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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: wompa_stompa on August 20, 2018, 01:16:26 AM
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Let's get this list running. Get opinionated.
Hardflip Benihana
Benihana
Triple kickflip
Fakie big spin on flat
Nose magic flip to primo slide
shovit sex change
Fast Plants on street
No-comply trick that is immediately followed up by another no-comply trick
cross foot bullshit
ollies off quarterpipes like its a loading dock (reserved for the kids)
nollie big bs big spin
Sex change
airwalk
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Fakie big spin
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Everything is fair game, skateboarding is opening up again
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Nose magic flip to primo slide
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shovit sex change is something I deeply hate.
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Fast Plants on street.
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Ollie
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Everything is fair game, skateboarding is opening up again
I agree. Everything that was taboo when I was growing up is now celebrated. I'm thinking varial flips, k grind to fakie, fakie fs heels etc
Funnily enough, shuvvit lipslides haven't made much of a comeback since the Black Label days of the mid 2000's
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Fakie big spin
On flat yes but down things it can be quite good.
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Crooks to backlip.
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I’m not saying it’s illegal, but nosegrind tailgrabs are getting played out.
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ollies off quraterpipes like its a loading dock are highly illegal.
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Personally, unless you are skating some sort of transition, keep your god damn hands off your board.
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My homie has been doing nollie pop shove it tailgrabs lately, on flat, and idk about it.
I feel like nollie bs360s are kind of illegal but ive been having fun w them lately.
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Everything is fair game, skateboarding is opening up again
I agree. Everything that was taboo when I was growing up is now celebrated. I'm thinking varial flips, k grind to fakie, fakie fs heels etc
Funnily enough, shuvvit lipslides haven't made much of a comeback since the Black Label days of the mid 2000's
This is very true.
But some kind of no-comply trick that is immediately followed up by another no-comply trick in the same trick or in the "same breath" if you will...
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Everything is fair game, skateboarding is opening up again
I agree. Everything that was taboo when I was growing up is now celebrated. I'm thinking varial flips, k grind to fakie, fakie fs heels etc
When were these illegal? Never heard about that one.
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Late shove it and sex change need to leave
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kickflip
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back tail for sure
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cross foot bullshit
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I believe anyone with enough power to do pop a benihana off flat should have carte blanche to do so if desired.
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Late shove it and sex change need to leave
I like late shoves. Frontside ones are super easy and backside ones are rad. The sex change thing should only be done for novelty purposes.
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no ones wrote nollie big bs bigspin yet. Fuck that trick lol
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cross foot bullshit
This kid did a shove it sex change cross foot for my E and I wanted to focus his board. Shit was fucking ugly and stupid.
Nollie/fakie varials are just ugly to me. So are Kickflip backside boardslides
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Sounds like you took the letter. Game blouses
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Y’all taking about the crime, but not the punishment.
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shovit sex change is something I deeply hate.
I've always wanted to ask a shuving sex changer.....
(http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/eww-gif-8.gif)
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Trying hard to bring back that early 90's vibe, huh?
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Some tricks are inherently ugly and shouldn't be done.
Obviously some are more fluid than others and can be done well and be accepted. But what does Grosso say? There's rules to this. I don't think everything is fair game and I like it better that way. There's a common disapproval towards certain tricks that goes somewhat unspoken.
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Probably should just merge this with the "Is skateboarding jocky" thread.
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can we take it easy on trashing the fakie bigs. i dont have many flatground tricks. let me keep this one.
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Fuck your illegal list. This shit is dope..
(http://i.imgur.com/AJfvdjS.gif)
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can we take it easy on trashing the fakie bigs. i dont have many flatground tricks. let me keep this one.
same here. I fully acknowledge it's grossness however.
The best thing ever is to borrow someones board, push switch mongo and do a very unpopped fakie bigspin.
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can we take it easy on trashing the fakie bigs. i dont have many flatground tricks. let me keep this one.
same here. I fully acknowledge it's grossness however.
The best thing ever is to borrow someones board, push switch mongo and do a very unpopped fakie bigspin.
Followed by a sketchy kickflip shove it
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Fuck your illegal list. This shit is dope..
(http://i.imgur.com/AJfvdjS.gif)
appleyard does all kinds of goofy shit that he gets a pass on. making an entire late career off of variations of the nollie backside bigspin would basically be impossible for anyone else to get away with
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Crooks to backlip.
thank you
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Fuck your illegal list. This shit is dope..
(http://i.imgur.com/AJfvdjS.gif)
Cody Mac
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Fuck your illegal list. This shit is dope..
(http://i.imgur.com/AJfvdjS.gif)
Cody Mac
i said late career, not entire career.
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can we take it easy on trashing the fakie bigs. i dont have many flatground tricks. let me keep this one.
any sponsored skater should lay off the fakie/nollie bigs but id say its fully acceptable for us common folk. switch front bigspins can piss off tho
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Polar vid just shat on your list. Get ready to hate skating more than ever.
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no rules
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I have nothing wrong with a properly popped fakie bigspin on flat.
