When I was in first grade, one of the local news channels came to talk to kids about Christmas. Standard "what do you want" "have you been a good fucc boi this year?" etc.
Well, for some reason when it was my turn, I told the pretty lady that I'd been to the North Pole, and been to Santa's workshop, seen reindeer etc. My memory of this is pretty vague, but I do recall that the more I talked, the lady seemed more happy so I just kept on with my bullshit I guess.
Anyway, all the adults from the elementary school thought this was great or cute or whatever and I was like a little celeb for a week or so. My mom likes to bust out the VHS of this around Christmas, but I've dodged it the past 5 years.