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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: whiteley on December 04, 2009, 09:50:29 AM
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everybody--
we have to update our "terms of use"/troll bridge deal later today. what that means is that you'll see a window come up over the forum where you'll have to click agree or disagree, and then it'll be business as usual. you'll only have to do it once and then you won't see it again (unless you clear your cookies). it basically says that by going onto the forum that you understand there are sometimes gnarly topics and images on here, enter at your own risk, etc.
if for some reason anybody has trouble getting onto the forum through the troll bridge, please email [email protected] and he'll sort you out.
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FIRST!!1
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SECOND!!!!!!1!!!!
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free crusier?
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im surprised this hasnt gone into affect years ago
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(http://suckstobeyoublog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Our-Lady-of-the-Virginal-Vagina.jpg)
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(http://suckstobeyoublog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Our-Lady-of-the-Virginal-Vagina.jpg)
HAHA!
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(http://suckstobeyoublog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Our-Lady-of-the-Virginal-Vagina.jpg)
i think i know what im looking at.
in any event...i would
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let me get this straight, our photoshopping of dicks into pictures is protected by the new rules? :-*
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let me get this straight, our photoshopping of dicks into pictures is protected by the new rules? :-*
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please tell me that it says images of dicks in there somewhere
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any time someone photoshops a dick on my head i just photoshop a vag on there it helps me sleep at night knownig im getting head pussy
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HEEEEY MACARENA!
<img src="http://silverjacket.typepad.com/blog/images/macarena3_1.jpg">
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(http://suckstobeyoublog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Our-Lady-of-the-Virginal-Vagina.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2r5djdc.png)
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Dirty trees.
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<img src="http://images.tmuscle.com/forum_images/3/3/333b4-troll_toll.jpg">
YOU GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL
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Here's your toll Troll.
(http://www.wpclipart.com/money/bag_of_money.png)
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in any event...i would
three times!
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let me get this straight, our photoshopping of dicks into pictures is protected by the new rules? :-*
The troll bridge was great... after reading it I'd say Photococks are still safe.
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Haha, i just logged in and saw it, pretty fucking funny.
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sorry to double post butt....................
(http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/lopez_tree)
and
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and :P
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/b/e/bbe852b35b30020eba108436a556cdfc.jpg)
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head pussy
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(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g257/c1rca23/cooltree.jpg?t=1259956734)
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(http://imagechan.com/images/9e2bdd85348cfc0c055ab57916240357.jpg)
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(http://suckstobeyoublog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Our-Lady-of-the-Virginal-Vagina.jpg)
in any event...i wood
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Best tree photos ever. Made my day.
I think it was time for a disclaimer for this forum. Good look whiteley. Was there an incident that prompted this? Or did you just figure it was about time because shit was always gnarly/will continue to be.
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(http://suckstobeyoublog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Our-Lady-of-the-Virginal-Vagina.jpg)
I seriously jumped when I first saw that pic. Ohmigod, that's funny.
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mind = blown
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(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g257/c1rca23/cooltree.jpg?t=1259956734)
(http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/butt-fucking-tree.jpg)
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(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g257/c1rca23/cooltree.jpg?t=1259956734)
Beat me at my own game. ;D
but seriously this ones the best.
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best thread ever
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(http://sickbastard.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/tree_lady2.jpg)
Finally and excuse for accidentally taking a turn down the old dirt road.
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/23/633760540911149920-surprisebuttsex.jpg)
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whiteley,
Does this new policy mean that my posts won't get deleted anymore?
Sincerely,
Perfection
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^that should be the disclaimer
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^that should be the disclaimer
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Tree Cock:
(http://imgur.com/C1Qg8.jpg)
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oh god
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..... words can not describe my feelings as i scrolled through this thread... priceless
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Isn't that the terms of use page? Was it different before?
I hate the fact that anytime an image remotely looks like mary or jesus on a burnt piece of toast or a cinnamon bun its all over the news, but these dead ringers for vaginas, penises, and sex acts, which took decades to create, and naturally manifest under just the right growth conditions, go unreported.
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Perfect cock shut shit down with the tree cock.
Fuck it, ill post tree anal gape anyway.
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_AEB80H2fRUY/SE1_cb5psOI/AAAAAAAABf8/rgnoE9tt5WE/IMG_1739.JPG)
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"Dear Mr. Berra,
Please keep in mind when lurking these message boards that any opinions expressed herein regarding your skate career, movie career, skatepark, website, online mailorder shop, video sections, fake spots, yellow flat rails, portable red benches, religion, sexual preferences, Hollywood friends, appearance on Felicity, crybabyness, lackeys like Buttery_D, kook level, and thetan level are solely the opinions of a large majority of all skateboarders as a whole. Furthermore, should you find any cocks photoshopped into AK-47s jizzing on your face, or a photoshop of you as Jesus carrying a cross with trucks that represents the entire skateboard industry, please don't get your panties in a bunch and start trying to expose people on Twitter who don't really give a fuck anyway. Slap Magazine and it's subsidiaries would like to point out that you brought this on yourself and your name was not drawn out of a hat nor are you the victim of evil Slap Pals and their mob mentality. You are simply a kook who deserves every bit of hate you get and more. Quit fucking crying. Enjoy."
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"Dear Mr. Berra,
Please keep in mind when lurking these message boards that any opinions expressed herein regarding your skate career, movie career, skatepark, website, online mailorder shop, video sections, fake spots, yellow flat rails, portable red benches, religion, sexual preferences, Hollywood friends, appearance on Felicity, crybabyness, lackeys like Buttery_D, kook level, and thetan level are solely the opinions of a large majority of all skateboarders as a whole. Furthermore, should you find any cocks photoshopped into AK-47s jizzing on your face, or a photoshop of you as Jesus carrying a cross with trucks that represents the entire skateboard industry, please don't get your panties in a bunch and start trying to expose people on Twitter who don't really give a fuck anyway. Slap Magazine and its subsidiaries would like to point out that you brought this on yourself and your name was not drawn out of a hat nor are you the victim of evil Slap Pals and their mob mentality. You are simply a kook who deserves every bit of hate you get and more. Quit fucking crying. Enjoy."
Epic. You can probably hear me clapping from here.
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this tree porn thread is all sorts of awesome!
its sad that a disclaimer had to be put up for sensitive steves sake. :'(
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Perfect cock shut shit down with the tree cock.
Fuck it, ill post tree anal gape anyway.
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_AEB80H2fRUY/SE1_cb5psOI/AAAAAAAABf8/rgnoE9tt5WE/IMG_1739.JPG)
Goatstree
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I love this thread.
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yazzzzzzz