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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Beautifull on October 17, 2007, 01:16:46 PM
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Me:
1. Good face ( i need to feel pumped by looking at her)
2. Nice body (no fat broads. I like it when they especially work out)
3. Brain?(must be college educated with a viable degree aka make money)
4. Likes to cook (but no chinese food, that shit is for dogs)
5. Has her own car. (I need rides)
p.s. any race is a go, especially the tight pussy variety.
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Me:
1. Good face ( i need to feel pumped by looking at her)
2. Nice body (no fat broads. I like it when they especially work out)
3. Brain?(must be college educated with a viable degree aka make money)
4. Likes to cook (but no chinese food, that shit is for dogs)
5. Has her own car. (I need rides)
p.s. any race is a go, especially the tight pussy variety.
good list, good list. For me you'd have to add must be brunette.
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1. won't challenge my authority
2. is not smarter than me
3. super hot, like i'm talking tila tequila levels here
4. makes fun of me for skating, but admits that it secretly turns her on when i slam
5. can speak multiple languages (this is purely a sexual thing)
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BENDS OVER IS ALL i NEED
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liz lemon
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3. super hot, like i'm talking tila tequila levels here
dude, really?
brunette
under 5'8
cute face
nice smile
nice ass
great real boobs
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3. super hot, like i'm talking tila tequila levels here
sarcasm, duder
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3. super hot, like i'm talking tila tequila levels here
sarcasm, duder
thanks god
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bomb face
good heart
smarts
personality
But if she's not fine than I won't even know or care about the other stuff cause I aint hollaring.
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1. has a pussy.
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Educated, opinionated, considerate, curvy yet athletic, challenging, interested in me but does her own thing, foxy face, good dancer, likes to cook, generous.
So, I got it all. I hate dickhead posts like this, but really, I got exactly what I waited for.
What are you, on some 'Sleepless in Seattle' bullshit?
It's not a dickhead post, so there!
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my prefer shes a real female.
my requirement is that she has a pulse.
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Educated, opinionated, considerate, curvy yet athletic, challenging, interested in me but does her own thing, foxy face, good dancer, likes to cook, generous.
that pretty much sums it up.
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my prefer shes a real female.
my requirement is that she has a pulse.
As Shnur ball would say... two tits a hole and a heartbeat!
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*pretty face
*nice body
*somewhat intelligent, (no stupid bitches)
*can pull off sexy, cute, and girly all perfectly
*doesn't dress like an idiot
*has her own opinion on things and doesn't just go with what everyone else thinks
*isn't afraid to be the same with you as she does with her friends
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my prefer shes a real female.
my requirement is that she has a pulse.
As Shnur ball would say... two tits a hole and a heartbeat!
high standards = lonely night with the hand
low standards = satisfaction but with nothing to brag about
;D
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body's number one for me on the shallow tip but with my wife the things that make it really work well are
- similar taste in movies
- adventurous eater
- get's my sense of humor
- body conscious (no point in getting a girl with a good body who doesn't take care of it)
- likes the outdoors
- good job/contributor
- intellectually curious
because really, once you get past lust and into friendship with benifits, this kind of stuff keeps it going
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What are you, on some 'Sleepless in Seattle' bullshit?
It's not a dickhead post, so there!
Haha actually yea...I met her briefly before but we started corresponding while she was abroad in Romania. When she got back, things started rolling and now we live together.
Dude, please spare me the Romantic Comedy shtick. This is not a novel with Fabio on the cover. No one is perfect. I bet your girl is a hefty one(no disrespect), curvy being the 'keyword'.
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i prefer a bitch that will fuck just to say she did. a bitch that will give brain in the porsche. a bitch that i can hand a stack and she can blow it in an hour
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Dear Beautifull,
8=D
<3,
Dad
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What are you, on some 'Sleepless in Seattle' bullshit?
It's not a dickhead post, so there!
Haha actually yea...I met her briefly before but we started corresponding while she was abroad in Romania. When she got back, things started rolling and now we live together.
so wouildn't that make your goals are a bit unrealistic then?
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but fat bitches arent chill.
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-A pretty face
-Nice body
-Personality
-Intelligence
-A sense of humor
-Good musical taste
-Open Minded
And she can't be clingy or annoying.
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T&A
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striking to look at, witty, creative, open-minded, patient. i can probably cook better than her anyways.
