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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: ticklefingers on June 09, 2010, 04:59:13 PM
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(http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/2766/img0198.jpg)
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he must had a hard time designing the graphic
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(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Specials/kanye-west/kanye-west-gay-fish.jpg)
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(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Specials/kanye-west/kanye-west-gay-fish.jpg)
Beat me to it
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looks like something you'd see in the back pages of transworld
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Not much a surprise graphic wise, considering he can't afford a design team. Can't wait for this to fail and the next time we here about J rog; when in 10 years a mag does a "Where are they now" and Rogers is a preacher in east la after he was released from prison for tax evasion.
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From the Burnout Blog
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/burnout/burnout_maloof_nyc/)
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2010/burnout_maloofextras/DSC_6900.JPG)
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2010/burnout_maloofextras/DSC_6901.JPG)
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From the Burnout Blog
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/burnout/burnout_maloof_nyc/)
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2010/burnout_maloofextras/DSC_6900.JPG)
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2010/burnout_maloofextras/DSC_6901.JPG)
Prevent this Tragedy in your family
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What a disgrace to boston. I´d rather skate for aeromsith. What a disgrace to tattoos in general. Not to open a can of worms, but I was really dissapointed how yeah right used that really shitty jamourqi (sp?) song.wtf
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I was hoping something that bad
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he's doing a one man selfish demo at some shitty indoor park in baltimore on the 27th
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What a disgrace to boston. I´d rather skate for aeromsith. What a disgrace to tattoos in general. Not to open a can of worms, but I was really dissapointed how yeah right used that really shitty jamourqi (sp?) song.wtf
You did spell it wrong. It's spelled j-a-c-k-s-o-n f-i-v-e
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nah, it's only michael.
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What a disgrace to boston. I´d rather skate for aeromsith. What a disgrace to tattoos in general. Not to open a can of worms, but I was really dissapointed how yeah right used that really shitty jamourqi (sp?) song.wtf
That was not jackson 5 you person, that was pretty funny thoughm maybe it was a cover. You really wanna open a can of worms cuz I understand your dry sarcasm, guy shoulda used MJ for FF, I´m being polite, no I´m not
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C'mon guys...Skate More had the Jamiroquai song. Yeah Right was MJ.
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I hope I have this story right, I was really tired when I was told it: I went to Allston last weekend to see some friends, and a buddy of mine who works at Orchard occasionally said Jereme came through and tried to get a free complete. Whoever was working said only if he did a freestyle. He did, got "something" my friend said as he rolled his eyes, and they filmed it. Then he still had to pay something for the board. Then they asked him to skate the mini with them. I can't remember if he dropped in at all but he said something like, "Nah man, I can't skate this. It ain't feelin' right." This wasn't that long ago, if this guy's trying to get free completes, he's doomed. But we all knew that.
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What a disgrace to boston. I´d rather skate for aeromsith. What a disgrace to tattoos in general. Not to open a can of worms, but I was really dissapointed how yeah right used that really shitty jamourqi (sp?) song.wtf
That was not jackson 5 you person, that was pretty funny thoughm maybe it was a cover. You really wanna open a can of worms cuz I understand your dry sarcasm, guy shoulda used MJ for FF, I´m being polite, no I´m not
hahaha fail
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what a sophisticated graphic that is on this shell fish board... what's up with the shape, looks like a rectangle
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what a sophisticated graphic that is on this shell fish board... what's up with the shape, looks like a rectangle
the glare from the plastic bag its in kinda makes it look rectangular
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already sent a sponsor me tape addressed to Mr. Jereme Rogers. wish me luck guys!
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(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2010/burnout_maloofextras/DSC_6900.JPG)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPUQSTzuY-Q
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i want one. if not several.
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shellfish would have been cooler
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selfish? more like LONELY
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Shad made a good comparison.
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god damn i hate jereme rogers
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shellfish would have been cooler
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/8411/jeremefush.jpg)
(http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/1729/jeremefush2.jpg)
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I would have gone with Fishmonger. sounds tougher.
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Pretty weak first graphic imo
No idea why the first item that pops up in a google search for selfish skateboards is my blog. weird.
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I think "ELFISH" would have been a lot neater! Or is it "ELF-ISH"?
