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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: tkp on August 20, 2018, 11:53:25 AM
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Ok, maybe not. But this guy is trying to peace out Ted Cruz.
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/402625-beto-orourke-skateboards-through-whataburger-parking-lot
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Dude is legit. Ted Cruz is a weird abomination.
Vote Beto and Make America Skate Again.
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almost makes me want to finally register to vote. uh actually nvm.
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looks like that wasn't his first time. that's rad. i live in his district and definitely prefer voting for him over ted cruz but that's a pretty low bar.
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almost makes me want to finally register to vote. uh actually nvm.
You should still register to vote.
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He surprisingly didn't look awkward riding that board.
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almost makes me want to finally register to vote. uh actually nvm.
You should still register to vote.
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I wonder who the highest-ranking government official to have ever kickflipped is
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Beto's a fucking kook.
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He's pandering but I'm going to allow this because fuck Rafael "Ted" Cruz.
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acceptable pandering in my book. please go vote, especially if you live in texas. fuck ted cruz
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Tic tac game is on point, but the Stacy Peralta imitation style is a little circumspect.
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I wonder who the highest-ranking government official to have ever kickflipped is
I bet Canada's Justin Trudeau has kickflipped at least once
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Being a resident of Austin, this gets me hyped. Just decided im registering because fuck ted cruz
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forgot to mention, bonus points for night clips, no skatepark, and no pads
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Being a resident of Austin, this gets me hyped. Just decided im registering because fuck ted cruz
respect
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Remember when Ted Cruz liked that porn twitter post and everyone could see it. That was hilarious. Ted Cruz sucks.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/12/ted-cruz-twitter-account-likes-pornographic-tweet
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Ted Cruz is a bitch
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Being a resident of Austin, this gets me hyped. Just decided im registering because fuck ted cruz
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Ted Cruz is a bitch
Nah, and at least he's not being staked by money from everywhere other than Texas! Beto's getting more cash from CA than he is from his own state, which should tell you something, but I'm sure it'll be overlooked.
I'll take a constitutionalist any day over a "free shit" kind of guy, even if I'm not much of a Ted fan. But, that's just me.
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Nah, and at least he's not being staked by money from everywhere other than Texas! Beto's getting more cash from CA than he is from his own state, which should tell you something, but I'm sure it'll be overlooked.
I'll take a constitutionalist any day over a "free shit" kind of guy, even if I'm not much of a Ted fan. But, that's just me.
“As of that date [March 9, 2018], 49.99% of O'Rourke's donations came from inside of Texas with the remainder from outside the state. That's a healthy split that suggests O'Rourke is not simply a creation of national Democrats but has actual, on-the-ground support among Texans.” -CNN
Two seconds of google and you are proven to be an idiot. Unless search engines are part of that “free shit” you hate
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I wonder who the highest-ranking government official to have ever kickflipped is
Bullshit. That tranny's probably never touched a board!
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Nah, and at least he's not being staked by money from everywhere other than Texas! Beto's getting more cash from CA than he is from his own state, which should tell you something, but I'm sure it'll be overlooked.
I'll take a constitutionalist any day over a "free shit" kind of guy, even if I'm not much of a Ted fan. But, that's just me.
“As of that date [March 9, 2018], 49.99% of O'Rourke's donations came from inside of Texas with the remainder from outside the state. That's a healthy split that suggests O'Rourke is not simply a creation of national Democrats but has actual, on-the-ground support among Texans.” -CNN
Two seconds of google and you are proven to be an idiot. Unless search engines are part of that “free shit” you hate
So quick to result to calling him an idiot when even the CNN breakdown you provided shows that < 50% of his contributions are coming from out of state.
Mostly naive, true believer Dems who who hate Cruz.
The best thing about Ted Cruz is how much he tilts CNN lovers.
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Nah, and at least he's not being staked by money from everywhere other than Texas! Beto's getting more cash from CA than he is from his own state, which should tell you something, but I'm sure it'll be overlooked.
I'll take a constitutionalist any day over a "free shit" kind of guy, even if I'm not much of a Ted fan. But, that's just me.
“As of that date [March 9, 2018], 49.99% of O'Rourke's donations came from inside of Texas with the remainder from outside the state. That's a healthy split that suggests O'Rourke is not simply a creation of national Democrats but has actual, on-the-ground support among Texans.” -CNN
Two seconds of google and you are proven to be an idiot. Unless search engines are part of that “free shit” you hate
Mostly naive, true believer Dems who who hate Cruz.
