Author Topic: Who would win the fight between... (Read 19425 times)

Rocuronium · « **on:** December 07, 2005, 09:08:23 PM »

Danny Way vs. Sean Sheffey

keidis5 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 07, 2005, 09:10:06 PM »

WAY,
that guy can take anything. He bloody aired the Great Wall with a broken ankle.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2005, 09:13:23 PM »

does danny have a shotgun? or josh swindell to back him up?

Rocuronium · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2005, 09:14:42 PM »

Yeah but what if Sheff was coked up?

Danny Sargent vs Kelch

Mike V. vs Bruce Martin

Elissa Steamer vs Willy Santos

Sheep · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2005, 09:22:56 PM »

Elissa would wreck house on Willy. That's a no-brainer.

whatnot · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2005, 09:26:56 PM »

Sheman

Bruce Wayne · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2005, 09:38:27 PM »

Brewce Martin would kill Vallely.

Kelch would whup Sargent.

Elissa vs. Willy? Elissa. She'd put a cigarette out in his face.

I'm not touching the Sheff vs. Way one...

clientele. · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2005, 09:49:10 PM »

everyone versus rocky norton.

good luck and may the best man prevail.

Commercial D · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2005, 09:49:42 PM »

Markovich took out Way, but that was like 13 years ago.

Danny · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:01:17 PM »

Quote from: keidis5 on December 07, 2005, 09:10:06 PM

WAY,
that guy can take anything. He bloody aired the Great Wall with a broken ankle.

OKAY NOW! think again. Sheffey would get predator on ways ass.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #10 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:02:26 PM »

jeremy wray vs. 25 well-trained and motivated 3-year olds...

Rocuronium · « **Reply #11 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:05:04 PM »

Jake Phelps vs Dave Carnie

Sheep · « **Reply #12 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:08:13 PM »

Quote from: Rocuronium on December 07, 2005, 10:05:04 PM

Jake Phelps vs Dave Carnie

Carnie on speed whups Phelps on junk. Alter the substances, you may get different results.

Rocuronium · « **Reply #13 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:10:32 PM »

Ben Gilley + Ragdoll vs Jim Gagne

Sheep · « **Reply #14 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:21:15 PM »

Quote from: Rocuronium on December 07, 2005, 10:10:32 PM

Ben Gilley + Ragdoll vs Jim Gagne

Gilley's one damn big redneck. He'd take the pirate and the guido, hands down.

Kirmander · « **Reply #15 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:21:48 PM »

ben gilley no question, no pain receptors

Rocuronium · « **Reply #16 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:29:43 PM »

mmh, I had actually set up this match as a 2 vs1 (gilley + ragdoll vs. gagne) because I thought gilley was a goth and I did not figure goths fought very well (except if Danzig is considered a goth, is he?).
So I gave him backup help from skinny and smallish but kinda looney ragdoll who comes from vegas, a fighting town.

But the above posters seem to think that Gilley could handle himself, interesting.

Speaking of pirates, how about this matchup:

Ali Bouala vs Greco

blockarm · « **Reply #17 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:34:25 PM »

Grecs for sure

Navarette vs Childress?
Song vs Dollin?

Matze · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:37:24 PM »

Quote from: Bruce Wayne on December 07, 2005, 09:38:27 PM

Elissa vs. Willy? Elissa. She'd put a cigarette out in his face.

haha, i can see the the footage in front of me

Kirmander · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Rocuronium on December 07, 2005, 10:29:43 PM

mmh, I had actually set up this match as a 2 vs1 (gilley + ragdoll vs. gagne) because I thought gilley was a goth and I did not figure goths fought very well (except if Danzig is considered a goth, is he?).
So I gave him backup help from skinny and smallish but kinda looney ragdoll who comes from vegas, a fighting town.

But the above posters seem to think that Gilley could handle himself, interesting.

