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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: apport on May 13, 2022, 05:42:27 PM
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(https://planbskateboards.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/plan-b-mask-way-8-5-deck-uai-1080x1440.jpg)
not the “renowed” doctor lmao
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Danny Way is Orthodox and this is how he sucks dick, you antisemite.
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this is a play on how young dway really committed to those rock fakies and people started calling him hannibal deckter
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getting the spelling wrong on a deck is something I can not understand
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“You think I wore a mask when I blasteded a backside 360 over the Great Wall Of China or jumped out of a helicopter into a very ramp? Psssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
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He definitely misspelled “reOWNED” as he was once again owning these dang libs!
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Maybe it was suppose to be Renaud doctor, as in Danny Renaud and it’s a muzzle because Danny Renaud has a pet sanctuary right. Conspiracy!!!
DWay ruins DWay for me. Dude sucks (not at skating).
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jesus christ this satire just writes itself
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from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
subject: my sick ass graphic idea
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Looks like this dude would design that
Two felons board release party this Friday the 13th
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Holy shit this is real. Jesus. The subject matter I am pretty shocked by I guess, but the typo is just outrageous.
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Danny Way is Orthodox and this is how he sucks dick, you antisemite.
this brings up an interesting question
no funny shit
would you let hannibal lecter top you off?
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Is this a real thing?
Imagine buying a Plan B deck
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What possessed him to put this on a board, damn… couldn’t he just post this on Instagram like a normal jackass?
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Danny Way has a "Live, Lagh, Love" sign in his house.
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Damn that board is cringe, but my favorite Plan B mistake is still 6-finger PJ
(https://i.imgur.com/aYdzQf1.jpg)
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D-Way funds J Casanova's rap "career." Dude does not have good taste in things.
Also, this is possibly the worst skate documentary ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU6dmVb4sb8
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I can see a way that this isn't anti mask and just an attempted joke. I can't see anybody buying a d way plan b deck tho.
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I have a Chocolate Pappalardo deck with the wine bottle graphic hanging on my kitchen wall and vineyards is misspelled “vinyards” on the label.
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you mean to tell me a white man nearing 50 leans conservative?
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This is why I love skateboarding. No edits, straight dumbfuckery.
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can a slap detective figure out who’s the plan b art director so we can bully him
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I have a Chocolate Pappalardo deck with the wine bottle graphic hanging on my kitchen wall and vineyards is misspelled “vinyards” on the label.
Please post a pic. Cleanse our board graphic palate.
You think Pappalardo is a Chianti guy? Sicilian or Naples style.
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I have a Chocolate Pappalardo deck with the wine bottle graphic hanging on my kitchen wall and vineyards is misspelled “vinyards” on the label.
Anything by Hecox is great even if misspelled.
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The spelling is bad but it’s like you put this out now? It’s not even topical at this point. But I guess that makes more sense , Danny the type of guy to join a freedom convoy in June 2022 after nearly 5 months of not having to wear a mask.
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I have a Chocolate Pappalardo deck with the wine bottle graphic hanging on my kitchen wall and vineyards is misspelled “vinyards” on the label.
Please post a pic. Cleanse our board graphic palate.
You think Pappalardo is a Chianti guy? Sicilian or Naples style.
(https://i.ibb.co/89qJ73M/C7-BCA20-F-59-C0-4494-9-BC8-6-AD0-A5-DC8-B57.jpg)
Clearly a Chianti guy with Chianti Classico on the label.
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Usually Plan B does those cartoon portraits of their riders on boards but this photograph of Chris Joslin looks pretty cool too.
(https://planbskateboards.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/plan-b-alf-joslin-8-0-deck-uai-1032x1032.jpg)
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To be fair the target audience for plan b boards only comprehend to a sinner grade reading level
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To be fair the target audience for plan b boards only comprehend to a sinner grade reading level
Never seen Plan B deck in wild so what exactly is their target audience
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its 2022....imagine ANY human, regardless of education, political background, or skateboarding skills, buying a Plan B board.
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Looks like this dude would design that
Two felons board release party this Friday the 13th
can a slap detective find that dudes chin. i don't understand that goatee.
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Looks like this dude would design that
Two felons board release party this Friday the 13th
can a slap detective find that dudes chin. i don't understand that goatee.
Think of it like a paper toilet seat cover
(https://cbsdistributing.com/893-tm_thickbox_default/PREMIUM-PAPER-TOILET-SEAT-COVERS-HALF-FOLD-2-500-.jpg)
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To be fair the target audience for plan b boards only comprehend to a sinner grade reading level
i can just imagine going to nebraska or west virginia or some super forgettable state and pulling up to the skatepark to see literally everyone riding plan b/rip n dip/blind/thank you boards and just being like “ooohhhhhh i see”.
pugmaster just made me laugh out loud. gnar’d.
