i'm surprised jenkem put that out. that was as bad as a skateboarding article in Vogue.
"He looks uneasy on a board but ah, he’s got a clean impossible, which is its own currency these days. Plus who could possibly stay mad at that smile?"
"Cyrus Bennet is a brutalist whose right hand has a tendency to tighten into a fist as his eyes glower. He seems, I mean, hungry, starved, as if somewhere along the way someone, a fortuneteller or blind seer whispered into his ear the date and time of his terrible, unavoidable fate."
I couldn't even get through the rest of it to grab any more ridiculous quotes.