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Any trick can be done in a pleasing way or an irritating way it's about the style not the maneuver
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vlogging
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I have nothing wrong with a properly popped fakie bigspin on flat.
the problem is the not popped ones. that lil dude that shared the part with boserio in the polar vid has a really disgusting not popped fakie bigspin that made it look like hes been skating for 2 years
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Bullshit “inward heel flips” that are actually pressure flips. Regular, switch, nollie, whatevs. You can spot them when the foot that should be flicking rapidly moves out of the way of the board, sometimes even moving back toward the foot doing the popping. Such a bummer to watch.
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no rules
Just right.
Outback Steakhouse.
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Those slappy front noseslide 270 things. For fucks suck just ollie into them like Karl Watson and Austyn.
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Those slappy front noseslide 270 things. For fucks suck just ollie into them like Karl Watson and Austyn.
i don't know... they look alright
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LeadingWhirlwindDairycow-max-14mb.gif)
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can we take it easy on trashing the fakie bigs. i dont have many flatground tricks. let me keep this one.
Mmmmmm, I love fakie bigspins. Popped, shuved, frontside or backside, they are the best. Ya'll snivellin little bitches with your illegal tricks, I want each of them all over my face, but especially fakie bigspins.
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This kid did a shove it sex change cross foot for my E and I wanted to focus his board. Shit was fucking ugly and stupid.
Nollie/fakie varials are just ugly to me. So are Kickflip backside boardslides
1. is this a joke?
2. Why were u playing him?
3. YOU SHOULD have foucused his board
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(http://i.imgur.com/J7H10Os.gif)
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fakie 3 shuvs on flat are so gross
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also early grab 180 fake 5050 on a curb
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Nollie flips
360 flips
Hard flips
Anything on a handrail
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also early grab 180 fake 5050 on a curb
dammit that's my go to tho
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shovit sex change is something I deeply hate.
I've always wanted to ask a shuving sex changer.....
(http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/eww-gif-8.gif)
Likely because you can’t do it in a game or skate
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Boardslides on ledges, a timeless illegal trick....
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When someone drops off a curb to a manual, then off or up another curb.
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shovit sex change is something I deeply hate.
I've always wanted to ask a shuving sex changer.....
(http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/eww-gif-8.gif)
Likely because you can’t do it in a game or skate
I would never be in the position of playing skate with a shuviting sex changer, I have very high standards on who I play in skate.
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Willy Grind have always been illegal.
(https://s33.postimg.cc/vrj66yplb/Screen_Shot_2018-08-21_at_1.59.53_PM.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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Jeff DeChesare
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shovit sex change is something I deeply hate.
I've always wanted to ask a shuving sex changer.....
(http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/eww-gif-8.gif)
Likely because you can’t do it in a game or skate
It is essentially a hippie jump for those that like to land fakie.
In defence of shuvit sexchanges (body varial IMO), they are ridicolously fun thing. I'm biased because they are the one thing i can get proper pop in a bank.
Also it is hilarious to see triple flip nailers struggle with one of the simplest tricks ever. At game of skate they never get it in three tries.
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Having fun and doing whatever you want is now illegal.
make skateboarding great again.
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Having fun and doing whatever you want is now illegal.
Especially if you end up killing someone.
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All the tricks I cant do are illegal
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Personally, unless you are skating some sort of transition, keep your god damn hands off your board.
No way dude, I fully support street grabs. Melons and tuck knees in particular
the only trick that really kills my boner without fail is willy grinds.
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Boardslides on ledges, a timeless illegal trick....
(http://skatemalmo.se/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/alv_boardslide_a2.jpg)
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I am quite sick of the caveman nosegrind myself.
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stuff from the late 00s won't run now. Stuff done with medium hair, backside tailslides on banks or frontside tailslide rewinds on mini ramps or stupid crailslides on banks that kind of shit (its cool to see people doing nose slides tho, Brent atchley and Tiago)
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Having fun and doing whatever you want is now illegal.
I was being sardonic.
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Probably should just merge this with the "Is skateboarding jocky" thread.
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I am quite a fan of pop shuv rewinds. Essentially the same motio as a pop shuv sex change, but the timing of the catch and the body rotation make it a totally different trick IMO. What is the slap consensus?
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Crooks to backlip.
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I actually saw someone doing these on the last 2 feet of a flatbar recently, and then calling them Crook to Backsmiths...
Always seen it as a show-off trick, fit for the same guy who wants to ollie off a QP deck to flat. In an extremely crowded park.
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I am quite a fan of pop shuv rewinds. Essentially the same motio as a pop shuv sex change, but the timing of the catch and the body rotation make it a totally different trick IMO. What is the slap consensus?
popped high and rewind in the air = pass
underrotated pop shuv revert off the nose on flat = get the fuck out
someone pulled that shit out on me in a game of skate
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Willy Grind have always been illegal.
(https://s33.postimg.cc/vrj66yplb/Screen_Shot_2018-08-21_at_1.59.53_PM.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Thank you. And most of Alex Mouls tricks
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Are we done finishing lines with backside bigspins?
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no rules
Except no boneless and no no-complys. It's just how I was raised.
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hardflip Benihanas? who even does those