Speaking of pirates, how about this matchup:

Ali Bouala vs Greco

alchoholic VS junkie

Rocuronium · « **Reply #20 on:** December 07, 2005, 11:11:54 PM »

Quote from: blockarm on December 07, 2005, 10:34:25 PM

Grecs for sure

Navarette vs Childress?
Song vs Dollin?

Navs vs Crooks: I am going to guess Navs, since crooks'funky arm probably can't pack too much a punch without snapping that twiggy thing. And he's goofier.

Song vx Dollin: I don't mean to be nitpicky, but how are those two a match? I can see navs vs. crooks since they are hesh bowl skaters. But I don't see the obvious match between the other two. Nevertheless Song would fuck homie up, even if he is australian

I think a closer match would be:
Daewon song vs. Chris Haslam
and howabout:
Hosoi's Jesus vs. Jamie Thomas 's Jesus

1992 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 08, 2005, 03:40:55 AM »

Unless Danny Way had a shotgun...fuck it wouldn't matter.......Sheffey.......hands down......what have you heard about Ryan Fabry in the last 13 years(actually I saw him in Portland in '97.....he wasn't the Ryan Fabry I remember from Vegas...I'll tell you that).....must have sucked to be him.

Kelch and Sargent...ohhhhhhh......I can't even begin to call that one.(backside tailslide the "high block" at EMB in '91....or a slappy contest at the Safeway curb......tough call.)

Daewon and Haslam?......they might "slap box".....then talk about new manual tricks and Chris would end up sleeping on Daewons' floor.....that would be the end of that.

syn · « **Reply #22 on:** December 08, 2005, 07:04:47 AM »

Quote from: Rocuronium on December 07, 2005, 10:05:04 PM

Jake Phelps vs Dave Carnie

I'm actually wondering why carnie hasn't already punched out kevin wilkins. he would win against phelps with his armadillo fighting technique

bumbaclaat · « **Reply #23 on:** December 08, 2005, 07:11:15 AM »

koston vs p-rod

Rocuronium · « **Reply #24 on:** December 08, 2005, 07:29:37 AM »

Quote from: bumbaclaat on December 08, 2005, 07:11:15 AM

koston vs p-rod

Koston based on three facts:
1)Superior age has given him patience, wisdom, and tactical insights
2)Everyone knows that asians are all born with congenital knowledge of a martial art specific to their ancestry, in his case I think it would be Muy Thai/Thai Boxing
3)He has zero degrees of separation from having been on the same team as Sheffey

How about:

Lance Mountain vs Andy Macdonald

Aarto Sari vs Mark Appleyard

Tommy Guerrero vs Jim Thiebaud

bumbaclaat · « **Reply #25 on:** December 08, 2005, 07:45:03 AM »

ryan sheckler vs ernie torres

Rocuronium · « **Reply #26 on:** December 08, 2005, 07:51:19 AM »

Quote from: bumbaclaat on December 08, 2005, 07:45:03 AM

ryan sheckler vs ernie torres

BIG ERN, BIG ERN, BIG ERN. That kid's short but stout. Though Sheckler's due for his growth spurt and I have not seen him since the Almost video, so who knows.

But how about:

Sheckler vs Mullen?

remEMBer · « **Reply #27 on:** December 08, 2005, 08:29:36 AM »

Quote from: Rocuronium on December 07, 2005, 09:14:42 PM

Yeah but what if Sheff was coked up?

Danny Sargent vs Kelch

Danny was hella mellow, dude worked at Thrasher back in the day doing warehouse/shipping stuff and loved his Thrasher fanny pack where he kept his pipe and weed so when him Noah Peacock & Sean Martin would go to Wheatberry's ramp they've have weed to smoke. I say James would win.

Kirmander · « **Reply #28 on:** December 08, 2005, 08:45:35 AM »

herman VS spanky

CUDDLEMONSTER · « **Reply #29 on:** December 08, 2005, 08:51:50 AM »

mullen vs sherwood in a kookie kalculator kage match

gershon mosely vs a 400lb silverback gorilla

Author Topic: Who would win the fight between... (Read 19425 times)

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