Author Topic: The best foot jawns of 2023 (Read 1486 times)

slicktricks · « **on:** July 28, 2023, 12:26:13 AM »

🐐 (sick jawns)
🍆 (nice jawns)
💩 (shit jawns)

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🐐 NB, Last Resort, Vans
🍆 Adidas, Crocs, Doritos, Cons
💩 Scientology shoes, Nike, Vans

heftyhog · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2023, 03:14:54 AM »

last resort and vans suck and never fit my feet properly. say what you will about nike but they make good jawns

Lou Strux · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2023, 07:26:52 AM »

Quote from: slicktricks on July 28, 2023, 12:26:13 AM

🐐 (sick jawns)
🍆 (nice jawns)
💩 (shit jawns)

---

🐐 NB, Last Resort, Vans
🍆 Adidas, Crocs, Doritos, Cons
💩 Scientology shoes, Nike, Vans

Looks like we’re gonna need you to break down which Vans jawn fits into which categormoji (or emojegory?) since you’ve got it listed twice.
Eagerly awaiting further clarification before reconfiguring my jawns budget.

Lou Strux · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2023, 07:40:50 AM »

Also, I know we haven’t had a proper wear test on them yet, but a discerning eye, or moreover just reading the product description, can tell you a good deal about those Walmart Etnies, so I’m gon’ take the liberty of placing them into the poo-poo jawns group.

breezy_again · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2023, 08:06:53 AM »

Quote from: Lou Strux on July 28, 2023, 07:40:50 AM

Also, I know we haven’t had a proper wear test on them yet, but a discerning eye, or moreover just reading the product description, can tell you a good deal about those Walmart Etnies, so I’m gon’ take the liberty of placing them into the poo-poo jawns group.

slick
slick

urbneathme · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2023, 08:15:22 AM »

OP are you 14? no self respecting adult has used the word jawn in 5 years

TheWineClub · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2023, 08:18:27 AM »

This thread made me yawn

slicktricks · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2023, 10:41:08 AM »

Quote from: urbneathme on July 28, 2023, 08:15:22 AM

OP are you 14? no self respecting adult has used the word jawn in 5 years

BurgerCop · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2023, 10:56:01 AM »

I don't even know what "jawn" means.

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2023, 11:01:36 AM »

Quote from: KC_Rookie on July 28, 2023, 10:56:01 AM

I don't even know what "jawn" means.

When you grab a 25 stair with secret pads but are bored by it

manysnakes · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2023, 11:11:37 AM »

Has anything ever been more embarrassing that calling shoes "foot jawns"? Jesus dude, get some dignity.

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2023, 11:43:30 AM »

Quote from: manysnakes on July 28, 2023, 11:11:37 AM

Has anything ever been more embarrassing that calling shoes "foot jawns"? Jesus dude, get some dignity.

You mean “pride jawn”

Underpressureflips · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2023, 12:00:20 PM »

What is a Jawn? I’ve been to busy paying taxes

Lou Strux · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2023, 01:11:54 PM »

Quote from: TheWineClub on July 28, 2023, 08:18:27 AM

This thread made me ~~yawn~~ jawn

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2023, 05:46:18 PM »

When are the Lil Dre and Jawn Perez pro parts dropping?

Dopethrone · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2023, 05:49:41 PM »

Quote from: slicktricks on July 28, 2023, 12:26:13 AM

🐐 (sick jawns)
🍆 (nice jawns)
💩 (shit jawns)

---

🐐 NB, Last Resort, Vans
🍆 Adidas, Crocs, Doritos, Cons
💩 Scientology shoes, Nike, Vans

Can some translate this for me please?

Lou Strux · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2023, 06:01:40 PM »

Quote from: Dopethrone on July 28, 2023, 05:49:41 PM

Quote from: slicktricks on July 28, 2023, 12:26:13 AM
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🐐 (sick jawns)
🍆 (nice jawns)
💩 (shit jawns)

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🐐 NB, Last Resort, Vans
🍆 Adidas, Crocs, Doritos, Cons
💩 Scientology shoes, Nike, Vans
[close]

Can some translate this for me please?

Gladly.
OP is indicating that they hold New Balance, LRAB & Vans as the greatest shoes ever.
Further, they hold Cariuma, Nike and strangely, Vans (again) in such disdain that they would defecate on them.
Finally, Adidas, Crocs, Cons, and Doritos are deemed attractive enough by the OP to be fuckable, or what they might refer to as JILFs, or Jawns I’d Like to Fuck.
Pretty sure it’s one of those foot fetish things.

slicktricks · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2023, 08:29:29 PM »

Quote from: Lou Strux on July 28, 2023, 06:01:40 PM

Quote from: Dopethrone on July 28, 2023, 05:49:41 PM
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Quote from: slicktricks on July 28, 2023, 12:26:13 AM
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🐐 (sick jawns)
🍆 (nice jawns)
💩 (shit jawns)

---

🐐 NB, Last Resort, Vans
🍆 Adidas, Crocs, Doritos, Cons
💩 Scientology shoes, Nike, Vans
[close]

Can some translate this for me please?
[close]
Gladly.
OP is indicating that they hold New Balance, LRAB & Vans as the greatest shoes ever.
Further, they hold Cariuma, Nike and strangely, Vans (again) in such disdain that they would defecate on them.
Finally, Adidas, Crocs, Cons, and Doritos are deemed attractive enough by the OP to be fuckable, or what they might refer to as JILFs, or Jawns I’d Like to Fuck.
Pretty sure it’s one of those foot fetish things.

Please pay this man

Mongo Lloyd · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2023, 08:41:07 PM »

Long Jawn Silvers.

Dusty · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2023, 08:48:41 PM »

Hell yeah I’m gonna start saying foot jawns

Benevenstanciano · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2023, 09:26:12 PM »

Adidas go hard also buying random Jordan 4’s and spray painting them is the move.

Author Topic: The best foot jawns of 2023 (Read 1486 times)

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