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Everyone seems really upset that Thrasher isn’t cool anymore
I don’t think anyone truly gives a fuck one way or the other. I think you’re just annoying people. Hell, I signed up just to point that out in some stupid attempt to maybe make you realize that your obsession with Gifted Hater is weird and creepy.
You’re acting like someone that shows up to a pizza party and everyone is eating Little Caesars and you start berating them because some mom and pop pizza place is so much better. Yeah, Little Caesars is garbage but it’s still pizza and you won’t shut up about how great the mom and pop place is. When everyone finally tells you to shut up because you’re bumming them out you reply with, “oh, you’re all mad now because Little Caesars sucks?”
This might belong in the Unpopular Opinion thread but i enjoy Little Caesars. $5 and get some crazy bread...that's not a bad night
Nothing wrong with enjoying Little Caesars. Here’s what is wrong though
When I step into the pizza party I will start berating everyone for eating it and I will tell you about the mom and pop shop that’s better. (Admittedly not a nice thing to do, but I have a passion for small business.) But instead of everyone being like yeah man you’re kinda right but it still tastes decent and gets us full (diffuse the situation, no one wants a full blown argument at the pizza party), here’s what everyone does:
WTF BRO GTFO LITTLE CAESARS IS THE BEST PIZZA EVER IT IS THE KING OF PIZZAS ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!! THAT MOM AND POP SHOP DOESN’T HAVE CLOSE TO THE REACH OF LITTLE CAESARS AND DOESN’T MAKE NEARLY AS MUCH MONEY!!! IF THERE’S EVER A TREND WHEN IT COMES TO PIZZA IT’S SOLELY BECAUSE OF LITTLE CAESARS!!!
And I’m like “oh, you’re all mad now because Little Caesars sucks?”
The situation is more like everyone is enjoying pizza together like they do every single day, and you kick in the door screaming that this other pizza place is now defining what pizza really is. Everyone looks at you weirdly, keeps eating pizza, and is like, yeah, I’ve been there or know someone who has and they say it’s pretty decent for what it is, so um, do you want a slice, or…? And you’re kinda like, foaming at the mouth; some people think you’re really hungry, and others think you have rabies.