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Should a moderater step in and delete the spurmturd of a human being know as Newspeak ?

PLEEEEAAASSSE delete him
50 (45.9%)
I concur, he's a waste of foreskin
33 (30.3%)
No let him stay on here, to annoy the masses and flaunt his self-righteousness
26 (23.9%)

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #60 on: October 20, 2009, 12:10:31 PM »
this is all there is to it
you are a fag and no one likes you



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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #61 on: October 20, 2009, 12:23:02 PM »
Newspeak, you're hurting America, and the world. And yourself.

There are incredibly real crimes of state that require your attention and outrage.  I'd be a lot more forgiving of your blocks of text if they were about issues that were remotely relevant, or at least, you know, real.  But you're fighting an invisible monster under your bed when Ghengis Khan is in the same room as you.  And he has a crossbow, dude. A crossbow.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #62 on: October 20, 2009, 12:32:18 PM »

delete your account et253/newspeak

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #63 on: October 20, 2009, 01:11:17 PM »
i completely forgot about juno and et. lets keep him around for at least one more nervous breakdown nothing cool has been happening lately.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #64 on: October 20, 2009, 01:14:03 PM »
It was tuna and it was good!

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #65 on: October 20, 2009, 01:16:37 PM »
haven't had tuna salad in ages

i'm thinking about grilling tonight. weather's perfect for it. maybe steaks

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #66 on: October 20, 2009, 01:18:29 PM »
It was tuna and it was good!
I had a slice of garden pizza at lunch time. Assorted vegetables and a jizz-worthy cheese sauce.  It was fucking astounding

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #67 on: October 20, 2009, 01:29:11 PM »
I love Newspeak.He's got that bad boy quality to him.The kind that if my dad knew i was dating him,i would get grounded.What a reckless man!

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2009, 01:31:53 PM »
i went with shawarma sandwich



is it gay? if i want that in & around my mouth?
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #69 on: October 20, 2009, 01:37:24 PM »
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i went with shawarma sandwich


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is it gay? if i want that in & around my mouth?
No, as long as it's not made of shawarma cock.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2009, 01:43:57 PM »
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i went with shawarma sandwich


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is it gay? if i want that in & around my mouth?
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No, as long as it's not made of shawarma cock.

cool....i think im safe
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #71 on: October 20, 2009, 01:47:17 PM »
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i went with shawarma sandwich


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is it gay? if i want that in & around my mouth?

you haven't lived till you been shawarma slapped

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #72 on: October 20, 2009, 01:57:24 PM »
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i went with shawarma sandwich


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is it gay? if i want that in & around my mouth?
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you haven't lived till you been shawarma slapped

know of any good spots around LA to get slapped?
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #73 on: October 20, 2009, 02:01:09 PM »
don't know LA but any good mediterranean dive will have a good one and i'd guess LA has just as much ethnic food as houston

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #74 on: October 20, 2009, 02:48:58 PM »
I'm having a chicken salad croissant with tomato and 2 slices of over-roasted chicken on it as well. Add that with some sour cream & onion Pringles and an RC and this should be a good meal when I'm done. I added some salt and pepper with a few drops of Red wine vinegar. It's pretty tasty.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #75 on: October 20, 2009, 03:27:29 PM »
I actually got a letter from the Bohemian Grove accidentally sent to my old house. We got all excited and opened it. The contents were a let down and told us nothing.
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #76 on: October 20, 2009, 04:12:09 PM »
No. If he bothers you that much put him on ignore. This dude is a precious resource, one who will surely provide many "lulz" in the near future. For the same reason Robertson was never banned, this guy too must be kept around for the entertainment of all.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #77 on: October 20, 2009, 05:39:55 PM »
Hey guys be his friend on myspace and quit hating

http://www.myspace.com/253skateboarding

He's a cool dude.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #78 on: October 20, 2009, 05:48:34 PM »
Remind me to never buy anything from Worship skateboards.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #79 on: October 20, 2009, 06:05:07 PM »
...cowntdown til' focus... 3....2....1....

would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #80 on: October 20, 2009, 06:55:58 PM »


ew

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #81 on: October 20, 2009, 07:33:07 PM »
I hope that is his real hair. 

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #82 on: October 20, 2009, 09:34:13 PM »
i feel bad for the guy.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #83 on: October 20, 2009, 09:41:35 PM »
Remind me to never buy anything from Worship skateboards.

