
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Can’t be mad at someone trying to diversify their bonds.
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I knew he was gonna make an acting debut at some point

Super Prada him

Here’s a rare photo of him from my elementary school newspaper. This was at an ice cream social. Found it while I was looking for my high school diploma. (https://i.ibb.co/CPXrZNF/IMG-8688.jpg) (https://ibb.co/CPXrZNF)
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All I’ve seen are the common photos of him from your elementary school newspaper so that’s pretty sick
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Mans thinks he’s funny
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Got any legendaries?

No dude I actually went to elementary school with him back in 2007-11. I’m 24. Still not funny.
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Uncle Flea on March 27, 2024, 09:24:47 AM
Oh wait that's Adventures in babysitting not the dishes are done man /park it yourself METALLIC breath

We need a the Burbs remake
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 27, 2024, 09:28:08 AM
I would have cast him as Thor. Just to piss off Nazis

Piss off more than that by having another electricity powered black hero
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Dad Board on March 27, 2024, 09:32:12 AM
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Can’t be mad at someone trying to diversify their bonds.
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I knew he was gonna make an acting debut at some point

Super Prada him

Here’s a rare photo of him from my elementary school newspaper. This was at an ice cream social. Found it while I was looking for my high school diploma. (https://i.ibb.co/CPXrZNF/IMG-8688.jpg) (https://ibb.co/CPXrZNF)
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All I’ve seen are the common photos of him from your elementary school newspaper so that’s pretty sick
[close]

Mans thinks he’s funny
[close]

Got any legendaries?
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No dude I actually went to elementary school with him back in 2007-11. I’m 24. Still not funny.

Only one rare is kind of a weak collection
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 27, 2024, 09:37:25 AM
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Can’t be mad at someone trying to diversify their bonds.
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I knew he was gonna make an acting debut at some point

Super Prada him

Here’s a rare photo of him from my elementary school newspaper. This was at an ice cream social. Found it while I was looking for my high school diploma. (https://i.ibb.co/CPXrZNF/IMG-8688.jpg) (https://ibb.co/CPXrZNF)
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All I’ve seen are the common photos of him from your elementary school newspaper so that’s pretty sick
[close]

Mans thinks he’s funny
[close]

Got any legendaries?
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No dude I actually went to elementary school with him back in 2007-11. I’m 24. Still not funny.
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Only one rare is kind of a weak collection

There was also a photo of him and his class at a pumpkin picking trip the entire school went to but now I can’t find the newspaper because me and my mom moved and the newspaper itself is deeply hidden somewhere. Now please
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: roba on March 27, 2024, 03:28:55 PM
i went to school with trae the tank i'm 8 now please
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 27, 2024, 05:13:08 PM
i went to school with trae the tank i'm 8 now please

Dude you’re like 40 go start a family
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: CurbRaiders on March 27, 2024, 05:43:51 PM
I hope Trae sometime breaks free of his bondage and follows his dream of being a theater kid.
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Post by: ok boomer on March 27, 2024, 06:14:29 PM
Nah
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Post by: gringo_viejo on March 27, 2024, 06:49:44 PM
I would have cast him as Thor. Just to piss off Nazis

I back this. Still pissed about Heimdall? Next Thor movie, all African American cast.
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Giftedly Hater’d on March 27, 2024, 07:46:20 PM
We need a the Burbs remake

(https://i.imgur.com/U2JufXK.jpeg)
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Bitchardo Scantron on March 27, 2024, 08:55:05 PM
The fuck is going on in Hollywood. This is even more confusing to me than the Twister remake that's coming out. I guess a remake of Phenomenon or Fievel Goes West could happen at this point, hey why not?

Anyway, good for Tyshawn.

Fievel Goes West was dope
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Dad Board on March 27, 2024, 09:40:25 PM
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The fuck is going on in Hollywood. This is even more confusing to me than the Twister remake that's coming out. I guess a remake of Phenomenon or Fievel Goes West could happen at this point, hey why not?

Anyway, good for Tyshawn.
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Fievel Goes West was dope

An American tale is definitely due for a live action reboot.
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: roba on March 27, 2024, 10:18:04 PM
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i went to school with trae the tank i'm 8 now please
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Dude you’re like 40 go start a family

you’re a year older than me tf you on
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: EdLawndale on March 27, 2024, 11:56:45 PM
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(https://i.ibb.co/NsYHD7S/Adobe-20240328-000703.jpg) (https://ibb.co/NsYHD7S)
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 28, 2024, 01:15:14 AM
The fuck is going on in Hollywood. This is even more confusing to me than the Twister remake that's coming out. I guess a remake of Phenomenon or Fievel Goes West could happen at this point, hey why not?

Anyway, good for Tyshawn.

Hollywood has nothing to do with it.   No way a major studio financed or distributes this.   It’s like the Mikey Alfred “movie”
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on March 28, 2024, 01:49:12 AM
ice cream social
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Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 28, 2024, 03:06:10 AM
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i went to school with trae the tank i'm 8 now please
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Dude you’re like 40 go start a family
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you’re a year older than me tf you on

Assumptions that make you sound old after saying some dumb shit like that. How tf are you a 23 year old boomer?? Embarrassing.
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: assvogel on March 28, 2024, 05:24:03 AM
This is the beginning of Tyshawn's "Jason Lee"-era. He's going to star in couple future cult-classics until landing a lead-role in a smash hit comedy show on Fox that runs for multiple seasons until escaping the Hollywood scientology cult and becoming a photographer living a more quiet life.
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: @bolts_the_snowman on IG on March 28, 2024, 05:27:40 AM
This is the beginning of Tyshawn's "Jason Lee"-era. He's going to star in couple future cult-classics until landing a lead-role in a smash hit comedy show on Fox that runs for multiple seasons until escaping the Hollywood scientology cult and becoming a photographer living a more quiet life.

He should get on hot ones and talk about his taste so good restaurant
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Post by: Newphone on March 28, 2024, 06:14:47 AM
"the dishes are done man"

Still slays me
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Post by: BurgerCop on March 28, 2024, 06:49:02 AM
"the dishes are done man"

Haha damn I was coming to say exactly this, it's the only quote I remember from that movie.
Title: Re: Tyshawn Jones is in the new “Babysitter’s Dead” reboot.
Post by: Uncle Flea on March 29, 2024, 12:17:11 PM
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The fuck is going on in Hollywood. This is even more confusing to me than the Twister remake that's coming out. I guess a remake of Phenomenon or Fievel Goes West could happen at this point, hey why not?

Anyway, good for Tyshawn.
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Fievel Goes West was dope
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An American tale is definitely due for a live action reboot.

We need to have Al Jourgensen That kid who's name I can't remember rn. "vans = small dick" and I redo Somewhere out there for the soundtrack. I'd use a bunch of artist for the last verse. Make it like the muppet show big.
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Post by: lydius on March 29, 2024, 12:45:37 PM
The fuck is going on in Hollywood. This is even more confusing to me than the Twister remake that's coming out. I guess a remake of Phenomenon or Fievel Goes West could happen at this point, hey why not?

Anyway, good for Tyshawn.
dude I had no idea this was going on. looks like Helen Hunt was trying to direct a sequel a few years ago and it never got off the ground. what a shame. doesn't look like she's gonna be in this remake and that's a no for me, dog.
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Post by: work_lurker on March 29, 2024, 12:45:49 PM
I am very optimistic this will be a good movie to watch after a few beers and a joint. The mans got "it".