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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #540 on: May 27, 2021, 01:48:26 PM »
We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up




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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #541 on: May 27, 2021, 02:00:46 PM »
Forgot the worst one



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #542 on: May 27, 2021, 08:13:13 PM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #543 on: May 27, 2021, 11:15:29 PM »
We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #544 on: May 27, 2021, 11:20:53 PM »
Titty Cat would be kinda dope without the money bumps
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #545 on: June 01, 2021, 12:04:31 PM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #546 on: June 01, 2021, 01:16:55 PM »


I had that exact same deck two years ago. Sanded off the pink and spraypainted it white with green stripes. The shape was sick tho.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #547 on: June 01, 2021, 01:38:24 PM »
We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up

That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #548 on: June 01, 2021, 02:24:08 PM »
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #549 on: June 01, 2021, 04:15:27 PM »
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
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That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.

Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #550 on: June 01, 2021, 04:24:09 PM »
Sounds like early 2000's Greco has come back in a time machine. Geez I hope he doesn't go to get his winklepickers cobbled and run into 2021 Greco!!!

Could be serious consequences for the space time continuum
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #551 on: June 01, 2021, 04:39:00 PM »
Sounds like early 2000's Greco has come back in a time machine. Geez I hope he doesn't go to get his winklepickers cobbled and run into 2021 Greco!!!

Could be serious consequences for the space time continuum

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #552 on: June 02, 2021, 02:16:55 AM »
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
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That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
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Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.

EDIT: This is as much as I could find -



Could you explain a bit more?

I'm confused why would Greco be stealing phones?

Whose phone did he steal
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #553 on: June 02, 2021, 03:22:33 AM »
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
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That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
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Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.

EDIT: This is as much as I could find -


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Could you explain a bit more?

I'm confused why would Greco be stealing phones?

Whose phone did he steal

clearly a vintage phone.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #554 on: June 02, 2021, 09:30:14 AM »


This transphobic garbage from Skate Mental. Chico, you know what to do.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #555 on: June 02, 2021, 09:37:10 AM »
What the fuck? Is that recent?

edit - just went on the SM insta and it's full of Brad Staba's face deepfaked onto videos of women? Some weird projection going on maybe
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #556 on: June 02, 2021, 09:39:28 AM »
What the fuck? Is that recent?

edit - just went on the SM insta and it's full of Brad Staba's face deepfaked onto videos of women? Some weird projection going on maybe

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #557 on: June 02, 2021, 09:42:41 AM »
What the fuck? Is that recent?

edit - just went on the SM insta and it's full of Brad Staba's face deepfaked onto videos of women? Some weird projection going on maybe

From what I have heard it was from a few years back.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #558 on: June 02, 2021, 10:10:30 AM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #559 on: June 02, 2021, 12:35:17 PM »
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
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That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
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Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.

EDIT: This is as much as I could find -


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Could you explain a bit more?

I'm confused why would Greco be stealing phones?

Whose phone did he steal

Sorry for the lack of detail, the initial post was a story that has since expired. The most recent thing the person in question (don't feel comfortable identifying her, she's a friend of a friend and not a public figure from what I can tell) wrote was that Greco had blocked her and Joey Sinko was the one who had her phone. The initial post was something along the lines of "Jim Greco threatened me and my neighbors, him and Joey Sinko stole my phone, and they kept yelling 'Baker' which made it easy to figure out who they were". I know that last part sounds like a joke, but it's what she wrote.

My guess is that some kind of altercation happened, this person was filming it and either Greco or Sinko took her phone. That twitter post makes me think it was some kind of fight but who knows. I'll update if I see anything else. 

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #560 on: June 02, 2021, 01:15:05 PM »
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
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That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
[close]

Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.

EDIT: This is as much as I could find -


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Could you explain a bit more?

I'm confused why would Greco be stealing phones?

Whose phone did he steal
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Sorry for the lack of detail, the initial post was a story that has since expired. The most recent thing the person in question (don't feel comfortable identifying her, she's a friend of a friend and not a public figure from what I can tell) wrote was that Greco had blocked her and Joey Sinko was the one who had her phone. The initial post was something along the lines of "Jim Greco threatened me and my neighbors, him and Joey Sinko stole my phone, and they kept yelling 'Baker' which made it easy to figure out who they were". I know that last part sounds like a joke, but it's what she wrote.

My guess is that some kind of altercation happened, this person was filming it and either Greco or Sinko took her phone. That twitter post makes me think it was some kind of fight but who knows. I'll update if I see anything else.

Lol nuts

Is Greco back on the gear or something. Crazy behavior

BAKER BAKER BAKER !!!!!!! lol
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #561 on: July 21, 2021, 01:32:07 PM »
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
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That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
[close]

Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.

EDIT: This is as much as I could find -


[close]

Could you explain a bit more?

I'm confused why would Greco be stealing phones?

Whose phone did he steal
[close]

Sorry for the lack of detail, the initial post was a story that has since expired. The most recent thing the person in question (don't feel comfortable identifying her, she's a friend of a friend and not a public figure from what I can tell) wrote was that Greco had blocked her and Joey Sinko was the one who had her phone. The initial post was something along the lines of "Jim Greco threatened me and my neighbors, him and Joey Sinko stole my phone, and they kept yelling 'Baker' which made it easy to figure out who they were". I know that last part sounds like a joke, but it's what she wrote.

My guess is that some kind of altercation happened, this person was filming it and either Greco or Sinko took her phone. That twitter post makes me think it was some kind of fight but who knows. I'll update if I see anything else.
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Lol nuts

Is Greco back on the gear or something. Crazy behavior

BAKER BAKER BAKER !!!!!!! lol

But why would Greco yell "baker"? He hasn't been on Baker since 2007, when he started Deathwish.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #562 on: July 21, 2021, 01:53:53 PM »
Maybe this post should go in the unpopular opinions thread but I’m pretty stoked on all the butterfly boards.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #563 on: July 24, 2021, 06:43:31 AM »
Maybe this post should go in the unpopular opinions thread but I’m pretty stoked on all the butterfly boards.
(Inb4 people call me out who know I’m a biologist by trade)

I also like them. I would much rather skate a nature graphic than some drunk demon’s butt drawn by Neckface. Butterflies > Demon Butt.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #564 on: July 24, 2021, 07:13:37 AM »


I'm riding this one right now because it's the only shape I want to skate. Still asking why did they do this every time I look at it

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #565 on: July 24, 2021, 07:26:44 AM »


I'm riding this one right now because it's the only shape I want to skate. Still asking why did they do this every time I look at it

I am loving it. I had a vintage 7 series BMW (E38 740) for a few years, best car ever. What shape ist this board?
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #566 on: July 24, 2021, 08:31:19 AM »


This must be one of the Nickel bloards that was screened over

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #567 on: July 24, 2021, 09:27:50 AM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #568 on: July 24, 2021, 10:00:08 AM »


I'm riding this one right now because it's the only shape I want to skate. Still asking why did they do this every time I look at it

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #569 on: July 24, 2021, 10:06:43 AM »
75% of every season’s Deathwish graphics are worthy of being rubbed off with Acetone.

Multiply that number by 1.25 for Heroin graphics.
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