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1. laughs at all my jokes (even if they aren't funny)
2. pale complextion
3. jet black hair
4. nice ankles
5. marshmellow flavored body odor
6. a wardrobe i would be jealous of if were a girl
7. smart as fuck
8. makes ugly things look cute
9. agrees to memorize our very complicated secret handshake
10. eyebags
11. has a tummy (as opposed to a GUT)
12. bonerific
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sounds like you want a smelly emo chick
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sucks mah dick whneva i enta da room
makes me mah alfagetti and poptartz
looks like x-tina
same music tastes (50 cent, BNL, john mayer, ICP)
got da bomb ass ass
knows eminem so i can get a record deal
into street racing
smokes hells weed
willin to let me film her in da sac wid me
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takes bong rips in the middle of doggystyle, while listening to doggystyle.
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from what i know of her, christina ricci is the perfect match for me.
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4. nice ankles
seriously. no kankles allowed.
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-not taller than me, or too short
-has an actual personality
-sense of humor
-positive attitude
-any color hair except blond (prefereably brown)
-intelligent
-good musical choices
-like penis monster said, a wardrobe the i would be jealous of if i was a girl with a brain
-puts up with my non-sense without a fight
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a girl who i don't have to repeat myself to
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-someone who can appreciate public transportation.
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cheap drunk.
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I want a girl who shares some interests with me.
A girl who's educated.
Has a nice figure. Lets face it, looks are very important.
Has her own car and a steady job, proving she does'nt need me to take care of her.
Hair/eye color is not important to me, nor is chest size.
Simply put, I just want a down to earth, smart, secure, pretty girl.
Thats not asking much... is it?
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yes, im afraid it is.
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ever noticed that there doesnt seem to be such thing as native indian (ie: american indian) porn? weird huh?
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ever noticed that there doesnt seem to be such thing as native indian (ie: american indian) porn? weird huh?
you into that kinda stuff?
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ever noticed that there doesnt seem to be such thing as native indian (ie: american indian) porn? weird huh?
I'd be into some real Pocahontas shit.
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just looking for a woman who knows how to gut a moose and make bannock and pemmican for breakfast... looks are important too, i guess.
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nice face
nice ass
smart
sense of humor
doesn't mind me skating all the time
not orange
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Is ok with getting super soaked.
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ever noticed that there doesnt seem to be such thing as native indian (ie: american indian) porn? weird huh?
I'd be into some real Pocahontas shit.
I remember when I was younger and just learning about internet porn, I ran into a picture of a native american gilr shoving a cob of corn or whatever it's called like...up there.
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You posted that to get gnar'd, didn't you?
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Nah dude, I seriously did. I'll see if I can find it.
P.S. I finally picked up that poster from my old house, so I'll head down to the post office tomorrow.
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Send and ear of corn also. My Native-American girl friend can't seem to get enough of it for some reason.
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-someone who can appreciate public transportation.
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1) isn't psycho
2) puts up w. me
3) self sufficient
4) not too many hang ups
5) decent looking
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If she tells better fart and poop jokes than me.
Tells those jokes in front of my friends.
Drinks more than me.
Than shes a winner.
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3) self sufficient
you feel the same huh?
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my penis
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If she tells better fart and poop jokes than me.
Tells those jokes in front of my friends.
Drinks more than me.
Than shes a winner.
i'm all set with any girl farting.. good teeth, nice hair, great smell. thats it. if they dont smell good, then fuck that hoe.
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If girls can tell abortion jokes, they're keepers.
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seriously. no kankles allowed.
or thacks allowed.
straight down from thigh to back no asshaving chicks is a huge no-no.
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If girls can tell abortion jokes, they're keepers.
Word, that or dead baby jokes.
That paired with a cute smile and a round ass to bounce off of and I'm pretty set.
Dark complection is nice. My brain has a sexual affirmative action program going too, so if she's black, latina, or asian, she gets extra points.
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Nice body
chill personaility
likes my friends and has an intrest in skating
is a pot head
Oh and is reaaaaaaallllly hot.
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the thing about girls is they always like corey duffel. its fucking regular. no matter how much you try to push danny renaud. i dont get it.
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my womans fine and has a set of D's that beat tyras titty test. that is all good and well for the public appearances but i need a chick i can sit at home with and talk shit to. me and this woman will sit and make fun of eachother all night while rippin the bong and watching southpark and seinfeld on the computer. then when we get in bed she does the cuddly thing while i do the fuck off im sleeping thing. and in the morning she either goes to work or to school because shes studying to become a chemical engineer. she isnt bothered by the fact i dont give a fuck what happens to me and im a grown man making money off a wooden toy. this is what i needed in a chick and now i have it. now if i could just stop fucking the other one id be good.