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Coming from a dude that brags about being unmedicated during a surgery, I'm wondering if he requested they not wear masks during it because they're so detrimental to human life :o.
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How the fuck you gone misspell some easy ass word on a board though, some one edit that meme “this shit fire drop it “ with d way and the art director
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can a slap detective figure out who’s the plan b art director so we can bully him
I think it’s former Habitat pro, Danny Renowed.
We should let him know Kader is looking for a designer.
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Plan B graphics designer at work:
(https://i.ibb.co/MgDRSXn/fRzKC7.gif) (https://ibb.co/mRCHTxJ)
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can a slap detective figure out who’s the plan b art director so we can bully him
Have fun!
https://www.linkedin.com/in/thomas-van-do-5276417/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/bryan-arii-11175158/
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Questionable, Plan B
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Dimmacrates amirite
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people who wear masks to help prevent the spread of covid are just like hannibal lecter. what genius thought of this graphic.
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To be fair the target audience for plan b boards only comprehend to a sinner grade reading level
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdhycayBKLa/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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(https://i.imgur.com/v5Nu6Pr.jpg)
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That’s just sad. Can’t really come up with more to say
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plan b really be like the championship team that printed all those tees and then lost the game
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plan b really be like the championship team that printed all those tees and then lost the game
Both winners are always printed and the losing teams are donated to a 3rd world country
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plan b really be like the championship team that printed all those tees and then lost the game
Both winners are always printed and the losing teams are donated to a 3rd world country
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Wow. Don’t re now ed else to write here.
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Damn that board is cringe, but my favorite Plan B mistake is still 6-finger PJ
(https://i.imgur.com/aYdzQf1.jpg)
Hahahaha that's amazing. How is this company still around? I'm guessing Zumiez
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Damn that board is cringe, but my favorite Plan B mistake is still 6-finger PJ
(https://i.imgur.com/aYdzQf1.jpg)
Hahahaha that's amazing. How is this company still around? I'm guessing Zumiez
You didn’t know?!?
PJ has an extra finger.
Which is all the proof I need…
PJ Ladd, my name is Louis Struxworth III.
You killed my father; prepare to die.
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New Plan B video dropping on the Skateboard Mag(a) site soon
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Coming from a dude that brags about being unmedicated during a surgery, I'm wondering if he requested they not wear masks during it because they're so detrimental to human life :o.
No dude wearing one for more than 10 minutes without pulling it down and bitching deprives your brain of oxygen and how are you gonna stomp someone out with no air in your brain? I'm sure the surgeons adhered to this law.
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Danny way and graphic designer over at plan B skateboards of logic and on Dyslexia confirmed
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Damn that board is cringe, but my favorite Plan B mistake is still 6-finger PJ
(https://i.imgur.com/aYdzQf1.jpg)
Hahahaha that's amazing. How is this company still around? I'm guessing Zumiez
PJ has an extra finger.
In the novel Silence of the Lambs, it is revealed that Hannibal Lecter has six fingers on one of his hands. Are these graphics coincidental? I don't think so. WHAT IS DWAY TRYING TO SAY?! Someone get Bobby Puleo in here to make sense of all this!
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Imbarrassingly pathetik
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renowed is a perfectly cromulent word
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Looks like this dude would design that
Two felons board release party this Friday the 13th
I run the scrambler at the state fair, just left the tractor pull, flea market lookin motherfucker.
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(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article25467352.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_Joe-Exotic-indulged-in-bestiality-and-buried-protesters-at-zoo.jpg)
Looks like this dude would design that
Two felons board release party this Friday the 13th
can a slap detective find that dudes chin. i don't understand that goatee.
Think of it like a paper toilet seat cover
(https://cbsdistributing.com/893-tm_thickbox_default/PREMIUM-PAPER-TOILET-SEAT-COVERS-HALF-FOLD-2-500-.jpg)
holy shit. this is pure gold. love to you pugmaster
for just a second, I'm wondering if the artist is clowning on homeboy by using an intentional misspelling.
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Usually Plan B does those cartoon portraits of their riders on boards but this photograph of Chris Joslin looks pretty cool too.
(https://planbskateboards.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/plan-b-alf-joslin-8-0-deck-uai-1032x1032.jpg)
Not usually one to drop a red dwarf reference but can someone make this into Kryton please? Doesn't seem like too big an ask given the material provided.
