so i met this girl on a dating site. and we've got a lot in common, past delinquency, drugs and traveling. i really wanted it to work. ol girl was my same height and i'm not a little man. i was taken aback and made jokes to my ex that 'i've got a tranny gf' but i didn't think she was.
so we hung out a few x , i'd pick her up an hour away from me and we'd hang out a bit, making out but nothing too sexual. anyways, she'd disappear all the time and she told me she had seizures. i'm thinking 'yeah, seizuring on another nigga's dick' right?
so 3rd time we hang out after talking for like 3 months [super flowery whenever we talk but it's like missing days in between] and she's got chores so i drop her at the bank and hit the skatepark. then i drop her at her house and she says wait at the beach down the street. i'm waiting an interminably long time and ready to go home. she says 'walk down the street to another beach, secret spot' so i do and she shows up, big ol titties in a tube top and a knapsack. so she wants to pick up beach glass or whatever, i just wanna get my crazy dick wet. or have a fight and go home. i'm exasperated.
and my ex's mom died, i gotta drive her to pack up her mom's shit in the am.
so we make out and w/ a towel over my ass, i'm fingerbanging her on this beach but it's a private beach unless someone is on the sidewalk above us. or looking out the windows of the nearby homes. but it feels private. i got her off and sucked some tit but i barely put the head in and she goes 'we should go to such and such. i've never wanted to fuck someone in a car as bad as i have now. i've never had fingers feel this good before. or i've never said that and meant it.'
i'm like this broad's running fast and loose w/ her talk but yes, i want to fuck her in the truck. i says 'i gotta pee on the beach first' so we take turns cause she also has to pee on the beach.
comes back after taking 10=15 minutes to pee and tells me 'actually i took a shit. but you're cool, i knew you wouldn't mind. i buried it'.
oh boy, i'm about to fuck a girl w/ turd on her ass. suffice to type, analingus will not be thrown down tonight.
so we are driving along the coast and she's all happy to be there hanging out the window 'hello bbbbbb' [name of the town] and glitching out trying to tell me a story. just keeps repeating lines. anyways, we finally park somewhere and she tells me wait behind the vehicle while seh must be drinking booze and monster but i can't see. idk what she's doing at the time.
so we finally start making out standing near the bumper, i told you she was a big woman. and i'm not a tiny man. so the 2 of us are not fitting together easily in coital embrace inside the vehicle. i'm fingering her w/ a amouthful of tit and seh's going 'oh fuck, oh my god, oh fuck, oh my god' over and over. and kind of spinning around. so i'm hanging on. people are driving 100 yards away on the rd [it's dark now] and it's in between embarassing and/or it feels a little rapey. she won't sit still. finally got her against the vehicle and trying to put it in, my crazy boner went down. not completely but i can't be doing everything and it's all one sided. she has to pee so i let her go, fucking find her shaking in the grass.
hail seizure!
so i help her find her home and she starts glitching bad all the way home. like swinging for the fences, whirling her head arouind, just acting a donkey. it seems autonomic but it's still annoying. get her home, she drops all this beach glass on the floor. her mom's like 'waht happened' i said 'seizure' but the mom has experience w/ this and said 'no not a seizure.'
so the cops come and the girl stops moving crazy as the cops enter the room. how bizarre!
they're taking her to the ER for the night, girl is pissed i'm not going w/ her [gotta help my ex move her dead mom's stuff] and the cops say it's a caffeine OD of all things!
dont drink Monster kids.