The best thing about Ted Cruz is how much he tilts CNN lovers.
50.01% is out of state. i guess that's technically over half if you're a pedantic twat. but in context, the article says that 49.99% means Beto has tons of support from Texans. ted cruz gets money from pacs, lobbyists, gop etc. its not like his campaign is bolstered by honest, salt of the earth texans.
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Nah, and at least he's not being staked by money from everywhere other than Texas! Beto's getting more cash from CA than he is from his own state, which should tell you something, but I'm sure it'll be overlooked.
I'll take a constitutionalist any day over a "free shit" kind of guy, even if I'm not much of a Ted fan. But, that's just me.
“As of that date [March 9, 2018], 49.99% of O'Rourke's donations came from inside of Texas with the remainder from outside the state. That's a healthy split that suggests O'Rourke is not simply a creation of national Democrats but has actual, on-the-ground support among Texans.” -CNN
Two seconds of google and you are proven to be an idiot. Unless search engines are part of that “free shit” you hate
Mostly naive, true believer Dems who who hate Cruz.
The best thing about Ted Cruz is how much he tilts CNN lovers.
Ted Cruz takes a higher percentage of out of state contributions than O'Rourke as of last month.
Guys, it's called fucking Google. you can look shit up before sounding stupid
"Cruz, who established a national fundraising base in his 2016 White House bid, has relied on out-of-state contributors for some $2.5 million — or nearly half of the $5.1 million in itemized personal contributions to his re-election campaign as of the end of March.
O’Rourke, who has become something of a cause célèbre among Democrats nationally, saw nearly $2.3 million in out-of-state contributions — a little less than a third of his total $7.7 million cash haul for the same period, according to a Chronicle review of federal campaign reports."
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Beto knows his shit:
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1032017750829531142
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forgot to mention, bonus points for night clips, no skatepark, and no pads
and some traffic dodging....
front/leading shoulder is comfortably leading his turns, relaxed knee flex with good posture, he's one of us.
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Beto knows his shit:
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1032017750829531142
I was just about to post this. Beto hit that shit out of the park.
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Beto's a fucking kook.
Not voting for Beto is basically saying you're down with anti-abortion, anti-immigration, global warming, the 1%, and putting people in jail for weed. You're a fucking kook.
I lived in Austin for the better part of the last decade, Beto came around a couple of the places I worked to campaign and the dude is a G. Definitely get out and register to vote and go do that shit. It's dumb easy: cruise into city hall, punch the buttons, get your sticker and peace.
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https://twitter.com/TexasGOP/status/1034563787297316865
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i dunno man, not debating ted cruz because you want to go skate seems like a good reason to me.
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Ugh those arms. Fake steez.
I'm kidding. Fuck Ted Cruz. FVK
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Ted can't skate and his dad killed JFK.
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someone post the gif of cruz trying to kiss his daughter when he was campaigning for president. please and thank you.
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Beto's clip was switch
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Pros:
Played in a punk band in the 80's (Foss)
Skated/ Skates(?)
Jammed onstage with Willie Nelson
Progressive
Nice Haircut
Porbably smells like I imagine Pierce Brosnon would smell
not Ted Cruz
Cons:
Got arrested in the 80's for DUI attempted forcible entry and burgulary
Your girl thinks he's cuter than you are
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Cons:
Got arrested in the 80's for DUI attempted forcible entry and burgulary
Just to clarify the forcible entry / burglary charge. He crawled under a fence at the college he was attending, the University of Texas El Paso, and set off an alarm. The charges were dropped.
He owned up to the DUI and said: "I drove under the influence of alcohol. There’s no justifying that."
Texas GOP really clawing at the bits here.
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I am aware this is an unpopular opinion, but fuck it.
I'll be shocked if this Beta dude can defeat Lion Ted. Call me crazy but riding a penny board doesn't impress me in a senatorial bid...
I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President and continue the policies we have been working towards.
Also-- for anyone who lives in Texas, I can almost guarantee you have received borderline grey area illegal text message contact from the Beto O'Rourke team.
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I am aware this is an unpopular opinion, but fuck it.
I'll be shocked if this Beta dude can defeat Lion Ted. Call me crazy but riding a penny board doesn't impress me in a senatorial bid...
I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President and continue the policies we have been working towards.
Also-- for anyone who lives in Texas, I can almost guarantee you have received borderline grey area illegal text message contact from the Beto O'Rourke team.
