Also, not sure if you saw, but Thigh Blue is wrestling Marina Shaffir tonight on Dynamite so get the tissues ready!!!!
Hahahaha fuck dude, I did see that but didn't get a chance to properly prepare. I'm going to take the opposite approach and smoke so much I'm too lazy to move my arm. I have some
motor breath that tested over 30% so it should be possible.
Punk vs Penta kicking off the show almost feels like a statement... Like our shit is so good we can use this as a kickoff match. Damn that's a hot crowd... Penta is so fucking good. Dude would be a PPV main eventer here too if he could speak English. The match wasn't amazing but it was good for weekly TV. You knew Punk was going to win but they told a good simple story and the finish was nicely done.
ReDragon vs Lucha Express now? This is like a PPV card haha. These 4 could put on a great match in their sleep so unsurprisingly I'm enjoying this haha. That falcon arrow/pin breakup was beautiful and jungle boy is a star even if he's a twink.
I think I'm going to make FTR's theme my ringtone. That shit is bangin.
As much as I make fun of people who signed up for Toni Storm's only fans, if Thigh Blue made one I'd whip my credit card out so fast I'd probably cut myself.
That MJF/Wardlow shit is gold. Wardlow just murdering a line of jobbers is beautiful but I want Max to go over in the end. I feel like that gives them more options.
Trios match should be good too. I feel like I haven't seen Hager wrestle in forever. The cameras finding the JR lookalike singing Judas and JR saying "wait a minute..." cracked me up. I'm going to be so sad when he's gone. Jericho is starting to get that Flair body where he simultaneously looks great and super weird.
Dude. MJF might legitimately be one of the best promos I've ever seen.
What the fuck, they didn't give my girl her entrance. That's bullshit, I actually like her song haha. OK we're not even 30 seconds in and I'm at half mast. Thank God that was a squash, I don't think I'd have made it through a full match.
Not even my hatred of Sammy and Tay can make me want to cheer for Scorpio Sky.
Cool moment there with Ricky Starks getting emotional at the response he got. He's really grown on me, I thought he belonged on dark but he's been really good on rampage. He's still too small and generic to be a main eventer but mid card heel is perfect for him.
I vote we change Keith Lee's leapfrog to the bullfrog. I thought Starks was actually going to get the pin there, it would have been cool to see the crowd explode. I get why they stuck to the script but if someone had called an audible there I don't think anyone would have been pissed.
I was feeling kind of tired until Suzuki walked through the curtain. Murder Grandpa and Joe working a strong style chop fest as the main event on TBS is giving me serious 90's wcw/njpw talent trade vibes. I hope someone goes back and counts the chops when this is all said and done. Good match even if it was obvious what would happen.
Oh cool AEW got a great Khali. As soon as I see a big guy do the head squeeze or the claw I instantly assume they suck and I have a feeling I'm right. What a terrible way to end a great show.