I am mor ethan wiling to bet that at least 75% of you are the sons of Freemasons like this guy and that's why this will never drop. I've identified myself immediately as what they call a "cowan" or anti-mason so they have been indoctrinated into a belief that I must be vilified. That's fine. The information speaks for itself to anyone who cares to listen objectively.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #84 on: October 20, 2009, 09:47:25 PM »
I added him. Unlike you X-Box 360°'d channel-flipping BK Whopper-chewing drones this kid knows what's up.
Skate videos have been downhill ever since 411VM #20

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #85 on: October 20, 2009, 09:55:24 PM »
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i went with shawarma sandwich


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is it gay? if i want that in & around my mouth?
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you haven't lived till you been shawarma slapped
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know of any good spots around LA to get slapped?


there is one right around the corner from platform called alladin jr with some bitchin chicken ones for a few bucks.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #86 on: October 20, 2009, 09:57:26 PM »
Newspeak, you're hurting America, and the world. And yourself.

There are incredibly real crimes of state that require your attention and outrage.  I'd be a lot more forgiving of your blocks of text if they were about issues that were remotely relevant, or at least, you know, real.  But you're fighting an invisible monster under your bed when Ghengis Khan is in the same room as you.  And he has a crossbow, dude. A crossbow.

seriously? dude Freemasonry is the largest religion in the world right now. More than twice the size of Islam and Christianity put together. This is also where all these other barbaric mainstream religions (that just about eveyrone cna agree are fucking up the world and the minds of the common people, starting wars over imaginary gods and causing common people to divide and persecute each other based on what invisible cloud man they pander to so as not to be smited or excluded from their idea of paradise after death) originated from. But, at the very LEAST, there is a local church of witchcraft known as the Masonic lodge (and probably temples of higher orders of secret societies as well) in literally every town and city, no matter the size, in every country in the world. Towns here in America that very well might not have a Mosque but would have a Christian church still have a Masonic lodge, and likewise cities that would never have a Christian church in places like Afghanistan still have a Masonic lodge as well. It's also tradition for cops to be initiated. there is a side order known as the Fraternal Order of Police that has a chapter in every state http://www.wafop.com/ these cops are being initiated into a religion that indoctrinates them into believing that they are living gods compared to the rest of us. How's that for disconcerting? My friends live right next door to the blue lodge across the street from the local elementary school on Pioneer here in my town of Puyallup and sometimes two or three cops cars with two cops in each will show up and chill in the parking lot all night just bullshitting with each other. That's your tax dollars hard at work right there. We're paying these guys god money to go fuck around in the parking lot of the local church of witchcraft all night. What worries me even more to think about is whether they go there and do taht on their own or if they're being assigned to post up there by their superior officers who run the bureaucratic side of the justice system. I also have a friend who just got back from Iraq but he still owed some time to the Marines so they gave him a desk job and he was telling me that after a certain rank all his CO's had been recruited by the Masonic lodge, and all of them had Masonic emblems on their license  plates.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #87 on: October 20, 2009, 09:58:56 PM »
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i went with shawarma sandwich


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is it gay? if i want that in & around my mouth?
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you haven't lived till you been shawarma slapped
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know of any good spots around LA to get slapped?
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there is one right around the corner from platform called alladin jr with some bitchin chicken ones for a few bucks.

I still havent been to Aladdin i keep hearing good things. Is it gay if i say we should both hit it up soon?
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #88 on: October 20, 2009, 10:02:11 PM »
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Remind me to never buy anything from Worship skateboards.
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I am mor ethan wiling to bet that at least 75% of you are the sons of Freemasons like this guy and that's why this will never drop. I've identified myself immediately as what they call a "cowan" or anti-mason so they have been indoctrinated into a belief that I must be vilified. That's fine. The information speaks for itself to anyone who cares to listen objectively.
why are you so paranoid?
you might need this
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/build.html

not writing in a coherent paragraph form doesn't help show whatever sanity you have

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #89 on: October 20, 2009, 10:02:59 PM »
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i went with shawarma sandwich


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is it gay? if i want that in & around my mouth?
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you haven't lived till you been shawarma slapped
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know of any good spots around LA to get slapped?
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there is one right around the corner from platform called alladin jr with some bitchin chicken ones for a few bucks.
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I still havent been to Aladdin i keep hearing good things. Is it gay if i say we should both hit it up soon?

as long as we don't match outfits its should be cool.  :-*
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.