If you think ted cruz is a popular well liked guy that works well with everyone in DC...then you're just dead fucking wrong haha
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I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President and continue the policies we have been working towards.
Yes, of course. Ted Cruz, the collection of nasal bacteria that learned to walk, is definitely a stand-up fella who works well with others.
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I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President and continue the policies we have been working towards.
Yes, of course. Ted Cruz, the collection of nasal bacteria that learned to walk, is definitely a stand-up fella who works well with others.
That was super sick when he helped shut down the government because of lol the deficit. Real team player move.
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I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President and continue the policies we have been working towards.
Yes, of course. Ted Cruz, the collection of nasal bacteria that learned to walk, is definitely a stand-up fella who works well with others.
That was super sick when he helped shut down the government because of lol the deficit. Real team player move.
I can see that I'm being purposely misinterpreted, but there have been a number of government shutdowns in recent years. You are referring to one that was under a different POTUS. Ted Cruz is a true conservative, and overspending is a real issue. Texas will remain red, don't worry.
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I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President and continue the policies we have been working towards.
Yes, of course. Ted Cruz, the collection of nasal bacteria that learned to walk, is definitely a stand-up fella who works well with others.
That was super sick when he helped shut down the government because of lol the deficit. Real team player move.
Funny when republicans try to go back to overspending and budget issues after they pushed through a tax cut that will explode the deficit
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I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President and continue the policies we have been working towards.
Yes, of course. Ted Cruz, the collection of nasal bacteria that learned to walk, is definitely a stand-up fella who works well with others.
That was super sick when he helped shut down the government because of lol the deficit. Real team player move.
Funny when republicans try to go back to overspending and budget issues after they pushed through a tax cut that will explode the deficit
Yes that is a very funny thing. Almost like it is a total bullshit smokescreen.
There have been 2 government shutdowns in this century. One in 2013, which Ted Cruz is often sited as being responsible for, and then again in 2018.
We can disagree on what all of this means but don't just say things that simply aren't true. We all have google here.
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I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President and continue the policies we have been working towards.
Yes, of course. Ted Cruz, the collection of nasal bacteria that learned to walk, is definitely a stand-up fella who works well with others.
That was super sick when he helped shut down the government because of lol the deficit. Real team player move.
Funny when republicans try to go back to overspending and budget issues after they pushed through a tax cut that will explode the deficit
Yes that is a very funny thing. Almost like it is a total bullshit smokescreen.
There have been 2 government shutdowns in this century. One in 2013, which Ted Cruz is often sited as being responsible for, and then again in 2018.
We can disagree on what all of this means but don't just say things that simply aren't true. We all have google here.
2 shutdowns in 2018
And good point, it isn't a negative by default.
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I am aware this is an unpopular opinion, but fuck it.
I'll be shocked if this Beta dude can defeat Lion Ted. Call me crazy but riding a penny board doesn't impress me in a senatorial bid...
I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President and continue the policies we have been working towards.
Also-- for anyone who lives in Texas, I can almost guarantee you have received borderline grey area illegal text message contact from the Beto O'Rourke team.
You clearly have not looked into his policies. Riding a board is just a bonus to the fact that he's an intelligent progressive candidate that's not repeating the same rhetoric or planning to roll out the same bigoted policies that have prevalent in Texas politics forever. Is there still a relatively slim chance a young progressive liberal will win Texas over? Yes, but that doesn't mean the voters shouldn't try.
No I have never received a text message from the Beto O'Rourke team. Nor has anyone I know.
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Must be really out of the loop because I have no idea who this is, and im not even entirely sure I know what penny boards are. Are they those little cruiser boards they sell in mall shops ?
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I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President
Just to clarify - the same president that nicknamed him "Lyin' Ted," said Ted's Dad was part of the JFK assassination, repeatedly insulted Ted's wife's appearance, and claimed Ted was a fake Christian among other things?
Clearly the president greatly respects and values Cruz and his work.
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I'd rather have our senator as someone who can get along with the President
Just to clarify - the same president that nicknamed him "Lyin' Ted," said Ted's Dad was part of the JFK assassination, repeatedly insulted Ted's wife's appearance, and claimed Ted was a fake Christian among other things?
Clearly the president greatly respects and values Cruz and his work.
Elections are brutal, there have always been personal attacks on the other nominees and the other party's nominee, but now it will be more than ever.
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You know Steven Crowder is a big supporter of Trump, right?
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yeah
makes the meme meta
best of luck continuing the policies you, ted, and donald are working for