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never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« on: January 21, 2021, 03:41:36 PM »
anyone from Australia can tell you, kangaroos are dangerous. every year they drown dozens of people as well as beat a few to death. this dog was an asshole for entering the kangaroo's lair but once there, it's the laws of the outback.

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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2021, 06:07:59 PM »
Why cant I find the sloth in a box chimpanzee getting buck thread that was here forever?

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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2021, 06:14:40 PM »
is that the one w/ all the skate memes? or no, that's 'yes, no, no, yes' or something. maybe it got removed for [andy roy voice] bad language!

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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2021, 06:31:51 PM »
We go to Monarto Zoo every so often in South Australia and you can walk right up the kangaroos.
Some of the large cunts are super intimidating.
Especially when they just lay there looking at you as if to say "take one step closer"
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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2021, 06:40:17 PM »
my hockey skates are made of kangaroo leather i'm sorry world

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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2021, 06:41:32 PM »
my krux trucks are made of velvet

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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2021, 06:44:41 PM »
this topic completely changed my outlook on kangaroos and frankly australia as a whole

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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2021, 07:08:59 PM »
this topic completely changed my outlook on kangaroos and frankly australia as a whole
everything in australia can kill you. trigger warning on this one.....

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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2021, 08:52:06 PM »
If i was the owner i would be getting my dog the fuck outta there instead of filming a kangeroo trying to drown my dog but yeah, i live in sydney so dont see kangeroos in the wild often, only when down the coast on holidays or some shit, i wouldnt fuck with em


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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2021, 09:05:52 PM »
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okay, now that's scary  :o

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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2021, 09:25:32 PM »
not sure where this is but holy hell! drop the kid, bird!

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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2021, 09:26:12 PM »


Edit
I dunno if this makes me a racist or just a fuck head but I like that king Percy cunt, this ones pretty funny too


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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2021, 09:58:16 PM »
Why cant I find the sloth in a box chimpanzee getting buck thread that was here forever?
Finally found it

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=35859.msg916056#msg916056

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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2021, 10:12:57 PM »
Never understood how some shitty people can film their packs of dogs being aggressive towards wild animals.
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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2021, 11:27:04 PM »
This is just my speculation cause the times I’ve gone shooting I never saw a camera

But I reckon it’s just like a hobby for some people
Particularly pigs, cunts will watch that shit again and again try see how it could have gone better and how their dogs go etc

I remember rowing at school and we got filmed heaps training, so we could watch it later and the coach could say see this right here this is fucked but this bit here’s great, do it like that mate
I seen people on this website post footage for feedback like where they can improve, same thing really

Honestly going after creatures, it kind of leaves me cold, I mean love me some hectic videos of skate slams and femur breaks etc but in real life gore and killing is a bit much for me. My sister had a pet domestic pig when we were young and they can be beautiful animals

There’s definitely blokes get too into it and you can tell they’re loving it when they cut the pigs throat
Seeing cunts eyes when they do that and they’re loving it always makes me feel proper gross about everything and I mean I wouldn’t go on about it but I file that away in my head like yep, fuckwit confirmed

Dad had a mate used to go after pigs solo with an assegai and a knife. I reckon that’s way more honorable. Still pretty yucky, though
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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2021, 12:05:01 AM »
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this topic completely changed my outlook on kangaroos and frankly australia as a whole
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everything in australia can kill you. trigger warning on this one.....


That's a goliath bird eating spider. My buddy had one as a pet. They mainly eat crickets and shit. But he once got it to eat a mouse and the fucker was so full its didnt move at all for about a year. It's not common for them to eat large prey (I'm assuming in natural habitat because it leaves them as the prey).

They also kick these lil barbed hairs of their ass if threatened, and when inhaled it feels like you have old school insulation stuck in your throat and lungs and it fuckin sucks
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Re: never get in the water w/ a kangaroo
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2021, 02:26:59 AM »
Ah the perfect pet