Sexy tiime!

[the ragamuffin]

A guide on how to have multiple orgasms... RAD!
http://www.sex-project.com/multiplemale.shtml

[max power]

that sounds like an awful lot of work. i'd rather just bang and fall asleep.

[marty.]

Yeah, way too much work. This quote made me laugh though:
"When you have a cut, you have to leave it alone and let it scab over so it can heal, right? So when a 14-year-old guy has a cut on his penis, that cut can be there until he's 27." -Adapted from Loveline

Like, probably three months or so ago I was messing around with this girl, and had no condoms, so I ran across the hall to my brother's room to get some from him. He gives me some weird kind, and I could tell that they were really cheap just from looking at them. I was kinda apprehensive about using sketchy condoms with some girl I barely knew, but I went for it.

Anyway, the next day I wake up and like...it felt and looked like I had sunburn on my dick. It was as awful as it sounds. I thought I caught something from the girl, but I asked my brother about it and he said the same thing happened to him when he used them, he just thought it would be funny to make me go through it too. I guess we were both allergic to them.

So this is the part where the quote becomes relevant. Like, I figured there would be no masturbation for awhile, since it was all cracked and stuff, waited two weeks til I thought it was healed, went for it, opened some cuts up and wound up with blood all over my hand. Dicks bleed a lot. This cycle went on for weeks afterwards, I would wait til it seemed healed and I couldn't take it anymore, go for it, open the cuts up again. I finally just stopped for like a month and now everything seems legit.

I talk about my dick on here too much.

[ahlee]

they could have summed that entire thing up by just writing

'hold it'

[skatebored]

Yeah, way too much work. This quote made me laugh though:
"When you have a cut, you have to leave it alone and let it scab over so it can heal, right? So when a 14-year-old guy has a cut on his penis, that cut can be there until he's 27." -Adapted from Loveline

Like, probably three months or so ago I was messing around with this girl, and had no condoms, so I ran across the hall to my brother's room to get some from him. He gives me some weird kind, and I could tell that they were really cheap just from looking at them. I was kinda apprehensive about using sketchy condoms with some girl I barely knew, but I went for it.

Anyway, the next day I wake up and like...it felt and looked like I had sunburn on my dick. It was as awful as it sounds. I thought I caught something from the girl, but I asked my brother about it and he said the same thing happened to him when he used them, he just thought it would be funny to make me go through it too. I guess we were both allergic to them.

So this is the part where the quote becomes relevant. Like, I figured there would be no masturbation for awhile, since it was all cracked and stuff, waited two weeks til I thought it was healed, went for it, opened some cuts up and wound up with blood all over my hand. Dicks bleed a lot. This cycle went on for weeks afterwards, I would wait til it seemed healed and I couldn't take it anymore, go for it, open the cuts up again. I finally just stopped for like a month and now everything seems legit.

I talk about my dick on here too much.

this same thing has happened to me many times before(minus the blood part), its a vicious cycle. usually starts when a girl cant figure out how to give a handjob without ripping the skin off.

[beeda weeda]

Thats way too much work. I don't want that shit, I am usually way to tired after one. I just wanna shut er' down and smoke a butt.

[marty.]

Time to get honest guys.
If you could, would you?
http://www.sex-project.com/syod.shtml

[ahlee]

i didnt even click that, i just saw syod.

and no, no way.

[j0rdan]

one time I was out of lotion, so I used shampoo to beat off. it left the gnarliest burns/cuts all over my dick. It hurt so bad when I peed and I couldn't jerk off for a weak

[the ragamuffin]

Haha, well if we're telling stories about dicks, one time i told my brother it felt really good to rub COld/Heat cream all over his wang. So he did... and went screaming to the bathroom.

i guess thats not really a story but whatever it was funny

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Time to get honest guys.
If you could, would you?
http://www.sex-project.com/syod.shtml

I've heard a lot of guys have broken their necks trying. Saw a kid do it at a punk show once for spare change. Watched it, and was kind of in a confused awe.

[j0rdan]

Time to get honest guys.
If you could, would you?
http://www.sex-project.com/syod.shtml

I'd never let a dick go in my mouth, even if it's my own

[matt/tx]

that sounds like an awful lot of work. i'd rather just bang and fall asleep.

[internet gangsta]

HA I COULD SUCK MY OWN DICK BETTER THAN ANYBODY IN HERE! AND IVE HAD MULTIPLE ORGAZMS! 5 BEFORE! CANT TOUCH THIS