Author Topic: Cruisering towards Christmas... (Read 112310 times)

heckler · « **Reply #630 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:57:05 AM »

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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
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Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
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Stamp it out.
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With your bare feet? Fuck that.
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Well, that kind of makes sense since you've got running water to spray your toes with...
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Still too weird for me. I actually try to avoid the drain at all costs.
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the best is when you got a spider or some other fucked up insect in there with you and you watch him fight for his life until he eventually gets sucked down into the pit off doom, or what I like to think of as the Sarlacc hole.
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The itsy bitsy spider
That shits gonna come back and haunt you

Exactly, it's bad karma.

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #631 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:57:46 AM »

robasheep · « **Reply #632 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:58:57 AM »

Quote from: Cthulhu! on December 08, 2009, 10:57:46 AM

Would.

I bet that she is amazing in bed.

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #633 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:59:56 AM »

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I can't spare a square.

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I never knew she was a Guido!

heckler · « **Reply #634 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:00:40 AM »

I remember she looked really good in 'The Slicer'. Also happens to be one of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld.

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #635 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:01:52 AM »

I like all of this Elaine talk.

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #636 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:02:06 AM »

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Quote from: Choad Muskrat on December 08, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
[close]

Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
[close]

Stamp it out.
[close]
With your bare feet? Fuck that.
[close]
Well, that kind of makes sense since you've got running water to spray your toes with...
[close]
Still too weird for me. I actually try to avoid the drain at all costs.
[close]

the best is when you got a spider or some other fucked up insect in there with you and you watch him fight for his life until he eventually gets sucked down into the pit off doom, or what I like to think of as the Sarlacc hole.
[close]

The itsy bitsy spider
That shits gonna come back and haunt you
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Exactly, it's bad karma.

but technically I didn't do anything.....just turned the water on. Mister unlucky spider pants happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time......muuhahahaha

grimcity · « **Reply #637 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:02:25 AM »

Quote from: Choad Muskrat on December 08, 2009, 10:59:56 AM

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I can't spare a square.

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I never knew she was a Guido!
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Bwaaaaahahahaaaa

I just made some weird yelp/laugh noise that scared a passerby...

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #638 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:03:07 AM »

this should turn into an elaine apreesh thread the people sitting behind me are getting stoked.

heckler · « **Reply #639 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:03:15 AM »

Every time I go to respond I get " Warning - while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. "

grimcity · « **Reply #640 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:07:19 AM »

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I posted a nearly identical post earlier, but it's been so hectic in here I have no clue where I posted it. I even kept the red text.

The forum is getting a big case of RAEP!

heckler · « **Reply #641 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:07:43 AM »

Is anyone even posting in here other than gilmour, grim, choad, and myself?

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #642 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:08:33 AM »

2500
this has gotta be the winning post

Alright I'll stop now I gotta go do some shit.

Tarquin · « **Reply #643 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:09:12 AM »

Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on December 08, 2009, 11:07:43 AM

Is anyone even posting in here other than gilmour, grim, choad, and myself?

sometimes

kevbo999 · « **Reply #644 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:10:08 AM »

jack burton · « **Reply #645 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:10:21 AM »

Quote from: Cthulhu! on December 08, 2009, 11:01:52 AM

I like all of this Elaine talk.

i would do horrible things to her.

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #646 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:10:32 AM »

Quote from: Choad Muskrat on December 08, 2009, 11:08:33 AM

2500
this has gotta be the winning post

Alright I'll stop now I gotta go do some shit.

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second place post.

robasheep · « **Reply #647 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:10:41 AM »

Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on December 08, 2009, 11:07:43 AM

Is anyone even posting in here other than gilmour, grim, choad, and myself?

Ayup.

heckler · « **Reply #648 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:10:54 AM »

God damn this internet connection!

kamltoe · « **Reply #649 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:11:05 AM »

it's this one. gotta be. i got that feeling before i posted. or maybe that was the chili?

k

jildo · « **Reply #650 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:11:54 AM »

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Is anyone even posting in here other than gilmour, grim, choad, and myself?
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sometimes

heckler · « **Reply #651 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:12:37 AM »

Quote from: kamltoe on December 08, 2009, 11:11:05 AM

it's this one. gotta be. i got that feeling before i posted. or maybe that was the chili?

k

I had that feeling all weekend, and I lost both days. Now I'm doing the opposite, I doubt I'll win but I'm still posting like mad.

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #652 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:13:07 AM »

I think I might win this time.

heckler · « **Reply #653 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:13:39 AM »

If this thread is deleted my post count is going to go down by the hundreds.

grimcity · « **Reply #654 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:13:48 AM »

At least we'll all leave with some healthy post counts... then one day when someone uses our large numbers against us, we can say "go to hell, most of these posts were done between the geese and the milking maids!"

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #655 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:15:31 AM »

Quote from: grimcity on December 08, 2009, 11:13:48 AM

At least we'll all leave with some healthy post counts... then one day when someone uses our large numbers against us, we can say "go to hell, most of these posts were done between the geese and the milking maids!"

When i win im going back to porn and photography

heckler · « **Reply #656 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:16:44 AM »

Well right now my collarbone is still healing LYKE WTF and besides that, it's raining. I'm not going anywhere for a while.

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #657 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:18:38 AM »

Howd you fuck up your collarbone?

heckler · « **Reply #658 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:20:59 AM »

I was just skating down the street, I saw a bunch of blocks with going down a hill and I figured I'd hop onto them than drop off. I didn't know the landing on the very last one was a huge grate, so I ollied on and off and when I landed, I flew forward and just landed on my shoulder. I cut my face open too, covered in blood.

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #659 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:25:00 AM »

Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on December 08, 2009, 11:20:59 AM

I was just skating down the street, I saw a bunch of blocks with going down a hill and I figured I'd hop onto them than drop off. I didn't know the landing on the very last one was a huge grate, so I ollied on and off and when I landed, I flew forward and just landed on my shoulder. I cut my face open too, covered in blood.

In a Chris Gilmour run world the ground would be made of marble

Author Topic: Cruisering towards Christmas... (Read 112310 times)

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