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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Shamalamalon on September 18, 2012, 08:22:02 PM
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Even im surprised that Wenning would want his brand to look like this....Hardflip back lip is deff crazy but....
LOCKDOWN Skateboards: Young Blood's. Featuring "No Limits" by SKAM2? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2yD09rNF4o&#ws)
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I guess he hand picked his team of favorite McDonalds employees.
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damn, that's that shit I don't like.....
not off to a good start at ol' lockdown skateboards
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who cares about the shorts. this dude mad poncho/midget steez.
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(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Rocket-Power-tv-05.jpg)
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(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Rocket-Power-tv-05.jpg)
ahahhaahhahahahahahahah,
fucking perfect!!
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The dude in the shorts has a craaaazy Keelan Dadd feel to him. He rips, but those shorts are straight lacking.
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(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Rocket-Power-tv-05.jpg)
ahahhaahhahahahahahahah,
fucking perfect!!
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Craze shorts was actully pretty good.
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Craze shorts was actully pretty good.
indeed, but the video was somehow so bad that I didn't even care how good the skating was.
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who cares they have ronson lambert so lockdown is set
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i like how wenning aims for that osiris shoes '99 the storm steez.
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I guess he hand picked his team of favorite McDonalds employees.
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Looks like a 411 clip from about 2000.
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Meh, still better than all those tight pants fags wallriding crap to M83
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no bennihanna, no switch hardflip?
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suddenly Selfish isn't looking too bad
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so Wenning was a true street skater, and now he recruits people that only skate skate parks, well, thats makes sense...
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suddenly Selfish isn't looking too bad
Exactly.
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so Wenning was a true street skater, and now he recruits people that only skate skate parks, well, thats makes sense...
this
how is it that wenning is wenning but has no idea about what makes skating interesting. he must be getting some amazing weed in nj
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no bennihanna, no switch hardflip?
no bowl flyout montage?
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Meh, still better than all those tight pants fags wallriding crap to M83
yea! you tell 'um!
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The color saturation gave me a headache. As did the entire thing.
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The color saturation gave me a headache. As did the entire thing.
^that
but the skating wasnt bad
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I see wenning is recruiting most of Long Branch skatepark. What a joke.
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yuck.
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The color saturation gave me a headache. As did the entire thing.
but the skating wasnt bad
This is the sole reason im probably gonna hate watching davee's part this saturday. fuck that ewan dude.
as for gym shorts. i hate to hate on other dudes clothes when it comes to skating but if you want to wear those things while skating, more power to you. but please don't allow it to be filmed and edited.
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(http://mimg.ugo.com/201103/2/9/1/177192/cuts/screen-shot-2011-03-04-at-8-10-43-pm_528_poster.png)
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The color saturation gave me a headache. As did the entire thing.
but the skating wasnt bad
I wholeheartedly agree.
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That looked like it coulda been a shitty montage from a middle of nowhere town skate crew.
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That looked like it coulda been a shitty montage from a middle of nowhere town skate crew.
This. Its funny because it reminds me of my area. Theres a couple super good kids, but without any idea of trick selection or style. Im sorry but i dont think finger flips should be anyones go-to down a set of stairs.
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Wenning is fried.
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didn't he say once, not too long ago, style is everything and he wouldn't care about any of these muppets with a shitload of tricks but zero style? hmmm....
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i like how wenning aims for that osiris shoes '99 the storm steez.
Whoa that's exactly what I thought watching this.
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Mike Berdis is around from where I live. He came to the skateshop's game of skate.
Wearing the same shorts in that video. I don't like him.
Supposedly he is flowed by destructo trucks.
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no bennihanna, no switch hardflip?
so good
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I've decided that Brian Wenning was actually a clueless savant when he was in his prime. He must have had no idea about most things, but he was excellent at skateboarding and people told him what to do.
He and Pops.... He and Pops...
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http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000164710/news/ronson-lambert-on-lockdown/ (http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000164710/news/ronson-lambert-on-lockdown/)
Ronson Lambert is on... That pretty much sealed their fate.
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If you really did lurk all day, you'd know it was old news.
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That was hard to watch.
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That was hard to watch.
As hard as this?
http://youtu.be/S5p8-BNq3R8 (http://youtu.be/S5p8-BNq3R8)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/S5p8-BNq3R8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Saw them filming this the one day but thought it was a joke, My homie that surfs at sandy hook saw Wenning trying to shoot a photo up there but said he was fat as hell and never got it, I guess that day he wasn't grinding
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Its only fitting that in a video staring Mayor McCheese is someone skating dressed like the Hamburglar.
