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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #60 on: December 16, 2019, 02:18:31 PM »
Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #61 on: December 16, 2019, 02:33:19 PM »
Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon

I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #62 on: December 16, 2019, 03:05:41 PM »
Jamie has a groupchat with a bunch of guys in metallica shirts with ripped jeans and long, dirty, hair. I'm sure he'll just call up another microwaved bean burrito out of the dugout and nobody will notice. 

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #63 on: December 16, 2019, 03:06:53 PM »
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
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I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh

WHAT!? 33? Took it's toll and then some. Ouch.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #64 on: December 16, 2019, 06:47:50 PM »

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #65 on: December 16, 2019, 10:53:43 PM »
Watching the Brockman's Damn It All footage in that vid made me wonder if Brian Hansen is doing ok these days.

haha what is Slash upto these days? The dude has disapearred

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #66 on: December 16, 2019, 11:05:34 PM »
Jamie has a groupchat with a bunch of guys in metallica shirts with ripped jeans and long, dirty, hair. I'm sure he'll just call up another microwaved bean burrito out of the dugout and nobody will notice.
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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #67 on: December 17, 2019, 06:05:32 PM »
If you can separate the art from the asshole, Brockman is a rail legend. Always looked forward to his footage.

Looks like he's still got it, too.

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #68 on: December 17, 2019, 06:15:35 PM »
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this excerpt from a Brockman transworld interview didn't age well no pun intended

TW: Things You Were Told Not To Do But Did Anyway?

(Brockman)
1. Underage Chicks.
2. Drugs.
3. Drinking and driving.
4. Skating.
5. Hate Crimes.
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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #69 on: December 18, 2019, 04:48:54 PM »
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
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I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh
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WHAT!? 33? Took it's toll and then some. Ouch.

According to Zero site, he's 36 going on 37. Definitely still has it. Seems like he's retiring on his own terms. Slash is definitely 33 but looks a lot older. I've met Slash a few times, smelled bad, all times. Beware slappers.

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #70 on: December 18, 2019, 07:38:01 PM »
So this dude put out 9 minutes of footage throughout his “skate career” and we are supposed to celebrate his exit???

Pshhh okay. You fucking soft idiots.

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #71 on: December 18, 2019, 07:39:22 PM »
So this dude put out 9 minutes of footage throughout his “skate career” and we are supposed to celebrate his exit???

Pshhh okay. You fucking soft idiots.


he also shot heroin into his dick at tampa pro

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #72 on: December 18, 2019, 07:51:20 PM »
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So this dude put out 9 minutes of footage throughout his “skate career” and we are supposed to celebrate his exit???

Pshhh okay. You fucking soft idiots.
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he also shot heroin into his dick at tampa pro
He brags about driving drunk and passing out behind the wheel in a Transworld interview. You think that’s cool too?

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #73 on: December 19, 2019, 02:02:52 AM »
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So this dude put out 9 minutes of footage throughout his “skate career” and we are supposed to celebrate his exit???

Pshhh okay. You fucking soft idiots.
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he also shot heroin into his dick at tampa pro
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He brags about driving drunk and passing out behind the wheel in a Transworld interview. You think that’s cool too?

Also talked about stabbing someone in the foot in some interview

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #74 on: December 19, 2019, 04:48:20 AM »
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
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I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh
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WHAT!? 33? Took it's toll and then some. Ouch.
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According to Zero site, he's 36 going on 37. Definitely still has it. Seems like he's retiring on his own terms. Slash is definitely 33 but looks a lot older. I've met Slash a few times, smelled bad, all times. Beware slappers.
Did you guys not watch his new part? He absolutely does not still have “it.”
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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #75 on: December 19, 2019, 06:57:07 AM »
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
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I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh
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WHAT!? 33? Took it's toll and then some. Ouch.
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According to Zero site, he's 36 going on 37. Definitely still has it. Seems like he's retiring on his own terms. Slash is definitely 33 but looks a lot older. I've met Slash a few times, smelled bad, all times. Beware slappers.

Brockman is retiring on his own terms. He's just over it.

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #76 on: December 19, 2019, 07:17:35 AM »
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
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I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh
[close]

WHAT!? 33? Took it's toll and then some. Ouch.
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According to Zero site, he's 36 going on 37. Definitely still has it. Seems like he's retiring on his own terms. Slash is definitely 33 but looks a lot older. I've met Slash a few times, smelled bad, all times. Beware slappers.
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Brockman is retiring on his own terms. He's just over it.
Ah, yes, Jamie Thomas is notorious for letting people retire on their own terms.
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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #77 on: December 19, 2019, 05:45:49 PM »
Welp the insta post is gone and the tribute video is private so....



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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #78 on: December 19, 2019, 06:05:45 PM »
Welp the insta post is gone and the tribute video is private so....

Jamie making all the right moves lately, Zero is going to be just fine!

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #79 on: December 19, 2019, 08:51:50 PM »
Zero x Straye. Jamie pushing down an alley on his way to a yoga class in Encinitas. Good to see he’s on the up at 4 am and posting about it on insta tip. So sick.

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #80 on: December 19, 2019, 08:57:21 PM »
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Welp the insta post is gone and the tribute video is private so....
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Jamie making all the right moves lately, Zero is going to be just fine!
I'm starting to wonder if Jamie is trying to steer Zero straight into the ground on purpose...

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Re: James Brockman retired
« Reply #81 on: December 19, 2019, 10:05:44 PM »
Zero x Straye. Jamie pushing down an alley on his way to a yoga class in Encinitas. Good to see he’s on the up at 4 am and posting about it on insta tip. So sick.

I'm one of the few who is still a zero/JT fan (call it nostalgia) but the skulls on the shoes are just tacky as all get out