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I almost fucked a dude, but backed out, at the last minute...used to think I was bi-curious, but not anymore.
What's the deets, full story. He touch yo Dick?
I always swipe right on Tinder and matched up with a, "woman." I really should have looked at the pics, but it turned out to be a tranny.
When I got to the meetup spot, I was looking for a chick in a gray jacket. Then, a guy in a gray jacket tapped me on the shoulder and explained that he is a tranny. There was also a little bit about how guys don't really like fucking cross-dressers so he listed himself as female. In my mind, I was like, "A hole is a hole," so I told him I was still down.
When we got to his place, his roommates were home so he wasn't comfortable dressing up...but still wanted to be fucked. We watched some South Park and John Oliver, while smoking a decent amount of weed and hash. Once I was really high, I came to my senses. I rather wait and have sex with a woman, than fuck a guy. So, I told him that I couldn't go through with it and he was cool about it. I left and don't remember what I had for dinner
Moral:
Don't swipe right to everyone on Tinder. If you do, go through their pictures before deciding anything.