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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #60 on: June 30, 2013, 06:29:38 AM »
If becoming an adult implies having a beard then im gonna be a boi 4lyfe
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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #61 on: June 30, 2013, 01:25:49 PM »
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a friend and i had this conversation once...
one thing we came up with is that you are officially an adult when you purchase an expensive appliance, like a washer/dryer or fridge.  nobody but adults spends all that money on stuff like that.
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how about buying new furniture from a place other than ikea
Both of these imply poor people can never become adults.
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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #62 on: June 30, 2013, 09:31:43 PM »
You are an adult if you know about building seven  :o WAKE UP

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #63 on: July 01, 2013, 11:30:24 AM »
when you beat your first women

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #65 on: July 01, 2013, 10:39:18 PM »
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a friend and i had this conversation once...
one thing we came up with is that you are officially an adult when you purchase an expensive appliance, like a washer/dryer or fridge.  nobody but adults spends all that money on stuff like that.
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I like this one
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this one is good


how about buying new furniture from a place other than ikea
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Both of these imply poor people can never become adults.

That's jumping to conclusions a bit. I think the idea is that it is an "adult" decision to save up money in order to spend it on something that's not flashy/sexy/you can show it off but rather more practical. At least I'm pretty sure no one is explicitly saying that poor people cannot become adults. Depending on the person/scenario it could easily be something less expensive then an appliance or furniture.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #66 on: July 01, 2013, 10:48:48 PM »
If becoming an adult implies having a beard then im gonna be a boi 4lyfe

never trust a man that cannot grow facial hair

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #67 on: July 01, 2013, 11:33:55 PM »
Once you can shit into your own hand, smell it, and with confiedence break down and discribe what the feces consists of you are a man. I heard it's some sort of fathering skill or something.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #68 on: July 02, 2013, 12:31:27 AM »
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a friend and i had this conversation once...
one thing we came up with is that you are officially an adult when you purchase an expensive appliance, like a washer/dryer or fridge.  nobody but adults spends all that money on stuff like that.
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I like this one
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this one is good


how about buying new furniture from a place other than ikea
[close]
Both of these imply poor people can never become adults.
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That's jumping to conclusions a bit. I think the idea is that it is an "adult" decision to save up money in order to spend it on something that's not flashy/sexy/you can show it off but rather more practical. At least I'm pretty sure no one is explicitly saying that poor people cannot become adults. Depending on the person/scenario it could easily be something less expensive then an appliance or furniture.
If you can't afford a home, you ain't buying a fridge or a washer/dryer.
If you don't have much in the budget, you stick to ikea and the thrift store for furniture.
Saving up money is a luxury of disposable income, not living paycheck to paycheck.

I'm not saying there isn't some truth to it, I'm just saying not everybody gets there, and plenty of them are adults.
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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #69 on: July 02, 2013, 01:07:58 AM »
I did the buying sensible stuff at 19, but didn't have the life defining Gipper thing till I was 23, then again at 27. I'm now 37, married for ten years, three kids, a mortgage and a 9 to 5 job. I still don't feel like an "adult" half the time. The moment you stop laughing at dick jokes I think you're considered dead.

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Re: When are you considered an adult?
« Reply #70 on: July 02, 2013, 10:17:45 AM »
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When you make a wall of fame on some restaurant eating challenge?

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If that's the case, then I was a man by the age of 15. 1 lb. burger challenge at Cheeburger Cheeburger. Couldn't shit right for a week. Well worth it.
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Only 1 pound?
Doesn't matter. It got my name and picture on the wall.