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fish secks
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:49:10 PM »
this fish needs to get some gnarly gnooky from his gngirlfriend...however the same old shiz just wont do.  im in need of something just as good or better than dogfish style.  im talkin about some seacucumber nuttin shit here.  anyone has some info on spicing up this sharks sex life?  much appreciated.  oh...and hwahhhawhawhahwahahwhaaahwawww
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2008, 12:53:29 PM »
as unbelievable as this sounds, i have succesfully had sex with a lobster. i was drunk, it was a bet and the lobster survived.
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2008, 01:05:25 PM »
Does having secks on a boat count?
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2008, 01:23:21 PM »
Quote from: Ah Lee on February 04, 2008, 12:53:29 PM
as unbelievable as this sounds, i have succesfully had sex with a lobster. i was drunk, it was a bet and the lobster survived.

go on...
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2008, 01:29:07 PM »
was it unprotected secks???  i cant slip on a rubber wit dese fins
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2008, 02:23:20 PM »
Troy McClure, a romantic abnormality
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2008, 02:37:23 PM »
Quote from: Ah Lee on February 04, 2008, 12:53:29 PM
as unbelievable as this sounds, i have succesfully had sex with a lobster. i was drunk, it was a bet and the lobster survived.

I wouldn't be putting my schlong anywhere near a crustacean with those big pinchies.

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Re: fish secks
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2008, 03:03:32 PM »
All the time man, all the time.
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2008, 03:08:49 PM »
What does sea pussy smell like?
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2008, 03:16:11 PM »
you usually have to take a long shower afterwards.
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2008, 04:04:08 PM »
Quote from: Cuban Linx on February 04, 2008, 03:08:49 PM
What does sea pussy smell like?

Chicken.

I'm surprised there's no talk of what an awful fake account this is.
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2008, 05:36:55 PM »
The question is... would you?


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Re: fish secks
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2008, 06:15:49 PM »
Where does the penis go?
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2008, 06:17:54 PM »
i'm not sure...
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2008, 06:18:08 PM »
It may look like a normal belly button but...
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2008, 06:23:04 PM »
... looks can be deceiving.
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2008, 06:24:03 PM »
zipper?
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2008, 06:24:55 PM »
Quote from: MahShugahNah on February 04, 2008, 01:23:21 PM
Quote from: Ah Lee on February 04, 2008, 12:53:29 PM
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as unbelievable as this sounds, i have succesfully had sex with a lobster. i was drunk, it was a bet and the lobster survived.
[close]

go on...
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2008, 06:30:41 PM »
She has to have a butthole. A salty butthole that chafes any unwelcomed entrants.
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2008, 06:39:44 PM »
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2008, 06:41:57 PM »
Okay... How about this...


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Re: fish secks
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2008, 06:44:20 PM »
I'm not sure I can get drunk enough to shove my junk into a can of starkist.
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2008, 06:49:03 PM »
Quote from: lenny on February 04, 2008, 06:41:57 PM
Okay... How about this...




Nice! Is her name Ariel? Neptune don't want you up in his daughter. Or should we call him Poseiden?
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2008, 07:56:38 PM »
Quote from: Peter on February 04, 2008, 06:24:55 PM
Quote from: MahShugahNah on February 04, 2008, 01:23:21 PM
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Quote from: Ah Lee on February 04, 2008, 12:53:29 PM
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as unbelievable as this sounds, i have succesfully had sex with a lobster. i was drunk, it was a bet and the lobster survived.
[close]

go on...
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Quote from: Noseblunted on February 04, 2008, 06:30:41 PM
She has to have a butthole. A salty butthole that chafes any unwelcomed entrants.
Your avitar is awesome
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Re: fish secks
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2008, 08:05:15 PM »

did somebody mention fish sex?
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