Cruisering towards Christmas...

[ChrisGilmour]

i just took the most nasty smelly explosive diarrhea ever, like i still can't believe that smell came out of my ass.  even the courtesy flush didn't help.  i have to take another shower now, it was really that bad.
spam.
 

who else remembers those radio commericals where the guy was all like "MORE SPAM"

[Mr. DNA]

i just took the most nasty smelly explosive diarrhea ever, like i still can't believe that smell came out of my ass.  even the courtesy flush didn't help.  i have to take another shower now, it was really that bad.
spam.
 

what did it taste like?

[H8R part 4]

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i just took the most nasty smelly explosive diarrhea ever, like i still can't believe that smell came out of my ass.  even the courtesy flush didn't help.  i have to take another shower now, it was really that bad.
spam.
 

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what did it taste like?

it was a combo of puke and shit, i can't really describe it. 
homeless people smell better than what came out of my ass earlier.
normally i don't mind the smell, sometimes i'm even proud when kill the bathroom but this shit was burning my nose hairs!
i actually used the lysol to tame the beast and that in itself was a first. 

[Mr. DNA]

Have you ever farted in your sleep and it stunk so bad that it woke you up?

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Have you ever farted in your sleep and it stunk so bad that it woke you up?

yes.  it happens a lot, i have some serious gas issues. 

what sucks lately is, its been really cold out and when i fart under the covers, i have to fan it out so it doesn't creep up into my face.  so of course the cold air hits me and i'm instantly awake for at least a few. 

 

[grimcity]

You're fucking lucky, faster... when I eat gassy foods, it's like my body traps the gas and I pretty much just reel in pain for a few hours. If my body would vent right I'd eat a lot more stuff that I like. My stomach's kind've fucked in other ways too, though.

[Mr. DNA]

Have you tried Bean-o to relieve your gas?

[grimcity]

Yeah, I've tried it a few times... it just doesn't work for me. But my whole digestive system is messed up anyway. I need to get the whole thing replaced.

[Mr. DNA]

I can perform that operation for you pretty cheap. Let me talk to my intestine guy in China and I'll hit you back when I have all the necessary parts.

[grimcity]

Let's keep the rest of this particular conversation in PM.

So uhhmm... how about that sports game the other day, heh? That was really something!

[zipzinger666]

failed my Biology class by 1 point. take that society!!

[Mr. DNA]

failed my Biology class by 1 point. take that society!!

That "biology" stuff is all fake anyway and only meant by scientists to steer you away from religion. Put your faith in Jeebus.

[zipzinger666]

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failed my Biology class by 1 point. take that society!!

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That "biology" stuff is all fake anyway and only meant by scientists to steer you away from religion. Put your faith in Jeebus.

Jeebus would have struck my teacher down after not curving the one test that the class average was a 38 percent...

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You're fucking lucky, faster... when I eat gassy foods, it's like my body traps the gas and I pretty much just reel in pain for a few hours. If my body would vent right I'd eat a lot more stuff that I like. My stomach's kind've fucked in other ways too, though.

i'm not that lucky.  i've been having stomach/gas problems in a bad way the last few days and i just don't feel right.
i have all this beer in the fridge and i'm afraid to drink it because i don't want to get craps then blow my ass out.

[Mr. DNA]

Have you tried Monkey gall bladders?

[robasheep]

I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues.  I would always feel ill after eating.  I always attributed it to eating greasy foods.  It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat.  I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great.  I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.

[ChrisGilmour]

Have you tried Bean-o to relieve your gas?

i thot beano was some british cartoon magazine

[zipzinger666]

I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues.  I would always feel ill after eating.  I always attributed it to eating greasy foods.  It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat.  I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great.  I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.

that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...

[robasheep]

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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues.  I would always feel ill after eating.  I always attributed it to eating greasy foods.  It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat.  I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great.  I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.

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that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...

My girl is vegetarian too.  But I was heading that way before I met her. 


I love to cook.  I'm always trying new recipes. 


I do crave meat...fall off the bone ribs most of all.

[ChrisGilmour]

I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues.  I would always feel ill after eating.  I always attributed it to eating greasy foods.  It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat.  I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great.  I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.

I gave up everything but fish about a month ago and im feeling so much better.

[zipzinger666]

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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues.  I would always feel ill after eating.  I always attributed it to eating greasy foods.  It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat.  I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great.  I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.

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that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...

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My girl is vegetarian too.  But I was heading that way before I met her. 


I love to cook.  I'm always trying new recipes. 


I do crave meat...fall off the bone ribs most of all.

that would be one of my main problems. that and pork products in general...

[Mr. DNA]

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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues.  I would always feel ill after eating.  I always attributed it to eating greasy foods.  It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat.  I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great.  I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.

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that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...

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My girl is vegetarian too.  But I was heading that way before I met her. 


I love to cook.  I'm always trying new recipes. 


I do crave meat...fall off the bone ribs most of all.

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that would be one of my main problems. that and pork products in general...

Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

[heckler]

You're fucking lucky, faster... when I eat gassy foods, it's like my body traps the gas and I pretty much just reel in pain for a few hours. If my body would vent right I'd eat a lot more stuff that I like. My stomach's kind've fucked in other ways too, though.

That's what's happening to me right now.

[ChrisGilmour]

Is there a give away on christmas? so i can win by spamming while everyone enjoys their Christmas morning

[Mr. DNA]

Is there a give away on christmas? so i can win by spamming while everyone enjoys their Christmas morning

Good luck. You'd be surprised at how many posters on here are Jehovah's Witnesses.

[Choad Muskrat]

hi guys

[zipzinger666]

herrow

[Mr. DNA]

hola

[ChrisGilmour]

hey there

[Choad Muskrat]