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jeez so much steez
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As hard as this?
Saw them filming this the one day but thought it was a joke, My homie that surfs at sandy hook saw Wenning trying to shoot a photo up there but said he was fat as hell and never got it, I guess that day he wasn't grinding
fixed that for u mang, just paste the add noone of that embed shit..
"Grinding" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5p8-BNq3R8#ws)
that was amazing, anyone notice how much that dude rapped about oxy's and morphine, jus sayin...i always figured wenning was hitting that shit, he always lookes pretty smacked out...
anyhoo wenning has some new footy incase anyone wants to see that switch back smith, so fat now...
Brian Wenning - Lockdown Skateboards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouzYF8qtIsc#)
and this...
(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/09/lockdown_wenning_sign_advert.jpg)
umm.... i guess keeping it movin means putting out about 2 tricks in 4 yrs
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and this...
(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/09/lockdown_wenning_sign_advert.jpg)
umm.... i guess keeping it movin means putting out about 2 tricks in 4 yrs
he looks like an egg on a skateboard...he needs to get his fat ass to the gym asap!
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(http://imageshack.us/a/img707/3152/wenningmosh.jpg)
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and this...
(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/09/lockdown_wenning_sign_advert.jpg)
umm.... i guess keeping it movin means putting out about 2 tricks in 4 yrs
he looks like an egg on a skateboard...he needs to get his fat ass to the gym asap!
Im calling bullshit on this. I pass that spot everyday, and there is absolutely now way that would ever slide, and its always flooded with cars 24/7.
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Sad and pathetic, but lets be honest. Was anyone really holding out any hope for lockdown to begin with?
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(http://imageshack.us/a/img707/3152/wenningmosh.jpg)
hahah!!
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and this...
(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/09/lockdown_wenning_sign_advert.jpg)
umm.... i guess keeping it movin means putting out about 2 tricks in 4 yrs
he looks like an egg on a skateboard...he needs to get his fat ass to the gym asap!
Im calling bullshit on this. I pass that spot everyday, and there is absolutely now way that would ever slide, and its always flooded with cars 24/7.
thats the spot on sandy hook they watched him skate, it was a total pose and they said he wasn't riding into the road cause it's the exit ramp for the highway, just riding up ollie to nose and jump off.
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and this...
(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/09/lockdown_wenning_sign_advert.jpg)
umm.... i guess keeping it movin means putting out about 2 tricks in 4 yrs
he looks like an egg on a skateboard...he needs to get his fat ass to the gym asap!
Im calling bullshit on this. I pass that spot everyday, and there is absolutely now way that would ever slide, and its always flooded with cars 24/7.
thats the spot on sandy hook they watched him skate, it was a total pose and they said he wasn't riding into the road cause it's the exit ramp for the highway, just riding up ollie to nose and jump off.
Good Christ you would think if you weren't actually doing the trick and posing to make it look like you did, you could make it look better then that.
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and this...
(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/09/lockdown_wenning_sign_advert.jpg)
umm.... i guess keeping it movin means putting out about 2 tricks in 4 yrs
he looks like an egg on a skateboard...he needs to get his fat ass to the gym asap!
Im calling bullshit on this. I pass that spot everyday, and there is absolutely now way that would ever slide, and its always flooded with cars 24/7.
thats the spot on sandy hook they watched him skate, it was a total pose and they said he wasn't riding into the road cause it's the exit ramp for the highway, just riding up ollie to nose and jump off.
Good Christ you would think if you weren't actually doing the trick and posing to make it look like you did, you could make it look better then that.
how did he squeeze his body through those road signs?
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and this...
(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/09/lockdown_wenning_sign_advert.jpg)
umm.... i guess keeping it movin means putting out about 2 tricks in 4 yrs
he looks like an egg on a skateboard...he needs to get his fat ass to the gym asap!
Im calling bullshit on this. I pass that spot everyday, and there is absolutely now way that would ever slide, and its always flooded with cars 24/7.
thats the spot on sandy hook they watched him skate, it was a total pose and they said he wasn't riding into the road cause it's the exit ramp for the highway, just riding up ollie to nose and jump off.
Good Christ you would think if you weren't actually doing the trick and posing to make it look like you did, you could make it look better then that.
how did he squeeze his body through those road signs?
yeah i find it hard to believe the dude even ollied up that shit, much less thru those signs...
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Fucking hell, someone needs to him sit down and make him watch his DC part over and over again until he realises what he has become.
PS. This is probably the funniest/saddest thread going.
The funniest/saddest part being that, posed or not, he didn't even lock in properly.
Too Fat to Noseslide: The Brian Wenning Story.
