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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #120 on: May 12, 2019, 05:39:07 PM »
i am guilty AF. but now a days i could give a fuck to prance around in colorful socks. unless your getting proper box of jack rags sent to your door. ill sick to hanes all whites fuck em and chuck em.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #121 on: May 30, 2020, 04:44:49 PM »
Anyone see Lizzies new vans ad in thrasher??
Just ruined a pair of new vans socks to that. Vans seem to have a softer inside than stance can anyone confirm?

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #122 on: May 30, 2020, 04:55:43 PM »
I prefer toy machine socks

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #123 on: May 30, 2020, 06:43:12 PM »
Not going to lie this has been a thing I’ve done a few times.

Desperate times call for innovation and someone who made these definitely did this as well.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #124 on: May 30, 2020, 08:00:58 PM »
Anyone see Lizzies new vans ad in thrasher??
Just ruined a pair of new vans socks to that. Vans seem to have a softer inside than stance can anyone confirm?

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #125 on: May 30, 2020, 11:25:43 PM »
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
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Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
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Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
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I have more fake sex in a year than you'll have in your lifetime, and it's a fucking blast.

And you're goddamn right I'm a pervert, you frigid dork.
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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #126 on: May 30, 2020, 11:56:47 PM »
I've never jerked into a sock. Thats legit a thing?
Thought it was some movie trope.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #127 on: May 01, 2021, 01:14:54 PM »
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I’m super healthy and not watching porn or jerking off makes me a better person and a better skater. I don’t care if you jerk off bit thinking you are better than me because you wack your dick thinking about fake tits is insane, not funny jokes as well. Learn
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Where do I stand if I wack my homies dick while hes thinking about fake tits though? That means im normal and hes crazy right?
[close]

Probably both are gay which is just a form of retardation. Real “sex” involves procreation, so sex can only be performed between a man and a woman and the man has to ejaculate into the woman’s vagina. Anything other than that is just pure pervert shit.
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I have more fake sex in a year than you'll have in your lifetime, and it's a fucking blast.

And you're goddamn right I'm a pervert, you frigid dork.

I miss GAY like an mf.