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I hope I have this story right, I was really tired when I was told it: I went to Allston last weekend to see some friends, and a buddy of mine who works at Orchard occasionally said Jereme came through and tried to get a free complete. Whoever was working said only if he did a freestyle. He did, got "something" my friend said as he rolled his eyes, and they filmed it. Then he still had to pay something for the board. Then they asked him to skate the mini with them. I can't remember if he dropped in at all but he said something like, "Nah man, I can't skate this. It ain't feelin' right." This wasn't that long ago, if this guy's trying to get free completes, he's doomed. But we all knew that.
I heard about his appearance at the new Orchard location, you made him sound a lot better than the way I heard it!
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I think "ELFISH" would have been a lot neater! Or is it "ELF-ISH"?
It's actually ELVISH...which would make ELFISH even funnier
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shellfish would have been cooler
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/8411/jeremefush.jpg)
Sold exclusively by the seashore.
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There's another shot of the new Shellfish logo deck here:
http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2010/06/11/meet-the-nieratkos-swim-class/
as well as a shot of Blastoff being shown how to make rappidty rap poses.
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http://www.selfishskateboards.com/
(http://www.selfishskateboards.com/selfish_web.jpg)
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Looks like Selfish is being done through Control MFG in Canada (http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/selfishskateboards.com).
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yum
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he should named his company whisper...
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Looks like Selfish is being done through Control MFG in Canada (http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/selfishskateboards.com).
I thought he said something about his boards being 100% Amurican?
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What a disgrace to boston. I´d rather skate for aeromsith. What a disgrace to tattoos in general. Not to open a can of worms, but I was really dissapointed how yeah right used that really shitty jamourqi (sp?) song.wtf
That was not jackson 5 you person, that was pretty funny thoughm maybe it was a cover. You really wanna open a can of worms cuz I understand your dry sarcasm, guy shoulda used MJ for FF, I´m being polite, no I´m not
No, dipshit. Skate more he skated to jameraquoi or however you spell it. In Yeah right he skated to a song called "Don't stop till you get enough" by The Jackson 5.
Now shut your rude mouth you stupid little boy, listen to your elders, and next time somebody tells you that you are wrong, believe them, because you are very very stupid.
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i really enjoyed the Jackson 5 album called "Off the Wall"
which one is your favorite gipper?
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I think that song is just Jacko from Off the Wall
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Stop_%27til_You_Get_Enough
"Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough" is a single by American recording artist Michael Jackson. Released under Epic Records on July 28, 1979, the song is the first single from Jackson's fifth studio album, entitled Off the Wall. Written by Jackson, it is in the key of B major and in common time signature, the song was the first solo recording over which Jackson had creative control. Jackson said that the song's lyrics were not a reference to sex, but could be about whatever people wanted them to be about.
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since this thread is now about music . . i love that velvet underground song "take a walk on the wild side"
i also find cliff burton's bass playing on the new metallica album to be his best work
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^^^^ walk on the wild side is a great song, im liking "up jumped the devil" by nick cave right now.
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shellfish would have been cooler
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/8411/jeremefush.jpg)
(http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/1729/jeremefush2.jpg)
Those are awesome. If I could gnar you I would.
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Those are awesome. If I could gnar you I would.
abd, fool!
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I'm not trying to be stupid but that whole selfish thing is the biggest joke ever right?
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^^^^ walk on the wild side is a great song, im liking "up jumped the devil" by nick cave right now.
i was making a joke. take a walk on the wild side is lou reed solo. up jumped the devil is one of my all time favorite songs, my favorite song off tender prey.
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I'm not trying to be stupid but that whole selfish thing is the biggest joke ever right?
To maintain Jereme's consistency, it's one of the the biggest unintentional jokes, no doubt.
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already sent a sponsor me tape addressed to Mr. Jereme Rogers. wish me luck guys!
your luck has been wished
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Michael was the only Jackson on Don't Stop Til You Get Enough. Off the Wall was the greatest MJ album by far. Mafukkas missed the boat on that one and then hopped on Thriller.
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June 17th 2010
This email is to announce the launch of Jereme Rogers' Selfish Skateboards blog. This is only the first step of many to come over the next few months. We will present a 2nd pro skateboarder on July 1st on both the website and blog. Expect lots of promo videos, high profile collaborations and skateboard graphics to be unveiled shortly.
"After riding for the largest brands like Plan B and Girl Skateboards, I’m happy to take a step forward and finally be able to do things on my own terms! Our goal is simple: to sponsor elite skateboarders, pay higher royalties and offer higher quality products. It’s the skateboarders that make these large companies and I think the cut given to the skater isn’t fair" –Jereme Rogers
The skateboards are made with East Coast hardrock Canadian maple in Canada so we have fresh boards that wont snap like a twig. Most brands nowadays manufacture their product in China. Kids end up paying for a sub-par product at the same price as a high-end product. You are basically ripping off kids that put their hard earned money on a product that won’t last. This is a conscious choice made by many large brands to make larger margins and we at Selfish Skateboards believe that isn’t right.
