Author Topic: Cruisering towards Christmas... (Read 112316 times)

zipzinger666 · « **Reply #1830 on:** December 15, 2009, 12:46:32 PM »

Quote from: Mr. DNA on December 15, 2009, 12:31:36 PM

Quote from: zipzinger666 on December 15, 2009, 12:17:38 PM
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thanks, id kook myself for bumming out on nothing if i could...
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Don't worry about it, man. I remember one time when I thought I was going to fail biology. I needed that passing grade to go on the class trip to Splash Mountain. My biology teacher refused to budge on the issue. One night I showed up outside my biology teacher's window with a frog in my hand. I thought if she saw me expertly dissect the frog she would give me extra credit points so I could pass the class. All I ended up with was a restraining order.

I dare anyone to top this story...

vihreekerma · « **Reply #1831 on:** December 15, 2009, 12:58:09 PM »

Quote from: zipzinger666 on December 15, 2009, 12:46:32 PM

Quote from: Mr. DNA on December 15, 2009, 12:31:36 PM
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Quote from: zipzinger666 on December 15, 2009, 12:17:38 PM
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thanks, id kook myself for bumming out on nothing if i could...
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Don't worry about it, man. I remember one time when I thought I was going to fail biology. I needed that passing grade to go on the class trip to Splash Mountain. My biology teacher refused to budge on the issue. One night I showed up outside my biology teacher's window with a frog in my hand. I thought if she saw me expertly dissect the frog she would give me extra credit points so I could pass the class. All I ended up with was a restraining order.
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I dare anyone to top this story...

I'm feeling you! Not a change getting better than that

grimcity · « **Reply #1832 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:52:57 PM »

Some teachers really do have vendettas against students. Good that you gave it the old college try.

carlwinslow · « **Reply #1833 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:55:11 PM »

que pasa

grimcity · « **Reply #1834 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:57:36 PM »

¡Su nombre es winslow de carl!

gordon bombay · « **Reply #1835 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:04:01 PM »

mi piace candy canes

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #1836 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:05:44 PM »

mi abuela es un coche

grimcity · « **Reply #1837 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Mr. DNA on December 15, 2009, 02:05:44 PM

mi abuela es un coche

hahaha

gordon bombay · « **Reply #1838 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:12:09 PM »

mia nonna e l'autobus

grimcity · « **Reply #1839 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:20:11 PM »

Hammond's so small we don't have busses. We used to have a taxi company... they had one cab and one limo, so there was a 50/50 chance that you'd get a limo if you needed a ride home from work or the bar.

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #1840 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:26:09 PM »

You should get a donkey to ride home from the bar

Boston. · « **Reply #1841 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:47:28 PM »

Quote from: grimcity on December 15, 2009, 01:52:57 PM

Some teachers really do have vendettas against students. Good that you gave it the old college try.

my anatomy teacher in high school had a vendetta against me. i'd get blamed for everything despite the fact she made me sit right in front of her desk. also my sixth grade english teacher did the same thing except he made me sit on the exact opposite side of the room from all of my friends and i'd still get blamed for shit. i had a study period with him and he refused to let me sit with the same kids and also refused to let me do work other than for his class. his wife was a teacher in the same grade and would do similar stuff to my friends that had her

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #1842 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:57:51 PM »

Maybe thye just don't like the cut of your jib

Boston. · « **Reply #1843 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:00:14 PM »

the sixth grade teacher was a hand model. his hands looked like regular hands to me, but his attitude sure did suck

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #1844 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:16:00 PM »

Quote from: Boston. on December 15, 2009, 03:00:14 PM

the sixth grade teacher was a hand model. his hands looked like regular hands to me, but his attitude sure did suck

i would have made him insecure about his hands, tell him his thumbs are too stout.

grimcity · « **Reply #1845 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:35:22 PM »

Quote from: Mr. DNA on December 15, 2009, 02:57:51 PM

Maybe thye just don't like the cut of your jib

That would mean they're finicky about the jibs they get cuts of... Boston's got a very agreeable and friendly jib. I doubt he has a bad sliver of jib in him, even.

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #1846 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:39:15 PM »

Maybe it's those unruly sideburns that earn their ire.

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #1847 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:40:02 PM »

grimcity · « **Reply #1848 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:40:28 PM »

Goddamn hair cops.

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #1849 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:50:41 PM »

Upon further reflection I am thinking that maybe the teacher noticed that Boston has extraordinarily lithe hands and was actually jealous. He was probably fearful that Boston would one day usurp all the hand modeling jobs in town. Dude, he was just trying to wreck your self esteem hoping that you would go into a downward spiral and never capitalize on sus manos guapos.

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #1850 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:03:10 PM »

GAWD i want to win already so i can get my life back!!

grimcity · « **Reply #1851 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:07:27 PM »

I'm immune... I had no real life to begin with! Ha!

/raises fist in defeat

whiteley · « **Reply #1852 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:13:16 PM »

today's number, in reference to SLAP's fair city, is 415-- which falls to tarquin! congrats, PM forthcoming...
hang in there everybody, there's still a lot of cruisers left. you might get lucky yet...

grimcity · « **Reply #1853 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:14:01 PM »

Ha, props tarquin!

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #1854 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:18:15 PM »

Well played. We'll resume this tomorrow.

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #1855 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:18:52 PM »

Quote from: Mr. DNA on December 15, 2009, 04:18:15 PM

Well played. We'll resume this tomorrow.

your my new favorite poster.

im never gonna win...haha

Tarquin · « **Reply #1856 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:26:55 PM »

I'm so fucking stoked. I never usually win anything.

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #1857 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:29:06 PM »

Quote from: Tarquin on December 15, 2009, 04:26:55 PM

I'm so fucking stoked. I never usually win anything.

gee, dont rub it in

haha jay kay lawl

Pelican · « **Reply #1858 on:** December 15, 2009, 07:58:18 PM »

i think i've posted twice since this contest began. goddamnit.

heckler · « **Reply #1859 on:** December 15, 2009, 08:17:45 PM »

Quote from: ChrisGilmour on December 15, 2009, 03:16:00 PM

Quote from: Boston. on December 15, 2009, 03:00:14 PM
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the sixth grade teacher was a hand model. his hands looked like regular hands to me, but his attitude sure did suck
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i would have made him insecure about his hands, tell him his thumbs are too stout.

seinfeld reference