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Title: What professional sports would skaters play?
Post by: Rubbrick on May 04, 2021, 07:20:37 AM: If skaters were professional athletes, what sports would they play? Not based on what sports they actually play, but their personality & skating (otherwise they would all be golfers)

Nakel - gymnastics
Reynolds - baseball (1st baseman)
Sean Pablo - Figure skating
Chris Roberts - bowling
Tony Hawk - Cross country
Cab - wrestling
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Post by: Gnarfunkell on May 04, 2021, 07:40:05 AM: Busenitz: F1 racer
Mike Mo: Fortnite
Suciu: Cricket
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Post by: Vinz on May 04, 2021, 07:46:18 AM: Biebel: Football
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Post by: SatanicPanic on May 04, 2021, 07:50:02 AM: Shaun White- snowboarding
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Post by: tuesday on May 04, 2021, 08:11:21 AM: Rodney: chess
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Post by: TastyBurrito on May 04, 2021, 08:16:31 AM: GX1000 - Bobsled
Pedro Delfino - Luge
Milton, Provost, Figgy- Curling
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Post by: Rubbrick on May 04, 2021, 08:18:27 AM: Quote from: SatanicPanic on May 04, 2021, 07:50:02 AM
~~Shaun White~~ Cardiel - snowboarding
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Post by: Jewel Runner on May 04, 2021, 08:23:48 AM: Donta Hill - Volleyball

He doesn't have to jump or anything he just lifts his arms
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Post by: Freelancevagrant on May 04, 2021, 08:28:20 AM: Cardiel - snowboarding (obvi) but he did play safety as a kid, so football too
Julien - baseball, shortstop or 2nd
Frank gerwer - 3rd base coach
Chris pfanner- tennis, or baseball, center field
Daan- tennis
Grosso - baseball, pitcher (closer)
Jason Lee - baseball, centerfield
Gonz - soccer or swimming
Natas - curling
Hasoi - pickleball
Moose - table tennis
Reynolds - football, quarterback
Tyshawn - football, tailback
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Post by: CannerSpaghetti on May 04, 2021, 08:31:44 AM: Ben Koppl - interpretive dance
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Post by: urbneathme on May 04, 2021, 08:40:30 AM: ben kadow feels like the type of kid that was really dorky and also very good at karate
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Post by: Easy Slider on May 04, 2021, 08:45:50 AM: Mike V. = Hockey ;D
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Post by: Bakerthrice on May 04, 2021, 08:51:29 AM: (https://soloskatemag.com/upload/Storage/soloskatemag_t-funk_tumblrtime_pic.jpg)

(http://theboardr.blob.core.windows.net/headshots/377_900.jpg)

(http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/buffalonews.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/b/76/b761f60d-9a5d-5e36-80ff-c1648d386922/5ef13bbce04c5.image.jpg)

They are both in the last photo
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Post by: Freelancevagrant on May 04, 2021, 09:07:07 AM: Quote from: Bakerthrice on May 04, 2021, 08:51:29 AM
(https://soloskatemag.com/upload/Storage/soloskatemag_t-funk_tumblrtime_pic.jpg)

(http://theboardr.blob.core.windows.net/headshots/377_900.jpg)

(http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/buffalonews.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/b/76/b761f60d-9a5d-5e36-80ff-c1648d386922/5ef13bbce04c5.image.jpg)

They are both in the last photo

Pretty sure that’s jawn gardner dude.
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Post by: Wizard0f0dds on May 04, 2021, 09:13:55 AM: Caleb Barnett: Basketball - Power Forward
Kevin White: Basketball - Small Forward
Tyshawn Jones: Basketball - Shooting guard
Sage Elsesser: Basketball - Point Guard
Nik Stain: Hockey - Center
Cyrus Bennett: Hockey - Winger
John Fitzgerald: Hockey - Defenseman
Andrew Allen: Golf
Berle: Dylan Rieder fan club MVP
The very obvious one* Jon Dickson - Wrestling
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Post by: Freelancevagrant on May 04, 2021, 09:16:03 AM: Steve Berra - bench warming/left out
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Post by: sometimeperhaps on May 04, 2021, 09:23:17 AM: Hjalte & Brian Anderson would be hockey players for the Flyers in the 80’s.
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Post by: Far from relevant on May 04, 2021, 09:28:57 AM: Koston could be a golfer, because he really likes golf ?
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Post by: rock2fakie on May 04, 2021, 09:37:49 AM: Ray Barbee - modern ballet
Maite - capoeira
Nick Boserio - downhill mountainbiking
Sage Elsesser - hurdling
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Post by: AfterBlackEnderEnder on May 04, 2021, 10:00:54 AM: Fred Gall - professional Bowler or over-the-top arm wrestler, via Stallone. Maybe darts.
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Post by: Keep_on_Chooglin on May 04, 2021, 10:12:21 AM: Alexis "OOOOHHHHHYEAAAAAHHHHH" Lacroix - Ski Jump
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Post by: SatanicPanic on May 04, 2021, 11:23:43 AM: Quote from: Rubbrick on May 04, 2021, 08:18:27 AM
Quote from: SatanicPanic on May 04, 2021, 07:50:02 AM
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~~Shaun White~~ Cardiel - snowboarding
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As much as I like Cards I think Shaun had the better snowboard career. Not that I care because I don’t like snowboarding because of all the snow
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Post by: Dirk_Diggler on May 04, 2021, 11:32:05 AM: Quote from: fs180 on May 04, 2021, 08:19:50 AM
Cory Kennedy - Stock Car Racer

or playing darts because nobody sees your alcohol addiction as a problem since you are white

