Lurpiv Struggling Already

[Makaveli]

The lopsided ratio of Ace Truck focused comments vs. Lurpiv focused comments on what was supposed to be a Lurpiv thread really displays how well it’s going for Oski’s brand.

[mj23]

 Oski’s Bunt interview was really interesting, especially when he talked about spending a month living at Tony Hawk’s house. Oski was really inspired by Hawk’s marketing grind. He also mentioned wanting to be a “philanthropist” in the future. In other words, Oski fancies himself a businessman grindset type guy. Moving to Texas would make a lot of sense, if that rumor is true. It’s a state that’s very popular with business owner types who care more about “no income tax” than they do about anything else. It also has killer skateparks. I don’t know anything about Lurpiv tho, who cares. I skate Aces.

[Allen.]

Moving to Texas huh? Dude sounds like he is 18 months from starting a podcast

[cilantro]

Man I can already imagine all the cool adventures he’ll have in Texas:
Oski buys a gun
Oski gets his teeth done in Progreso because medical services are cheaper
Oski hangs out at Barton springs and gets a thigh stick’n’poke
Oski eats a Barbacoa taco with big red while watching a Spurs game

[burm]

He will probably do all those things including the podcast because according to the mentioned Bunt episode he will be off the board for a long time

[burm]

Definitely weird they didn’t talk about Lurps in the interview once

[HugeBodBoyle]

Man I can already imagine all the cool adventures he’ll have in Texas:
Oski buys a gun
Oski gets his teeth done in Progreso because medical services are cheaper
Oski hangs out at Barton springs and gets a thigh stick’n’poke
Oski eats a Barbacoa taco with big red while watching a Spurs game

Oski goes to the Round Rock Ikea and just giggles
Oski goes to HEB and drops a glass bottle of Topo Chico on the floor
Oski eats at Whataburger and can't figure out why people line up at In n Out

[mj23]

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Man I can already imagine all the cool adventures he’ll have in Texas:
Oski buys a gun
Oski gets his teeth done in Progreso because medical services are cheaper
Oski hangs out at Barton springs and gets a thigh stick’n’poke
Oski eats a Barbacoa taco with big red while watching a Spurs game

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Oski goes to the Round Rock Ikea and just giggles
Oski goes to HEB and drops a glass bottle of Topo Chico on the floor
Oski eats at Whataburger and can't figure out why people line up at In n Out

Oski gets heat stroke walking across a Hobby Lobby parking lot
Oski rides a dirt bike up and down 5 Hips Ditch
Oski gets drunk and cuts down a tree at House Park

[IpathCats]

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Man I can already imagine all the cool adventures he’ll have in Texas:
Oski buys a gun
Oski gets his teeth done in Progreso because medical services are cheaper
Oski hangs out at Barton springs and gets a thigh stick’n’poke
Oski eats a Barbacoa taco with big red while watching a Spurs game

[close]

Oski goes to the Round Rock Ikea and just giggles
Oski goes to HEB and drops a glass bottle of Topo Chico on the floor
Oski eats at Whataburger and can't figure out why people line up at In n Out

[close]

Oski gets heat stroke walking across a Hobby Lobby parking lot
Oski rides a dirt bike up and down 5 Hips Ditch
Oski gets drunk and cuts down a tree at House Park

Oski pulls a complete 180 and goes full blown diesel truck driving USA chanting maniac
Oski brings lurpiv production to the states
Oski adopts the iron cross as the lurpiv logo

Oh fuck, oh fuck, go back, this timeline is fucked.

[BALARGUE]

Definitely weird they didn’t talk about Lurps in the interview once

Better not talk about a sinking ship ?

[warmonke]

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Definitely weird they didn’t talk about Lurps in the interview once

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Better not talk about a sinking ship ?

I dunno, they usually do ask about stuff like that, they got Cyrus to talk about all the 917 shit

[s0sa]

Oski of lurpiv

[manysnakes]

In the gear forum, someone related running into Oski last week at a skatepark and talking to him about his new prototype silver Lurps.

[somethingmustbreaknow]

Lurpiv of lurpiv ?

[slobburnquist]

He is skating the De la soul dunks from like 2015 and ville and K. Rod look young af. This has to be pre piv

[offkilter]

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Man I can already imagine all the cool adventures he’ll have in Texas:
Oski buys a gun
Oski gets his teeth done in Progreso because medical services are cheaper
Oski hangs out at Barton springs and gets a thigh stick’n’poke
Oski eats a Barbacoa taco with big red while watching a Spurs game

[close]

Oski goes to the Round Rock Ikea and just giggles
Oski goes to HEB and drops a glass bottle of Topo Chico on the floor
Oski eats at Whataburger and can't figure out why people line up at In n Out

[close]

Oski gets heat stroke walking across a Hobby Lobby parking lot
Oski rides a dirt bike up and down 5 Hips Ditch
Oski gets drunk and cuts down a tree at House Park

[close]

Oski pulls a complete 180 and goes full blown diesel truck driving USA chanting maniac
Oski brings lurpiv production to the states
Oski adopts the iron cross as the lurpiv logo

Oh fuck, oh fuck, go back, this timeline is fucked.