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At least he can sit on the rail and keep it steady, thats a deff positive about all that weight he has put on...
(http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398481_457165657661374_261651999_n.jpg)
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The style on that drop in is impressive.
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and this...
(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/09/lockdown_wenning_sign_advert.jpg)
umm.... i guess keeping it movin means putting out about 2 tricks in 4 yrs
he looks like an egg on a skateboard...he needs to get his fat ass to the gym asap!
Im calling bullshit on this. I pass that spot everyday, and there is absolutely now way that would ever slide, and its always flooded with cars 24/7.
(http://s11.postimage.org/s381xei9v/lock_down_fake.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
if your calling bullshit on that how about this, projects? least of our worries? really, either this guys a complete fake or wenning got him brain washed to thinking the jersey shore is ghetto, this rail is at the state police training buildings, there old apt's on the beach next to pier village, the only thing i'd be worried about is the old folks next door beating you with there cane's, its a old folks home.
http://www.piervillage1.com/ (http://www.piervillage1.com/) in the fire work photo you can see the building, real hood if you ask me.
so far what I can see the teams fake, there all white trash, young and wear gym shorts. it sucks cause I looked up to wenning at one point, I remember waiting in line at the local shop as a kid to get his first shoe and now this, such a let down to his home town. no I see him at one of the local bars I work at from time to time and he's just a slob like the rest of the town, fried food and beer.
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i missed josh casper's ones back in the day: i won't let my chance go this time
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I keep checking this thread in anticipation of his signature sweatpants.
dont you think gorecki would have those first?
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ZACH
HICKOFF
HICKOFF
HICKOFF
HICKOFF
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jesuz christ!!!
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dude looks like a boston baked bean
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(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/uclaker/B31EE598-7F43-4748-BEA6-82854DA64A81-2667-0000027A80F5EAE9.jpg)
a budweiser and air force ones, life is good
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dude looks like a boston baked bean
haha holy shit why is he so orange..?
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dude looks like a boston baked bean
haha holy shit why is he so orange..?
(http://s16.postimage.org/46urtrfpd/wenfun.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/46urtrfpd/)
why else, too many funnels
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dude looks like a boston baked bean
haha holy shit why is he so orange..?
(http://s16.postimage.org/46urtrfpd/wenfun.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/46urtrfpd/)
why else, too many funnels
yess
wow, judging by the looks of amazement on those other dudes, wenning must be a beast on the funnels....least he's killin something....
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(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/uclaker/B31EE598-7F43-4748-BEA6-82854DA64A81-2667-0000027A80F5EAE9.jpg)
fat old marlon brando, also his face is the size of that woman
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(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/uclaker/B31EE598-7F43-4748-BEA6-82854DA64A81-2667-0000027A80F5EAE9.jpg)
(http://www.quotezuki.com/avatars/2010/10/23/curly-howard-avatar-97.jpg)
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^^^^ holy fuck! that was hilarious!
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wenning dad
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wenning is fat, wenning is dumb, wenning didnt left habitat, wenning is idiot
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wenning is fat, wenning is dumb, wenning didnt left habitat, wenning is idiot
Is this a poem, or an uneducated rant from some person from middle America?
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I keep checking this thread in anticipation of his signature sweatpants.
(http://s9.postimage.org/o0jxylciz/pro_sweatpants.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/o0jxylciz/)
my home girl just sent me this, said these are the signature sweatpants by john lauren
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Wenning always had a good taste in shorts
(http://i.imgur.com/8cfes.png)
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wenning shit in a condom once. that dude is straight fucked.
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wenning is fat, wenning is dumb, wenning didnt left habitat, wenning is idiot
Is this a poem, or an uneducated rant from some person from middle America?
poem for sure
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Looking back at this video i feel like these still were the good old days for wenning....
Brian Wenning - Basement Browsing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUducJhDhpM#ws)
he still had a hope of staying in the game, then he did that silly c1rca/axion contract signing bullshit video not too soon after this one and shit started fucking up for for him... no wonder hes drinkin, shit really didnt work out for this dude...but fuck he messed up with all this clips he made...
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Looking back at this video i feel like these still were the good old days for wenning....
Brian Wenning - Basement Browsing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUducJhDhpM#ws)
he still had a hope of staying in the game, then he did that silly c1rca/axion contract signing bullshit video not too soon after this one and shit started fucking up for for him... no wonder hes drinkin, shit really didnt work out for this dude...but fuck he messed up with all this clips he made...
I know there was a video where he was talking about that, but it has been taken down from youtube and I cant find it anywhere else... Does somebody have a link or something?