What?
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Post by: formula420 on May 04, 2021, 11:47:38 AM: Gino on hockey
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Post by: Uncle Flea on May 04, 2021, 11:51:31 AM: Dill and Ave synchronized swimming.
Ave gets angry focusing pickle in the shallow end.
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Post by: Allez_Jambon on May 04, 2021, 11:52:56 AM: stu graham and bill danforth play magic the gathering
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Post by: TheFandangler on May 04, 2021, 11:58:14 AM: BA - hockey
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Post by: Circaskater420 on May 04, 2021, 12:17:00 PM: Blodney=Golf
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Post by: lucascbn on May 04, 2021, 12:22:03 PM: Quote from: fs180 on May 04, 2021, 08:19:50 AM
Cory Kennedy - Stock Car Racer

or playing darts because nobody sees your alcohol addiction as a problem since you are white

very unfortunate post
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Post by: snowballz on May 04, 2021, 12:24:30 PM: Quote from: Easy Slider on May 04, 2021, 08:45:50 AM
Mike V. = Hockey ;D

or Mike V MMA/Boxing
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Post by: Rubbrick on May 04, 2021, 12:36:07 PM: Nora - Badminton
Fabiana - Softball (3rd base)
Leticia - CrossFit
Leo Baker - Fencing
Sheezy - Rugby
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Post by: Frank on May 04, 2021, 12:39:26 PM: busenitz: very fast mid fielder for german national soccerteam

nora: indoor volleyball

leticia: beach volleyball

sebo walker: some weird shit like curling

b.a.: discus throwing or ice hockey

jamie foy could be a good weightlifter i guess if he muscled up. he's almost as wide as he is tall already.

gino: tennis of course

geoff rowley is throwing spears to also perfect his hunting technique

alex olson as a pro water polo player

heath kirchart playing professional snooker and making every opponent nervous with his stare.

alexis sablone: that flick screams after a karate medal
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Post by: donkey on May 04, 2021, 12:54:07 PM: chris milic - tae kwon do

jesse alba - ping pong
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Post by: Mitchell_Stevens_7 on May 04, 2021, 12:56:18 PM: Ishod - olympic decathlon
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Post by: Tuff Lover on May 04, 2021, 06:02:54 PM: Quote from: Rubbrick on May 04, 2021, 07:20:37 AM
If skaters were professional athletes, what sports would they play? Not based on what sports they actually play, but their personality & skating (otherwise they would all be golfers)

Skaters aren't professional athletes?

Golf is a sport?

Soccer, Basketball, Tennis...
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Post by: Cousin Avi on May 04, 2021, 07:23:51 PM: Lucas - Football (soccer)
Koston - Jai Alai
Penny - chess
PJ - Ping Pong
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Post by: Grim Deeds on May 04, 2021, 10:59:04 PM: Neen Williams - strongman competitions
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Post by: switchfrontshuv on May 04, 2021, 11:35:01 PM: " Cory Kennedy - stock car racer "

THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A VIOLATION PERSONALLY I WOULDNT HAVE IT
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Post by: Vitriol on May 05, 2021, 05:03:16 AM: Suciu --> Biathlon

Andy Roy --> FMX

Navarette --> Wrestling

Aurélien Giraud --> Aggressive inline rollerblading

Richie Jackson --> Roller derby

Gou Miyagi --> Mini-golf

Jarne and Phil --> Rafting

Nora --> Crossfit
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Post by: Hyliannightmare on May 05, 2021, 06:43:35 AM: Basketball
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Post by: ok boomer on May 05, 2021, 06:47:29 AM: David Loy - masturbator
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Post by: Sluggloaph on May 05, 2021, 07:30:10 AM: Provost on nascar.
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Post by: duniwayRobber on May 05, 2021, 09:59:42 AM: Quote from: Sluggloaph on May 05, 2021, 07:30:10 AM
Provost on nascar.

I guess if he can skate 20 beers deep...
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Post by: lahloid on May 05, 2021, 10:22:44 AM: Mark Suciu - Quidditch
Daan van der Linden - Fierljeppen
Brandon Biebel - Guy that duct tapes all the nerds ass cheeks together
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Post by: Frank on May 05, 2021, 02:32:21 PM: Quote from: Hyliannightmare on May 05, 2021, 06:43:35 AM
slash-Basketball ball
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Post by: ziggy on May 05, 2021, 02:40:19 PM: I would actually like to see a 5 a side skateboarder soccer match between the South Americans and the Europeans
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Post by: figureitout on May 05, 2021, 03:34:50 PM: Quote from: SatanicPanic on May 04, 2021, 07:50:02 AM
Shaun White- snowboarding

lol +1