Oski lives in a quiet residential area and has a pack of 6 dogs that roam free in his front yard and chase you when you ride your bike by
Oski eats tacos from a gas station in Dallas
Oski covers himself in calamine lotion after falling into a bushel of poison ivy on a hike

[IpathCats]

Oski of lurpiv

thats old footy, oski is testing some polished lurpivs currently

[figureitout]

Oski of lurpiv

Actually Oski of Texas (Teh-ha)

[Southernmost]

Definitely weird they didn’t talk about Lurps in the interview once

Weird if they didn’t bring it up but maybe it was Oski’s call not to talk about it. The Bunt has said before they’ve let guests change answers or nix convos from the published interview.

[Baby on Board]

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Man I can already imagine all the cool adventures he’ll have in Texas:
Oski buys a gun
Oski gets his teeth done in Progreso because medical services are cheaper
Oski hangs out at Barton springs and gets a thigh stick’n’poke
Oski eats a Barbacoa taco with big red while watching a Spurs game

[close]

Oski goes to the Round Rock Ikea and just giggles
Oski goes to HEB and drops a glass bottle of Topo Chico on the floor
Oski eats at Whataburger and can't figure out why people line up at In n Out

[close]

Oski gets heat stroke walking across a Hobby Lobby parking lot
Oski rides a dirt bike up and down 5 Hips Ditch
Oski gets drunk and cuts down a tree at House Park

[close]

Oski pulls a complete 180 and goes full blown diesel truck driving USA chanting maniac
Oski brings lurpiv production to the states
Oski adopts the iron cross as the lurpiv logo

Oh fuck, oh fuck, go back, this timeline is fucked.

[close]

Oski lives in a quiet residential area and has a pack of 6 dogs that roam free in his front yard and chase you when you ride your bike by
Oski eats tacos from a gas station in Dallas
Oski covers himself in calamine lotion after falling into a bushel of poison ivy on a hike

Oski goes to Galveston, grinds over the keyhole at the park and goes swimming in the gulf ocean 
Oski exclusively gets gas and snacks from buccees

[IpathCats]

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Man I can already imagine all the cool adventures he’ll have in Texas:
Oski buys a gun
Oski gets his teeth done in Progreso because medical services are cheaper
Oski hangs out at Barton springs and gets a thigh stick’n’poke
Oski eats a Barbacoa taco with big red while watching a Spurs game

[close]

Oski goes to the Round Rock Ikea and just giggles
Oski goes to HEB and drops a glass bottle of Topo Chico on the floor
Oski eats at Whataburger and can't figure out why people line up at In n Out

[close]

Oski gets heat stroke walking across a Hobby Lobby parking lot
Oski rides a dirt bike up and down 5 Hips Ditch
Oski gets drunk and cuts down a tree at House Park

[close]

Oski pulls a complete 180 and goes full blown diesel truck driving USA chanting maniac
Oski brings lurpiv production to the states
Oski adopts the iron cross as the lurpiv logo

Oh fuck, oh fuck, go back, this timeline is fucked.

[close]

Oski lives in a quiet residential area and has a pack of 6 dogs that roam free in his front yard and chase you when you ride your bike by
Oski eats tacos from a gas station in Dallas
Oski covers himself in calamine lotion after falling into a bushel of poison ivy on a hike

[close]

Oski goes to Galveston, grinds over the keyhole at the park and goes swimming in the gulf ocean 
Oski exclusively gets gas and snacks from buccees

Oski starts putting on weight from all the buccees food and loses what little pop he had  (no more street clips)
Oski finds that with his now greater mass comes an increase in velocity
Oski becomes a downhill skater and moves back to sweeden to skate downhill
The cycle begins again

[shpongle]

Anyone still riding lurpiv’s? I am thinking about trying them out. I know people said they broke down and had the worst quality control but idk i still want to try new skate gear.

[augustmoon]

Pontus just posted the updated Lurpiv on instagram, and seems involved with the company moving forward.  I’d expect them to be out again soon

[GAY]

If you rearrange the letters and separate them into two almost words you get Il Purv

I'll perv

I think you see where I'm going with all of this.

[backside_frontside]

Can Pontus save Turdpiv and make it the Big Bois of the carvy truck market?

[Szechuan]

If you rearrange the letters and separate them into two almost words you get Il Purv

I'll perv

I think you see where I'm going with all of this.

Is there a Lil' Perv in the game already? If not there def should be, and whom would it be?

[Southernmost]

Pontus just posted the updated Lurpiv on instagram, and seems involved with the company moving forward.  I’d expect them to be out again soon

What post? I couldn’t find it.

[jgonzalez]

If you rearrange the letters and separate them into two almost words you get Il Purv

I'll perv

I think you see where I'm going with all of this.

‘Purv Vert

Il Purve souvent.

[jakeumms]

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If you rearrange the letters and separate them into two almost words you get Il Purv

I'll perv

I think you see where I'm going with all of this.

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‘Purv Vert

Il Purve souvent.

The Ill Purv verse on that Lil Blurp track is pretty nice

[radcunt]

Slurpiv Up.  If Pontus rebrands it with some cool logo, makes them 90s somehow and fixes the kingpin, it'll be huge.