I had an awesome idea, no idea if it would ever work.. but..
Nowadays... people add things to their bodies, take things away, whatver. Fake tits, ass implants, all that shit. Now my idea... is the tube job. Now this tube job would consist if surgically installign a tube.. running from a womans belly button down to her puss. A small tube so that it would get in the way of other things. The tube would be threaded at the belly button end. So she can cork it when not in use. But when in use... you can screw a bowl to it.. and smoke out of her pussy. I dont know about you guys but i LOVE eating pussy. and if I could smoke out of one, i'd be set for life. Maybe figure out a way to make her butthole a carb? I dont know.