If there was a slap party...........

[theviking]

not invited/ i will freestyle battle anyone after 6 beers

[max power]

one word, "rohypnol"

[biggums mcgee]

I would bring S-town holla

same as grim, I'de get a few beers in me and start bullshitting with anyone who will listen. pretty sure that by the end of the night you guys would just label me the nonsense kid and try to avoid me

[cold budweisers]

i would be making fun of everybody, doing some rudey rude shit, macking on every girl there, slamming beers, chugging vodka on the dance floor.  no, i'd probably just be wasted and stoned, nerding out with the slap palz.

[pancake man]

i'd drink a few and then try to be everyones friend, and then try to rep my area haha

[Spy Fox]

Ide be the guy with cigarettes and a lighter whod probabely hook bentmode up and at the end of night have an empty pack and 5 dollars wasted....

[sergioflorez]

slap party in my apartment.

alex moul is playing drum & bass in the bathroom. satva in the living room. pupecki wit de riddims in the bedroom. all are invited.

[WILL]

i would be the one making everything akward cause im midget.

[brooklyn brawler]

Andi San Dimas would be walking in with me on a leash. Robin would be staring with an evil eye from the kitchen.

[Peter]

pre-alcohol intake, i'd be the guy doing a standstill manny in the kitchen while holding out my ipod headphone and playing the "guess what video this song was in" game with anyone who'll go along with it.

post-alcohol intake, i'd be the guy in the backyard trying to start a fire and find a guitar so we can play bob dylan songs. or maybe i'd just walk around, start every conversation with "this is so fucking awesome" and laugh at every lame joke.

[clarkie]

I would probably show up with a petition! haahh
Not to worry, though I'd bring girls too.

[damian]

i'd be mingling with people trying to score some acid, then be in and out of the house several times. fail, sit down with the 12er, watch cheers and babysit the drunk girls. then put cheers on mute and silence the whores, to hear the drama in the kitchen.

[Derka Derk]

same as grim, I'de get a few beers in me and start bullshitting with anyone who will listen.

or if there are girls i like, hook up with them

[beeda weeda]

I'd be the guy shotgunning beers, and encouraging others to join, spill on my shirt, smoke alot of cigs, and bring an extra pack. I'd take 3-4 hits of a joint and pass out 15 mins alter.

[Jura]

Id be drunk.

Then Id smoke a giant blunt and vomit in the bathroom.

Afterwards, I would proceed to get re-drunk.

[sanch]

I think that'd call for a secret plan to lure Guile into the basement where we'd pummel him for a good 5 minutes. Than, we'd reach out with beer in hand for himand get smashed with him and everyone else.

[poocrusher]

I'd call and arrange the whole party just to bail.  Then hide in the bushes and watch people take slams...ala Kirchart.

[lophatrophazoa]

i would be the guy that didnt show up because i had something else to do, but canceled on that so i could do nothing. if i was dragged there, i think i would just chill with tony and skumbisquit and draw dicks and other stupid things and talk to no one else

[sanch]

I'd call and arrange the whole party just to bail.  Then hide in the bushes and watch people take slams...ala Kirchart.

what the hell is that supposed to mean?

[WonkaBar]

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I'd call and arrange the whole party just to bail.  Then hide in the bushes and watch people take slams...ala Kirchart.

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what the hell is that supposed to mean?

Kirchart and Jeremy Klein used to dress in all black and spy on people skating from bushes and shit

[kev]

I'd be one of the first ones drunk and stoned then I would try to meet everyone.  I'd be like "Heyyy pals, I'm Kev, who're you?"  And then you guys would pretend you're other Slap Pals who you really aren't just to fuck with me.  Then I'd go wherever the rap was playing, continue to get wasted, and be the first to suggest ordering pizza.  I wouldn't bring anyone because none of my friends/fellow skaters are SLAP material.  I probaby wouldn't pick up either unless there was like 2 girls for every guy.

[nice weather]

I would be in the kitchen, drink a few, then proceed to talk bullshit and wnader around in the apartment, trying everything and touching everything.

[poocrusher]

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I'd call and arrange the whole party just to bail.  Then hide in the bushes and watch people take slams...ala Kirchart.

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what the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Kirchart and Jeremy Klein used to dress in all black and spy on people skating from bushes and shit

Yeah, But they would start the filming mission, so they would know where people were going.

[sanch]

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I'd call and arrange the whole party just to bail.  Then hide in the bushes and watch people take slams...ala Kirchart.

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what the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Kirchart and Jeremy Klein used to dress in all black and spy on people skating from bushes and shit

hahahaha. That's a good one.

[sweatloaf]

I'd cry if I want to

[Burgalveist]

I'd be the snobby prick going through the CDs saying "Haven't you got any decent music?"

I wouldn't be worth beating up.

[toonie]

I'd start drinking around 5 and be done twelve beer by the time I got to the party,try to sober up for about an hour, then i'd walk/skate to the liquor store with whoever obliged, buy a 26 of southern comfort and do shots with whoever wanted to all night

[john]

i'd be the dude trying to someone to run up to the store to buy a whiteowl for me. then i'd steal something

[Jackers]

I'll be the guy in what appears to be a raver pants (but its droors), Going through the CDs, pocketing whatever is decent.



ps. then i'll say Dammit john, you too..

[bentmode]

wussup wit da beer bongs socalduballstar.

if anyones going to jack later i got shotties.

hey jura what you got on my tacos.