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Title: Personal Hell
Post by: Magic Pizza on March 31, 2012, 10:06:36 AM
I was wondering what different people's idea of their own personal hell would be while I was watching a colt cannon part in bonus round.
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: Smurph on March 31, 2012, 10:25:56 AM
Mine would be being locked inside of a house with a load of evangelists...as well as that really annoying guy (The Skate Troll?) that posts here who moans about Italy and people not turning on their webcams.

the horror.
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: dolphinstyle. on March 31, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Being forced to watch How I met your mother
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: Tufty on March 31, 2012, 10:42:48 AM
 Having to deliver three programming projects within 2 weeks
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: Joe Pesci on March 31, 2012, 10:58:24 AM
buried alive like in kill bill
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: Monty Burns on March 31, 2012, 11:17:28 AM
any of you guys hear of torture  ?
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: svilleantigo on March 31, 2012, 11:20:13 AM
- locked in a box full of dill pickle scented air fresheners

- getting caught in a bro-pit during a papa roach concert in the middle of the sahara desert

- being asphyxiated under a shit-torrent of chastity bono's con queso diarrhea
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: jim on March 31, 2012, 11:51:13 AM
every waking moment of my life......SIKE
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: jerrys_kids on March 31, 2012, 12:06:31 PM
Being tied to a chair at a poison concert being forced to listen to their whole discography and for some reason cheering even though I would be crying on the inside.
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: chockfullofthat on March 31, 2012, 12:10:34 PM
Being hungover without a car to drive home, in a house full of cats unable to go back to sleep at 6am laying in bed next to slag I fucked last night without a condom who had pissed the bed at some point and then stole the blanket I used to cover the piss.  This was a low point haha.

Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: L33Tg33k on March 31, 2012, 01:41:26 PM
Santorum becomes president and takes away the porn.
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: grimcity on March 31, 2012, 01:57:41 PM
- Forced to take courses on Intelligent Design
- All truck brands are gone except Tensor
- North Louisiana
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: Pike St on March 31, 2012, 02:01:08 PM
- locked in a box full of dill pickle scented air fresheners

- getting caught in a bro-pit during a papa roach concert in the middle of the sahara desert

- being asphyxiated under a shit-torrent of chastity bono's con queso diarrhea

hahaha Papa FUCKING Roach whoa bro slow down hahaha.

Seriously I think we are living in Hell. Thats why we've had people like Rosa Parks, Bob Marley, John Lennon, Ghandi, Martin Luther King Jr...theres no more people like that anymore. Our planet is corrupt as fuck!
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: augustmoon on March 31, 2012, 02:41:09 PM
- North Louisiana
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: skateboardnorth on March 31, 2012, 02:42:48 PM
Having this hair cut (http://imgur.com/uMUQ0.jpg)
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: BraveUlysses on March 31, 2012, 02:50:35 PM
Being forced to watch How I met your mother
That's one of my favorite shows but I'm well aware how wack that shit is. I even get uncomfortable watching it at times on those extra corny scenes. The show has really grown on me though.
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: DaSk8D00D on March 31, 2012, 05:03:14 PM
i always thought that being crammed into some sort of box in a very unorthodox position forever & ever would definitely suck. Ill go with that
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 31, 2012, 05:48:17 PM
not being able to jerk off...

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr357j6N5J1qminlvo1_500.jpg)


Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: Strike A Pose on March 31, 2012, 08:10:27 PM
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Being forced to watch How I met your mother
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That's one of my favorite shows but I'm well aware how wack that shit is. I even get uncomfortable watching it at times on those extra corny scenes. The show has really grown on me though.

^I secretly watch that shit sometimes.

I think it is mainly because I have developed a thing for the actress who plays Robin.


+That chick has such a gross figure. 4real. So unhealthy! (looks shopped, actually)
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: ivegotlevitation on March 31, 2012, 08:13:23 PM
- All truck brands are gone except Tensor
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: smokecrack on March 31, 2012, 08:21:28 PM
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Being forced to watch How I met your mother
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That's one of my favorite shows but I'm well aware how wack that shit is. I even get uncomfortable watching it at times on those extra corny scenes. The show has really grown on me though.

hol up, are you sure you're still black?
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: filter on March 31, 2012, 08:48:00 PM
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Being forced to watch How I met your mother
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That's one of my favorite shows but I'm well aware how wack that shit is. I even get uncomfortable watching it at times on those extra corny scenes. The show has really grown on me though.
the whole premise has been done before and barney is the worst character ever, but its still not as bad as friends
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: trannies and mannies on March 31, 2012, 08:58:26 PM
Waking up in a crowd of juggalos.
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: popsiclesandskatin on March 31, 2012, 10:12:12 PM
The renaissance festival is my personal hell. Those people that are all into character are insane and tell the worst fucking jokes!
Everyone told me the food was great so we waited in line longer than we should just for it to run out on us and for the guy to tell us he cant give us our 2nd choice cause thats not his line. If I was stuck there for 24 hours id kill myself.
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: ahl33 on March 31, 2012, 11:31:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9igQx.png)
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: Grubby Mits on April 01, 2012, 05:52:24 AM
i always thought that being crammed into some sort of box in a very unorthodox position forever & ever would definitely suck. Ill go with that

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/31/article-2123404-0AF02A1D000005DC-825_306x423.jpg) (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/31/article-2123404-0B22502B000005DC-111_306x423.jpg)

Gareth Williams, left, was discovered naked inside a red North Face holdall, like this one, right, which was padlocked on the outside and placed inside  his bath

Whilst reading about this M16 spies death in the Metro yesterday I started sweating imagining being in that bag. Fuck that.

Also

(http://www.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/buried_movie_poster_01.jpg)

nope.
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: BraveUlysses on April 01, 2012, 06:19:03 AM
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Being forced to watch How I met your mother
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That's one of my favorite shows but I'm well aware how wack that shit is. I even get uncomfortable watching it at times on those extra corny scenes. The show has really grown on me though.
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hol up, are you sure you're still black?
Yeah I'm still black and I watch Friends too.  Similar to Strike A Pose's situation I have a thing for Alyson Hannigan, the actress that plays the character "Lily". I find her to be extremely attractive.                                                                                                                               (http://images.askmen.com/celebs/women/actress_150/189_alyson_hanniganlarge_image-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: Mouth on April 01, 2012, 06:24:59 AM
That bag doesn't sound fun.

But, I'd go with eating everything at a formal Chinese New Year dinner over and over again.
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: cav on April 01, 2012, 09:43:20 AM
eating large amounts of celery
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: oyolar on April 01, 2012, 11:05:21 AM
That bag doesn't sound fun.

But, I'd go with eating everything at a formal Chinese New Year dinner over and over again.

I'm confused on why this would be hell.
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: myrrh on April 01, 2012, 11:18:04 AM
First and foremost Pitbull and Marc Anthony would be playing in an endless loop. Spencer from The Hills would manically tell me about his magic crystals. There would only be served fried food so I'd feel completely drained of energy.

I could go on and on, but those three is bad enough
Title: Re: Personal Hell
Post by: sleepypancakes on April 01, 2012, 12:10:33 PM
Having to sit in an overly hot cramped small space.