silent bob survives heart attack

[shark tits]

and won't shut up about it. i usedta fuck w/ k.smith from clerks to his first couple movies w/ jason lee and them. dude is an overblown liberal comic book shithead anymore but i don't wish him dead behind that.
dude goes 'i faced my biggest fear [dying] and i'm not scared.'
my man, that's your biggest fear? not being in a brazilian prison w/ giant spiders and mean cellies?
not getting paralyzed?
not getting a horrible infection and loosing a limb?
watching everything you love die?
yeah, 'death w/out dignity' is bad but there's way worse fears out there. smug ass jersey joker. i bet i sounded like this after my first od.
http://comicbook.com/movies/2018/02/26/kevin-smith-heart-attack-hospital/

[feedmeseymour]

although dogma, clerks, and mallrats were and still are the amazing movies i lost respect for dude when i was a comic book nerd as a kid and he would start a series then not finish it.

[JusticeAbberdash]

There's cocaine whispers!

[Sleazy]

time to put the cheese steak down bruh and get some exercise

[slappies]

I know there is no way to confirm anything, but I'd like to believe there's a little bit of magic in those massive jorts of his that kept him alive.

[shark tits]

I know there is no way to confirm anything, but I'd like to believe there's a little bit of magic in those massive jorts of his that kept him alive.

you should work that into your act.
maybe jay doing impromptu CPR while shouting 'somebody help! snootchy bootchies, ol' lardass is down! medic, i need a medic! he can't die, this motherfucker owes me money and shit'

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

He's lucky to even be here today

[slappies]

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I know there is no way to confirm anything, but I'd like to believe there's a little bit of magic in those massive jorts of his that kept him alive.

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you should work that into your act.
maybe jay doing impromptu CPR while shouting 'somebody help! snootchy bootchies, ol' lardass is down! medic, i need a medic! he can't die, this motherfucker owes me money and shit'

Jay reading a eulogy might make for a good bit, fuck it, I'm scrapping all my current material and becoming an impressions comic. Clerks universe only, hitting a pretty niche demographic.

[Abyss1]

wasn't mallrats the first film Stan Lee appeared in ...still love that movie

[brycickle]

Hardly anyone survives this particular type of MI. Basically, the entire left side of his heart was getting no oxygen. Lucky dude.

[iKobrakai]

Damn, you guys are really invested in him. Loved Mallrats, still have it on DVD.

[Silent Bob.]

Tough crowd...

Would it help if I mentioned that I was flying a plane full of orphaned kittens over a children’s hospital at the time?

Coz that’s my worst fear. Dying then my death causing the subsequent fiery doom of countless kittens and children.

And beetroot. I fucking loathe beetroot

[Mundungus]

He was on Hannibal Buress' podcast not that long ago, and mentioned he was trying to live a lot healthier these days.

[shit_for_brains]

Oh wow a great big fat guy's heart exploded who could have seen that coming

[Hmmmm Nice Bike]

He was on Hannibal Buress' podcast not that long ago, and mentioned he was trying to live a lot healthier these days.

I haven't listened to this but I remember him losing around 100 pounds in recent years. Honestly Kevin Smith kinda fell off a bit but he seems like a great dude and is enjoying what he does for a living so if people wanna hate on him it's their problem.