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the thing about girls is they always like corey duffel. its fucking regular. no matter how much you try to push danny renaud. i dont get it.
My girl thinks Rowley is cute, and that Duffel is lame.
my girlfriend puts on mouse for me when i get home from work and when we saw corey in vancouver she called him out for being a rich little kid like ryan sheckler. keep in mind this was 4 or more years before the sheckler gay-boom we are having now. i think she studied me and my reactions while watching videos magazines and conversations and she knows more about skating than we do now. she is also a massive fan of beebs and owns the holla shirt and pulls it out during the "whiskey did it" nights. now that i think about it i dont know why i plowed the blonde girl on the side when i had this spanish freak at home. im just a dick i guess.
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thats pretty on point actually, she finishes her school shit this year and we have to move to get the rest of it done and i think i freaked out. but then again i havent actually been single since i was about 14 so it might also be i just feel like i never had the aids and herpes dodging fun all my friends had. either way vagina is awesome and a wholesome gnar for all who are enjoying it.
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You posted that to get gnar'd, didn't you?
gnar'd
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nice dumper, has to be able to get fly. frumpy bitches are a no no
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I don't want my girl to be skinny. That's why I encourage her to eat more and excercise less ;D. I mean I don't like obese chicks but I want them to have a little something on em.
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Yeah, they need some curves on them. Though I do hate how inconfident women lash out at both vulumptuous sex symbols saying they look rediculous, and skinny models, saying real women have curves.
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Fat Mexican girls
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I like a girl who'd rather chill at home and cuddle with a movie then go out and fucking drink.
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i like girls who will drink with me on the way to the movies.
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i like girls who will drink me at the movies
sorry, had to be said
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i got kicked out of cat in that hat.
it was 3 o clock.
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I like a woman with a mean stand up grind and a barely over the coping frontside grab.
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My girl must have enough intelligence to cook me a steak and stay in the kitchen.
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i like girls who will drink me at the movies
never leave for the movies without any sort of booze.
and always come in a bit late so you can find that empty back corner so you don't have to watch the movie.
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-can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.
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i like girls who will drink me at the movies
never leave for the movies without any sort of booze.
and always come in a bit late so you can find that empty back corner so you don't have to watch the movie.
You pay $10 to sit in a dark corner, drink, and NOT watch the movie?
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why would you pay?
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ever noticed that there doesnt seem to be such thing as native indian (ie: american indian) porn? weird huh?
I'd be into some real Pocahontas shit.
I remember when I was younger and just learning about internet porn, I ran into a picture of a native american gilr shoving a cob of corn or whatever it's called like...up there.
They call it maize
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- horny 24/7
- on/off switch
nice lookin, good body, likes pot, music and skatiin
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i like girls who will drink me at the movies
never leave for the movies without any sort of booze.
and always come in a bit late so you can find that empty back corner so you don't have to watch the movie.
then the drinking me part better be worth at least ten bucks.
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fuckable. you know what im saying. a slut hoe.
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(http://www.culturekitchen.com/files/Real-DollBritney12.JPG)
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That thing has the same face as that tattoo guy with the back tattoo in the water.
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shes got a friend thats just your type (insert pussy joke here)
http://www.elenadorfman.com/art/still-lovers/12.html
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I like this one better. She looks like she has a good sense of humour and will listen to me when I have problems.
(http://www.elenadorfman.com/img/still-lovers/6Girlfriend3_Elena_Dorfman.jpg)
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(http://www.elenadorfman.com/img/still-lovers/6Girlfriend3_Elena_Dorfman.jpg)
you man-slut, thats like four different chicks...
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If four women have identical boobs, they are the same person, right? Oh wait... their faces are.... I'm gonna get another beer.
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-dead
-in my basement
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i figured it out, its glasses. i just walked to the coffee shop and while i was in there, all i could think of was dicking all these thick box frame bitches.
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(http://cache.umusic.com/images/local/500/29ba3f3b-5847-4d6a-b581-9c4d644ac8f2.jpg)
thats what jeezy prefers! pussy was soooooo good. shit was just clenchin. bitch left a stain on my sheets the size of a pizza pie! mamamia!yea keyshia!
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www.bookwormbitches.com (http://www.bookwormbitches.com)