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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11400 on: March 22, 2012, 11:14:33 AM »
Got a small tear in my rotator cuff. I get hurt too fucking much.


I'm psyched that I am 32 years old and still wear a 32" waist in my pants.  I am not psyched on the fact that I FEEL fat after eating and drinking certain things.  It's fucking gross and it bums me out.  Thinking of quitting on beer and switching to just liquor and wine too.

Dude, you've got 5 years on me, but I'm in the same boat. I was rocking a size 36 a few years ago and now i'm down to a 31-32 waist, like I was in high school. It feels great.

the fat feeling is the worst. I'm a skinny dude and even after i eat a decent meal my stomach visibly expands. It's so shitty. What is cool though, is that once i wake up in the morning and move around I feel fine.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11401 on: March 22, 2012, 10:37:16 PM »
I guess it doesn't help that cheese is so fucking delicious. It's a sacrifice I'm always willing to make.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11402 on: March 23, 2012, 07:45:15 AM »
I'm pretty tired of the fucking Loiter Squad ads all over this site. I already thought the show would be lame because of who it's about, and I can't help but feel the show's gonna be a less thought-out version of Tim and Eric.
you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11403 on: March 23, 2012, 10:00:49 AM »
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I guess it doesn't help that cheese is so fucking delicious. It's a sacrifice I'm always willing to make.
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I just discovered this stout cheese that is made with stout beer too.?  Why?!

Not to worry HATE you can still stick to wine and spirits and enjoy some of the finest cheeses known to man.





Temptation is everywhere!

ps. I think we should start a cheese thread if such a thing does not already exist somewhere in the depths.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11404 on: March 23, 2012, 06:59:55 PM »
I heard some helicopters outside and thought It was some crazy military exercise, as I was turning to sprint to the door I slammed my knee into the chair next to me. It feels as fucked up as it was a few years ago, water balloon size. It turns out they're filming for The Bachelorette down the road.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11405 on: March 23, 2012, 07:44:15 PM »
Just rolled my ankle.  It's been awhile since I've had an ankle injury and I forgot how much it sucks! 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11406 on: March 24, 2012, 12:03:01 AM »
Its been 9 weeks since my hip surgery and the pain has not stopped. Being in constant pain is a bit discouraging.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11407 on: March 24, 2012, 11:47:49 AM »
Hit my head pretty good yesterday.  The most basic tricks on a mini ramp always fuck you up the most.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11408 on: March 24, 2012, 05:28:01 PM »
Saw a guy delivering pizza on a longboard today, mongo and everything :-\

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11409 on: March 25, 2012, 10:14:03 AM »
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Saw a guy delivering pizza on a longboard today, mongo and everything :-\
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Hahaha you should've ran out and thrown a stick in his path so he'd fall down.  Then when dropped the pizza, stomp on eat it.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11410 on: March 25, 2012, 10:29:54 AM »
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Saw a guy delivering pizza on a longboard today, mongo and everything :-\
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Hahaha you should've ran out and thrown a stick in his path so he'd fall down.  Then when dropped the pizza, stomp on eat it.
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OR stomp on it and make him eat it like a true badass red blooded American.
That long boarder had it coming.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11411 on: March 25, 2012, 11:55:58 AM »
Shaved off my beard and mustach today . The beard was abit crappy , spotty in some places . But the mustach was a work of art , magnum PI style

looked in the mirror and I was 10 years younger without it .

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11412 on: March 25, 2012, 01:47:06 PM »
this shit made me sick to my stomach......
http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11413 on: March 25, 2012, 03:49:32 PM »
this shit made me sick to my stomach......
http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/
What the fuck...that was terrible to see. Why would I watch that

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11414 on: March 25, 2012, 07:22:53 PM »
got a call this morning telling me how one of my best friends died ina car accident.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11415 on: March 26, 2012, 07:48:55 AM »
got a call this morning telling me how one of my best friends died ina car accident.

I actually did too. Shits rough man.
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11416 on: March 26, 2012, 08:50:01 AM »
Fuck, that's awful guys.  You hear about shit like this way too often.  Probably half the reason I rarely accept rides down home.  Hope all those affected can be strong and support each other through it.  Vehicles aren't toys, everyone be careful out there.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11417 on: March 26, 2012, 12:12:50 PM »
Thinking I was gonna be able to skate today and instead being told by the doctor I was gonna have to wait another 3 weeks. He also said I might have arthritis in 5 years because of the injury. I'm hoping if I do it's just minor. It sucks thinking about arthritis at 16. Being on crutches is really helping me appreciate simple things such as wearing two shoes, being able to walk comfortably, and not sweating when traveling a long distance.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11418 on: March 26, 2012, 01:37:58 PM »
Pollen, cats, and smokey garages.  That was my weekend.  At least skating was fun.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11419 on: March 26, 2012, 06:30:17 PM »
fucking hay fever. I've never had it before in my life and this  year it's hit me like a sack of bricks.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11420 on: March 26, 2012, 08:40:02 PM »
Fuck. Somebody stole the flatbar in my local park. Damn that pissed me the fuck off.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11421 on: March 26, 2012, 08:53:37 PM »
That reminds me, I'm that guy with the broom that usually ends up sweeping because no one else brings one.I forgot it there one night, went bacc the next morning and its gone.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11422 on: March 27, 2012, 03:21:16 PM »
I didnt have to work today, and instead of skating,or doing something productive, I played Skate 3 pretty much the whole day, Im an idiot.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11423 on: March 27, 2012, 04:51:21 PM »
fucking hay fever. I've never had it before in my life and this  year it's hit me like a sack of bricks.

This. I've had it for the last 2 weeks and it makes me want to do nothing but sleep.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11424 on: March 27, 2012, 05:20:26 PM »
Getting sick. Starting to get a sore throat, fever, and a weak body.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11425 on: March 27, 2012, 06:36:33 PM »
fell off my bike going about 20mph earlier, clipped my handlebars and flew off into the road via a lot of grit. Road rash is a bitch

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11426 on: March 27, 2012, 08:57:41 PM »
Hipper...


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11427 on: March 27, 2012, 09:08:02 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11428 on: March 27, 2012, 09:55:07 PM »
kickin it with an ex. life was relaxing when we didn't talk. she's the only woman i've ever cursed or yelled at in an angry way. She moved back from the west coast and we've been hanging out again. she's the most miserable douche i've ever known. i try to be cool and listen to her shit, like a good friend, even though i know i shouldn't. She goes into OT to make me pissed. she projects misery and anxiety. we do work together so i can't say "fuck you" and never speak again. fuck, i hate it.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11429 on: March 28, 2012, 03:28:13 AM »
this band snakeface who i'm super into accepted my offer for them to play a show at my house, but my roommate said no. such a pussy for a supposed hardcore kid