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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #60 on: September 13, 2023, 09:40:34 AM »
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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #61 on: September 13, 2023, 01:13:02 PM »
i hope lofi study/corporate background music completely dies in 2024. shit sounding hella goofy with such a sterile vanilla ass mix
It already sounds whipped up in AI. My prediction is that all background music will be AI generated as soon as next year. Pond5 is in trouble but podcasters aren't always musicians so maybe it will work out.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #62 on: October 06, 2023, 08:54:54 AM »
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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #63 on: October 06, 2023, 09:25:23 AM »
Seems unlikely but I wanna see mean switch impossibles become standard
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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #64 on: October 06, 2023, 09:56:59 AM »
People quitting skating

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2023, 09:58:07 AM »
Uncle Flea back on jail for defending Trans Story hour.

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #66 on: October 06, 2023, 11:07:08 AM »
Ai mash ups/ covers

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2023, 12:32:46 PM »
Someone will try to CGI the landing of a trick and try to get away with it

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2023, 01:07:32 PM »
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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2023, 03:40:19 PM »
Uncle Flea back on jail for defending Trans Story hour.

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Fuck em up Flea!
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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2023, 04:14:32 PM »
political incorrectness

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #71 on: October 06, 2023, 09:32:25 PM »
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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2023, 10:40:12 PM »
Seems unlikely but I wanna see mean switch impossibles become standard
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a legit (Dylanesque) switch impossible.

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #73 on: October 07, 2023, 07:50:04 AM »
More shitty couture with ugly patterns and colors. Things will start to get cleaner in 2025 at the earliest.

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #74 on: October 07, 2023, 09:44:40 AM »
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God I hope not.
I can't decide which aspect I dislike more about that audio garbage: the cavity inducing pop, or the fact that it was fronted by an Aryan Supremacist clown.

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #75 on: October 10, 2023, 06:53:53 AM »
Globalist goofs will decide that skateboarding is not good for the environment or necessary and cancel skateboarding altogether.

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #76 on: October 10, 2023, 07:07:55 AM »
Skating blanks.

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #77 on: October 10, 2023, 07:16:50 AM »
It's not great for the environment, but the average Home Depot probably stocks more plywood than the skate industry produces in a year. Wheels break down into microplastics, but I've got news for you about car tires, stretch pants, and grocery bags.

In a perfect world, we'd probably have to curb skateboarding, but for so long as we continue to chop up forests to build ever expanding suburbs, blow the tops off of mountains to extract coal, spew gas in various forms into the environment, and open-pit mine lithium so wealthy liberals can feel good about their automobile purchases, I don't see how anyone could too harshly judge skateboarding for its environmental impact
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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #78 on: October 10, 2023, 07:39:49 AM »
Irl trends: fake self help from washed up addicts trying to stay relevant.

Online: skaters pretending to give a shit about the environment or social justice just like everyone else.

The counter culture and it's corresponding talking points and opinions are now brought to you by meticulously crafted ai feedback data driven focus groups owned by one holding company worth more than most countries in Africa.

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #79 on: October 10, 2023, 07:59:44 AM »
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Seems unlikely but I wanna see mean switch impossibles become standard
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I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a legit (Dylanesque) switch impossible.

watch a Walker Ryan part

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #80 on: October 10, 2023, 12:43:24 PM »
People skating to 90’s country hits wearing pearl snap shirts

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #81 on: October 10, 2023, 12:51:56 PM »
Irl trends: fake self help from washed up addicts trying to stay relevant.

Online: skaters pretending to give a shit about the environment or social justice just like everyone else.

The counter culture and it's corresponding talking points and opinions are now brought to you by meticulously crafted ai feedback data driven focus groups owned by one holding company worth more than most countries in Africa.

really burnt out on that one
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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #82 on: October 10, 2023, 01:05:45 PM »
Someone will try to CGI the landing of a trick and try to get away with it

I can’t recall if I originally saw this on skateperception back in the day but it always stuck with me.



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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #83 on: October 10, 2023, 02:21:02 PM »
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Irl trends: fake self help from washed up addicts trying to stay relevant.

Online: skaters pretending to give a shit about the environment or social justice just like everyone else.

The counter culture and it's corresponding talking points and opinions are now brought to you by meticulously crafted ai feedback data driven focus groups owned by one holding company worth more than most countries in Africa.
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really burnt out on that one

I do understand, but isn't it at least better than people not giving a fuck or knowing anything?
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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #84 on: October 10, 2023, 06:12:36 PM »
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Irl trends: fake self help from washed up addicts trying to stay relevant.

Online: skaters pretending to give a shit about the environment or social justice just like everyone else.

The counter culture and it's corresponding talking points and opinions are now brought to you by meticulously crafted ai feedback data driven focus groups owned by one holding company worth more than most countries in Africa.
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really burnt out on that one
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I do understand, but isn't it at least better than people not giving a fuck or knowing anything?

Nope. Many people have already started giving less of a fuck and also there's a growing number who give a fuck conditionally and performatively. Both are detrimental.

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #85 on: October 10, 2023, 06:19:11 PM »
Hey ya'll it's Trendwatch not We're All Fucked Watch
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #86 on: October 10, 2023, 07:44:36 PM »
Character head hats. Seen a few walking through town and a few in video’s recently.
These kinda things:

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #87 on: October 10, 2023, 09:07:30 PM »
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Ace of Bass
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God I hope not.
I can't decide which aspect I dislike more about that audio garbage: the cavity inducing pop, or the fact that it was fronted by an Aryan Supremacist clown.
it worked for Burzum...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #88 on: October 10, 2023, 11:24:22 PM »
Polar denim becoming extremely popular outside of skateboarding
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Re: Trendwatch 2024
« Reply #89 on: October 11, 2023, 12:26:47 AM »
Polar denim becoming extremely popular outside of skateboarding
This has been the case in Aus for 3 years at least