made out with some broad i thinkkkkk is attractive? not sure yet. i was drunk so fuck yea. but it was the first time ever hanging out with her so she wouldnt let me drunkenly stab at her vagina with my penis. she said some thing like oh if that ever happened id probably never talk to you again. sounds fuckin awesome but no dice. still drunk at three thirty in the afternoon and im sure none of this makes sense.
did you just start college? that sounds reminiscent of my first months of moving to a school. All i can say is, learn fast grasshopper, learn very fast that it does not matter if you never hang out with her again. if she wouldn't hang out after you stabbed her, she's a slut, and an inexperienced one at that, grasshopper.
seriously, man, you'll meet hundreds of girls when youre drinking at school, especially before everyone has established themselves. That is, if you're just starting college.
get some mang!
I start college tomorrow.
Can't tell if I'm stoked on that or not.
this post is for you too, man. have fun. the first semester is going to be a blast of shit you've never dreamed of, and it only gets better.