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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #330 on: December 01, 2022, 09:39:54 PM »
Is it me, or was this a long winded way for him to say he’s a millionaire. While staring at me.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #331 on: December 02, 2022, 07:02:41 AM »
Is it me, or was this a long winded way for him to say he’s a millionaire. While staring at me.

you know, I bet Mikey is making eye contact with himself in the mirror while masturbating
"to h-e-double-hockey-sticks with the neigh sayers... you are a millionaire"

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #332 on: April 26, 2023, 07:47:28 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrhIF8CMz-i/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY%3D

Anyone know these dudes? They deserve some kind of prize for this level of trolling lmao.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #333 on: April 26, 2023, 08:03:33 PM »
That was amazing

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #334 on: April 26, 2023, 08:08:54 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrhIF8CMz-i/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY%3D

Anyone know these dudes? They deserve some kind of prize for this level of trolling lmao.

This brought me to actual tears.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #335 on: April 26, 2023, 08:12:36 PM »
Pure gold
Well-defined ambiguity, I'm already on somebody's list as a casualty

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #336 on: April 26, 2023, 08:19:06 PM »
holy fuck props to those dudes for keeping character, i was rolling after the first couple lines

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #337 on: April 26, 2023, 08:24:51 PM »
oh my goodness

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #338 on: April 26, 2023, 08:35:42 PM »
That was absolutely amazing. I'm sure some over serious dudes hated it, but I bet a bunch of people just loved getting that in a mundane council meeting to break up the boredom.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #339 on: April 26, 2023, 10:55:49 PM »
I wanna see councilman Taylor's reaction!

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #340 on: April 26, 2023, 11:06:18 PM »
Magical
While I don’t understand why someone would put this much effort into trolling this hawrd, I do appreciate it.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #341 on: April 26, 2023, 11:57:29 PM »
highly respectable trolling

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #342 on: April 27, 2023, 12:19:30 AM »
skateboarding narnia, emphasis on the gnar
I'm ok with theft. It happens to me all the time.
I steal too

I’m rich and smart

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #343 on: April 27, 2023, 07:19:10 AM »
Haha I knew these guys sounded familiar. They go around trolling courtrooms all over CA.


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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #344 on: April 27, 2023, 09:20:30 AM »
LOL "I was in Tahoe at the time so we tore that weekend up." *hand gestures to indicate just how tore up*

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #345 on: April 27, 2023, 11:34:51 AM »
I was in pain laughing at that. Top tier.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #346 on: April 27, 2023, 11:41:31 AM »
I was in pain laughing at that. Top tier.

when he said he grew up in san Clemente (Shecklers home) and parties with his water polo team...i lol'd

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #347 on: April 27, 2023, 11:52:22 AM »
Can someone embed the video? I would also love to laugh but I do not have an Instagram. Thanks in advance.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #348 on: April 27, 2023, 01:12:15 PM »
I just discovered on my third watch that they are wearing ties  ;D

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #349 on: April 27, 2023, 01:48:06 PM »
not even one horse joke.....6/10

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #350 on: April 27, 2023, 02:00:02 PM »
Mike Taylor is the Berra of his generation. What an absolute douche. His pyramid scheme and fake California (I got success) smile is so annoying. Please go away.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #351 on: April 27, 2023, 02:38:15 PM »
not even one horse joke.....6/10
Beating a dead horse at this point but yes it was disappointing they didn’t even try.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #352 on: April 27, 2023, 04:00:26 PM »
Can someone embed the video? I would also love to laugh but I do not have an Instagram. Thanks in advance.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #353 on: April 28, 2023, 10:01:50 AM »
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Can someone embed the video? I would also love to laugh but I do not have an Instagram. Thanks in advance.
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That was ACE'd 

Anyone know who these kids are

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #354 on: April 28, 2023, 10:21:04 AM »
These guys were on Stern years back.

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #355 on: April 28, 2023, 10:39:40 AM »
These guys are incredible and I'm almost grateful to Mikey for bringing them into my sphere of reference due to his idiotic career trajectory.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #356 on: April 28, 2023, 12:01:53 PM »
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Can someone embed the video? I would also love to laugh but I do not have an Instagram. Thanks in advance.
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emphasis on the GNAR

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #357 on: April 30, 2023, 05:58:49 PM »
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not even one horse joke.....6/10
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Beating a dead horse at this point but yes it was disappointing they didn’t even try.
I mentioned the horse jokes thing to my mom who is pretty aware of the landscape of pro skateboarding for someone who doesn't skate and her response was "is it not offensive to horses to compare them to Mikey?"

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #358 on: April 30, 2023, 10:58:09 PM »