We believe the time for a change has come! We hope the industry will support us in our goal.
For any questions or inquiries email:
Dan
[email protected]
Selfish Skateboards
www.selfishskateboards.com (coming soon)
http://selfishskateboards.blogspot.com
or
Vince
[email protected]
Selfish Skateboards Europe
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jr: "Hi, my name is jereme rogers and i'm here to sell fish!
(http://www.interstatemag.com/images/Maloof-Money-Cup-New-York_Jereme-Rogers_selfish.gif)
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Can we get an update on the Jereme Rogers interest graph? I won't know how to feel about all this until then.
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June 17th 2010
This email is to announce the launch of Jereme Rogers' Selfish Skateboards blog. This is only the first step of many to come over the next few months. We will present a 2nd pro skateboarder on July 1st on both the website and blog. Expect lots of promo videos, high profile collaborations and skateboard graphics to be unveiled shortly.
"After riding for the largest brands like Plan B and Girl Skateboards, I’m happy to take a step forward and finally be able to do things on my own terms! Our goal is simple: to sponsor elite skateboarders, pay higher royalties and offer higher quality products. It’s the skateboarders that make these large companies and I think the cut given to the skater isn’t fair" –Jereme Rogers
The skateboards are made with East Coast hardrock Canadian maple in Canada so we have fresh boards that wont snap like a twig. Most brands nowadays manufacture their product in China. Kids end up paying for a sub-par product at the same price as a high-end product. You are basically ripping off kids that put their hard earned money on a product that won’t last. This is a conscious choice made by many large brands to make larger margins and we at Selfish Skateboards believe that isn’t right.
We believe the time for a change has come! We hope the industry will support us in our goal.
For any questions or inquiries email:
Dan
[email protected]
Selfish Skateboards
www.selfishskateboards.com (coming soon)
http://selfishskateboards.blogspot.com
or
Vince
[email protected]
Selfish Skateboards Europe
Doesn't seem very selfish of them to provide a quality product for cheap. I'd rather they stuck to their gimmick and charge $100 for a 5 ply superglued rectangle. Or a cabinet with wheels.
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June 17th 2010
This email is to announce the launch of Jereme Rogers' Selfish Skateboards blog. This is only the first step of many to come over the next few months. We will present a 2nd pro skateboarder on July 1st on both the website and blog. Expect lots of promo videos, high profile collaborations and skateboard graphics to be unveiled shortly.
"After riding for the largest brands like Plan B and Girl Skateboards, I’m happy to take a step forward and finally be able to do things on my own terms! Our goal is simple: to sponsor elite skateboarders, pay higher royalties and offer higher quality products. It’s the skateboarders that make these large companies and I think the cut given to the skater isn’t fair" –Jereme Rogers
The skateboards are made with East Coast hardrock Canadian maple in Canada so we have fresh boards that wont snap like a twig. Most brands nowadays manufacture their product in China. Kids end up paying for a sub-par product at the same price as a high-end product. You are basically ripping off kids that put their hard earned money on a product that won’t last. This is a conscious choice made by many large brands to make larger margins and we at Selfish Skateboards believe that isn’t right.
We believe the time for a change has come! We hope the industry will support us in our goal.
For any questions or inquiries email:
Dan
[email protected]
Selfish Skateboards
www.selfishskateboards.com (coming soon)
http://selfishskateboards.blogspot.com
or
Vince
[email protected]
Selfish Skateboards Europe
The bold is some of the dumbest shit I've ever read.
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Who wants to buy a skateboard from a company that's backed by a complete kook?
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wait wait: a step forward?
higher royalties for a starting company?
that's not selfish, that's foolish
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I'm so glad all of this is happening. I love skateboarding, but sometimes watching crooked grinds gets old. Watching this whole thing blow up on the lauch pad is truly a pleasure. Fucking Challenger.
you left, and the door was closed behind you.
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excuse my late night ms painting. but
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/126/l_9f6161d00c8246b6a758356e9e69b877.jpg)
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excuse my late night ms painting. but
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/126/l_9f6161d00c8246b6a758356e9e69b877.jpg)
Bravo, thats spot on
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Rodney dangerfield.
"what, i get no respect"
That fits very well.
Better than selocks epic mustache.