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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #810 on: December 23, 2009, 06:08:11 AM »
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I can't believe it.
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Us losers who haven't won yet will wave to you as you cruise by.

Are you going to set it up or hang it on the wall?

I don't know yet.
Never had cruiser board before (I had skateboard that resembles cruisers of today when I was a kid), so I will wait until it ships to me. Considering that I'm in Europe it will take some time :).

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #811 on: December 23, 2009, 08:39:51 AM »
Good morning Vietnam!
hah did you watch that office re-run last night?

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #812 on: December 23, 2009, 08:40:56 AM »
I feel lucky today. I've spent the last two weeks brain dumping everything I do on to this thread. I've then put this in to a no fluff... just killer step-by-step techniques that can win me a cruiser.

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #813 on: December 23, 2009, 08:46:12 AM »
No fair, I bought "The Secrets of Winning Slap Contests Revealed" too!

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #814 on: December 23, 2009, 09:03:05 AM »
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Good morning Vietnam!
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hah did you watch that office re-run last night?

haha Dwight Mussolini

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #815 on: December 23, 2009, 09:03:44 AM »
I thought you said you were going on vacation? If I wasn't at work I wouldn't be on the computer. Don't you live in Louisiana? Shouldn't you being having son of a gun big fun on the bayou? Pick guitars, filled fruit jars and all that?

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #816 on: December 23, 2009, 09:12:00 AM »
Yeah, vacation... for me it means not traveling. I live literally around the corner from our public park, I'm just having a lazy morning and waiting for some clothes to dry and dewrinkle.

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #817 on: December 23, 2009, 09:16:07 AM »
You're ironing your underwear?

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #818 on: December 23, 2009, 09:21:08 AM »
Hell no, I'm a grown ass man... all my stuff's being thrown around in the dryer.

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #819 on: December 23, 2009, 09:27:55 AM »
Are you suggesting that ironing one's underwear is an immature or childish activity?

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #820 on: December 23, 2009, 09:30:40 AM »
Are you suggesting that ironing one's underwear is an immature or childish activity?
Dangerous while you're wearing them....

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #821 on: December 23, 2009, 09:42:13 AM »
Danger is my middle name

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #822 on: December 23, 2009, 09:55:55 AM »
this is getting intense

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #823 on: December 23, 2009, 10:02:00 AM »
Are you suggesting that ironing one's underwear is an immature or childish activity?
Now that I think about it, no... that sounds more like some sort of OCD.

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #824 on: December 23, 2009, 10:04:43 AM »
I'm not saying I do it. Hell, I can only wear a pair one time and then they have to be destroyed.

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #825 on: December 23, 2009, 10:33:59 AM »
...not that there's anything wrong with that or anything.

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #826 on: December 23, 2009, 01:26:05 PM »

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #827 on: December 23, 2009, 01:55:51 PM »
Maybe I will win the lotto instead!


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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #829 on: December 23, 2009, 02:06:11 PM »
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Good morning Vietnam!
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hah did you watch that office re-run last night?
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haha Dwight Mussolini
Nah, I just like the movie.  America #1!

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #830 on: December 23, 2009, 02:07:26 PM »
SERIOUSLY! HOLY CRAP!

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #831 on: December 23, 2009, 02:08:47 PM »
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18316-ducks-fight-the-battle-of-the-sexes-in-their-genitals.html

f ever there was a story that illustrated the lengths a male will go to have sex, it is this. Male Muscovy ducks have a penis up to 40 centimetres long – almost half the length of their body – but that's just one of the twists and turns in the story of how female and male ducks try to outsmart each other.

A female Muscovy duck chooses a mate based on her assessment of his courtship and plumage. But rejected males don't give up easily, and can force copulation on unwilling females. The long, flexible penis helps them do so.

So females have evolved to wrest back control of copulation, says Patricia Brennan at Yale University. "The males and females become locked in this arms race, each trying to dominate the outcome. It's fascinating to find such a clear and obvious example of sexual conflict."
Do the twist

The male duck's penis is spiral-shaped: like a corkscrew, it twists in a counter-clockwise direction so that sperm will target the oviduct on the female's left-hand side. In almost all birds only the left ovary is functional, but in a 2007 study, Brennan and colleagues noticed that in ducks the female's vagina twists in the opposite direction.

To see whether these clockwise twists and turns would make copulation more difficult for the male, the group managed to get male ducks to unfurl their penises into glass tubes shaped like a female's vagina. The males found it difficult to evert their penises down the length of the tube – which is what the team reckons happens in the vagina.

Brennan thinks that, while the males are evolving long and flexible penises to help them force copulations, the females are using their complex vaginal anatomy to take back control over which sperm fertilises their eggs. When a female wants to mate with her chosen partner, she can make the process easier by relaxing the muscles around the vagina entrance.

Brennan's team also timed the male's penis eversion, which took a mere one-third of a second – around 60 times faster than was previously thought (see video above). "This definitely gives the males a mechanism by which they can copulate," says Brennan, who was taken aback by the speed. "To be totally honest, I'm still in shock," she says.

Locke Rowe, an evolutionary ecologist at the University of Toronto, Canada, says the findings show a good example of antagonistic genital anatomy in animals. "This is a good piece of evidence that conflict, rather than confluence, is shaping evolution," he says.

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #833 on: December 23, 2009, 02:39:05 PM »

Watched this a few days ago... super good.

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #834 on: December 23, 2009, 03:04:33 PM »
but did you see the duck erection? That's the new shit there.

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #835 on: December 23, 2009, 03:53:39 PM »
Oddly enough, we tangentially started talking about crow cock (or lack thereof) in a thread recently... maybe one of these spam threads. It meme'd for a bit.

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #836 on: December 23, 2009, 03:57:07 PM »
Also, turtle wieners

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Re: Cruiser Winners Tally (Tuesday Winner: but fuck)
« Reply #837 on: December 24, 2009, 01:02:57 AM »
Also, turtle wieners
turtle wiener soup?

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Whale penis leather?

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