A few hours ago while I was lurking on Slap I got these terrible, sharp pains in my lower abdomen and my "man stuff". I couldn't piss or even really move for that matter, so I went to the hospital and found out that I was having an urethra spasm!?!? I had never heard of this before, but I can tell you it was one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. Just as they were getting ready to stick a tube up my you know what because I had a ton of urine inside me the spasm let up a little and I had the best piss ever. Anyways everything should be cool and I got this medicine that is supposed to make my piss look like fruit punch, so I guess it was all worth it.........