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Mike Ternasky rotate in his grave again, and again....
please gave that poor guy peace and burn down that wrack of a company.
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Kooks gonna kook.
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Sorry Cobra, you were saying what about plan B graphics?
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Danny way's favourite skateboarder is Danny way.
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Danny way's favourite skateboarder is Danny way.
A film by Danny Way
Starring Danny Way as Danny Way
About Danny Way
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Danny Way is one dense, dense loser.
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Danny way's favourite skateboarder is Danny way.
A film by Danny Way
Starring Danny Way as Danny Way
About Danny Way
Danny Ways favorite movie is the documentary about Danny Way
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“You think I wore a mask when I blasteded a backside 360 over the Great Wall Of China or jumped out of a helicopter into a very ramp? Psssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
No he just broke his ankle, went to a chinese hospital, recieved a splint/wore an ankle brace, and took a bunch of painkillers they prescirbed and than got the okay from CCP doctors/government to go ahead a jump$ that wall. Totally different than preventive measures from American doctors who would just insist maybe you don't jump the great wall with a broken ankle and wear a mask. Danny way kinda kook but he always was. I dont got a dog in this fight it just is kinda ironic considering he really wasn't ever the same after the great wall jump obliterated his already fucked ankle and that was soley due to him saying fuck it to medicine/health.
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(https://i.ibb.co/HVnsPrS/Screenshot-2022-05-20-at-22-48-00.png) (https://ibb.co/2ygQMj9)
lol this whole thing is so dumb. I wonder how many people had to sign off the graphic before it went into production? how did no one notice the typo? probably Danny Way signs off his graphics alone. Gross graphic either way
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Not to far off from this:
(https://i.ibb.co/YkL1HyN/5-C7-FA713-E1-AC-4-BE4-8-E79-E8-B413-D9-AE56.jpg) (https://ibb.co/YkL1HyN)
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Danny way's favourite skateboarder is Danny way.
A film by Danny Way
Starring Danny Way as Danny Way
About Danny Way
Danny Ways favorite movie is the documentary about Danny Way
danny way watches the danny way documentary in his danny way brand chair made of old danny way trucks and with wheels on the bottom that are referbished danny way pro model wheels where danny way enjoys his danny way film through his danny way brand danny way headset as he simultaneously comes up with new danny way graphics, a modern man if you will
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i wonder what he thinks about the trans lady beating the other lady that can’t even scratch coping in a contest
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How many Ways would Danny Way Way if Danny Way could Danny Way?
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now the Plan B art dept is just ripping off Parra:
(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=PLMSQ82DK-1.jpg&nw=300)(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=PLGSQ80DK-1.jpg&nw=300)(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=PLSSQ80DK-1.jpg&nw=300)
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now the Plan B art dept is just ripping off Parra:
(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=PLMSQ82DK-1.jpg&nw=300)(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=PLGSQ80DK-1.jpg&nw=300)(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=PLSSQ80DK-1.jpg&nw=300)
And they're encroaching on Skate Mental's half-assed pun graphics with this random waste of effort. Is it even a team board?:
(https://i.ibb.co/ctRt1Ry/Screen-Shot-2022-06-01-at-5-04-20-PM.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
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sandlot times > plan b (danny way's favorite company)
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Sometimes danny way is a bit too much danny way.
Anyway, here is Bob.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CeQqoAEs9jb/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= (https://www.instagram.com/p/CeQqoAEs9jb/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
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VOV seriously fucks shit up. Sometimes I forget how good he is.
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VOV seriously fucks shit up. Sometimes I forget how good he is.
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now the Plan B art dept is just ripping off Parra:
(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=PLMSQ82DK-1.jpg&nw=300)(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=PLGSQ80DK-1.jpg&nw=300)(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=PLSSQ80DK-1.jpg&nw=300)
(https://i.ibb.co/ctRt1Ry/Screen-Shot-2022-06-01-at-5-04-20-PM.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
Holy fuck that’s bad. They can’t even center the logo or type? Not to mention the horrible free script typeface.
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Danny way's favourite skateboarder is Danny way.
A film by Danny Way
Starring Danny Way as Danny Way
About Danny Way
Danny Ways favorite movie is the documentary about Danny Way
danny way watches the danny way documentary in his danny way brand chair made of old danny way trucks and with wheels on the bottom that are referbished danny way pro model wheels where danny way enjoys his danny way film through his danny way brand danny way headset as he simultaneously comes up with new danny way graphics, a modern man if you will
"I did it My Danny Way" by Danny Way, from the forthcoming album "Danny Way", by Danny Way.